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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Poohs Packin posted:

Tax:

"Hi, I'm Jared, what can I help you find here at Hot Topic?"

# ¿ Dec 10, 2021 02:59

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:57

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Johnny Truant posted:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CXeJWumF82A/?utm_medium=copy_link

I didn't really think the internet could gross me out, but spitting on the tattoo to wipe it down got me

I just recoiled from that one. Nasty AF

# ¿ Dec 14, 2021 19:46

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Read After Burning posted:

Nice to see that Emperor Nero is still remembered in the tattoo culture

# ¿ Dec 28, 2021 15:04

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

ultrafilter posted:

WUT YOU SAY?

# ¿ Jan 25, 2022 13:20

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Herstory Begins Now posted:

for all we know it may well be a raccoon

seriously yall sleeping on the rest of that weird thing

the bottom half doesn't make any more sense either

A cubist triped elk, making an expression of surprised disgust

# ¿ Jan 26, 2022 20:16

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Endless Mike posted:

https://twitter.com/AllEliteTiffany/status/1486440297156464646?s=20

Jo the rvork

# ¿ Jan 27, 2022 00:52

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

whypick1 posted:

I don't get either of these

}B^U

} horns
B eyes
^ nose
U gaping mouth

# ¿ Jan 27, 2022 00:54

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Large Testicles posted:

is that near funkytown or is it closer to flavortown?

It's just south of Bartertown

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 22:39

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Cartoon Man posted:

a gingerbread goon that just threw up on their arm and a couch?

# ¿ Jan 30, 2022 14:36

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

A twofer

# ¿ Jan 31, 2022 00:26

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

# ¿ Jan 31, 2022 00:28

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

whypick1 posted:

What the gently caress is this supposed to be?

Besides "infected"

You know how there's supposed to be a mystic "third eye"?
Well, that's the mystic "second butthole"

# ¿ Feb 1, 2022 02:15

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

canyoneer posted:

I remember a joke someone tweeted that said that Post Malone's face looks like that one desk in the back of the detention classroom

it's true

# ¿ Feb 6, 2022 22:32

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Queen Gnome posted:

This guy's neck tattoo is quite something.

Fabio after he cleaned the blood off

# ¿ Feb 7, 2022 22:20

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

AlbieQuirky posted:

As an actual old, I don�t sign up for AARP because I can�t see that I�d save enough with the discounts to make the annual membership fee worth it.

Yeah, gently caress AARP

# ¿ Feb 13, 2022 02:58

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Scratch Monkey posted:

You don't have to like this movie but this scene was awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq3TiuRC-VQ

They should have gone for a great musical pun by using the Chariots of Fire theme music.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2022 00:02

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Johnny Truant posted:

My friend recently was making this huge push for us getting matching text tattoos and I was like

I think there's one artist I'd want a HoL tattoo from, and that's Faith(@vitrioltattoo) over at Unkindness. She actually had a large HoL chest-piece that she got covered up (I think?) and we chatted about it for awhile.

Tell her to get a text tattoo from one of Chuck Tingle's books first and then you'll think about it.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2022 13:29

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

�Just a Poe boy� over the eyebrow?

Get �WE! DO NOT! TALK ABOUT! THE ORANGUTAN!� tattooed on the chin

# ¿ Feb 24, 2022 01:32

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Cartoon Man posted:

My man-teats ache in sympathy

# ¿ Mar 9, 2022 00:55

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

stealie72 posted:

One from the "graphic design is my passion" collection.

I think the answer to the riddle is "then no eggs."

I agree with this interpretation

# ¿ Mar 12, 2022 15:27

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Field Mousepad posted:

Someone post it when a person gets will Smith slapping Chris Rock tattooed on them tia

Your wish!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4exCpFwkig
:argh:

beaten like a rented mule

# ¿ Mar 30, 2022 00:09

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Read After Burning posted:

Rick Astley's status as "the meme song man" is very upsetting to me, as that's not even in the top 5 best songs on that album. His catalog is one of my favorites.

Actually retched at that...gunk..on the napkin.

Let's play "BANDAGE OR STRIPPER'S PAD"

# ¿ Mar 30, 2022 23:10

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Goodpancakes posted:

It's weird knowing that my level of line work and art skills could lead to work in a tattoo parlor if I had nothing but confidence and absolutely no humility

get some piglets, anesthetic, a tattoo setup, and start practicing

# ¿ May 12, 2022 01:58

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/novogratz/status/1478535972560195585

Read After Burning posted:

For dumbasses like me who didn't get it at first:

It's a crypto thing.

Since it's a crypto thing, a better wolf and moon tattoo is the classic:

The wolf is horrified about how much value its cryptocurrency has lost overnight

# ¿ May 13, 2022 01:18

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Field Mousepad posted:

The llama is a nice touch. I had never noticed it

Until I saw the original design, I thought it was one of these guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fljKx9nvrL4

# ¿ May 13, 2022 01:39

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

whypick1 posted:

If it weren't for the breasts I'd say that's Ozzy Osbourne.

I'd still say it's probably Ozzy Osbourne, but thankfully I lack the intimate knowledge of Ozzy that certainty would require

# ¿ May 24, 2022 00:27

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

organburner posted:

The vulvesticles confuse me.

Thread title, please.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 23:37

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Kwyndig posted:

No but the owner of that tattoo now has the curse of the undead.

Hemorrhoids (the Ring of Fire) can be pretty bad

# ¿ Jun 25, 2022 17:51

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Field Mousepad posted:

Snapped a few pics with my cell so the quality isn't great

Vader is a cover up in process of a tribal I got when I was 20

Is the first one Jimmy Hoffa?

# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 21:15

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Imagine you're an artist going to work a tattoo convention, and this is the photo representative of your best work that you submit to showcase on their website.

The Ace of Poptarts

# ¿ Jul 16, 2022 18:38

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

EL BROMANCE posted:

From the same school of anatomy as the infamous patriots tattoo

Looks like the person is carrying a small, blue elephant on their shoulders

Bismuth posted:

Cursive is stupid

AND SO IS THIS

Deimver girl, Avatar version. No wheels, I am disappoint.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2022 15:55

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Mr_Chicken posted:

The account posting that one is an aggregator, the artist seems to be https://instagram.com/esssavel which uh... Yeah wow.

All of his work is fugly

# ¿ Aug 7, 2022 01:05

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

A whole bunch of people died young on my dad's side of the family. We always thought it was a history of heart disease, but it turns out living in Libby, Montana and inhaling asbestos all the time is detrimental to one's health