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Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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"God, I thought I'd never get out of there!"

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Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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HungryMedusa posted:

I get that that is lipstick and a rose but what is the rest of it???



Mirror and perfume atomizer.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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VoidBurger posted:

TIL also! I thought some had identifying numbers as well. My bad.

Thoroughbred horses have ID numbers tatted on their upper lip. Some other people will do this to their horses as well, to thwart theft.

Some Poodle kennels will tat an ID number/code inside the ear flap. Mercedes, my oldest, has 1P2W which stands for 'Portia's 1st litter, 2nd white born'.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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uXs posted:

I thought that upside down it was 'Hate' which would make the normal side 'Love', but the more I look at it the less I can figure it out. I really want to know now :-(

It says 'jack' and 'rear end'.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Ya know, if you're going to have an artist working that close to your ladybits, you may wanna consider doing some trimming first.

What makes you think it's on a lady?

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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There should be some kind of special shelter for the animals of Chernoble.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Where do you find rollerderby now? I loved that poo poo as a kid.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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HENER


&ARONGTN

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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And here I thought the issue was how the birds' wings are all twisted around and wonky.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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'Love' next to some wobbly phallic symbols. Truly a work for the ages.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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davidspackage posted:

I'm tickled by the idea of someone getting a tree tattoed on their whole back, and above it, it says "tree"

That's so you can identify 20 years from now, after it's turned into a murky mess.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Maybe he's her dad. :confused:

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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What...what's a 'feral bogan'? :ohdear:

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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ilysespieces posted:

I am a member of a Facebook group that's mostly about makeup but people go off topic a lot. And today's off topic post was about tattoos. I saved ~80 tattoos to share, too bad imgur only allows 50 in an album.

Here's the album of my "top" 50 terrible tattoos so far

Why do so many of these look like crime scene photos?

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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'The Scratcher at the End of My Street' sounds like a horror movie.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Campfire Girl missed the day they talked about hygiene.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Thin Privilege posted:

As determined in the AUG thread before it was closed, goons do not understand that most vaginas don't look like those of porn stars; and, in fact, are repulsed by any that don't look like those of porn stars.

So, for content, some Classy vagina tattoos:

:nws: obviously :nws:
But
:nws: https://m.imgur.com/a/G1IlZ :nws:

Somebody actually got the Homer Simpson? I thought that was paint or something.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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ZombieJesus posted:

I feel bad about posting this one, since I screencapped it off a facebook friend who's a novice tattoo artist. He does some pretty good tats, cute little sketches of plants and animals etc. But this one is just hosed. Is the moon waxing? Is it waining? is it randomly jumping between the two? Who knows!



Are we sure this isn't the eclipse?

Also, that 'Racist' guy is scary as gently caress.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Under no circumstance do you want to meet Super Bowel.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Maybe he's Jewish.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Is he hunching forward? Or is that his side? Do we really want to know? Bonus points for spots not fitting on the tail.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Picnic Princess posted:

I never thought I'd read these words in this order but here we are

Each day we move a little farther from God's light.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Scathach posted:

Maybe she was a sniper?

Or he was a sniper, and he shot her.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Maybe an alternator killed his father, you don’t know!

His father was a gasket, because he was blown.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Huntersoninski posted:

Yeah almost everything on his page is so...off and muddy looking. There's some okay stuff (to my eyes) but then there's poo poo like that, or this



and gosh I'd just rather not.

e: he also really really likes the hazy lines overlapping/intertwining everything, it's in tons of them. Whew.

Batboy and his mother.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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there wolf posted:

In the entire country because it's a pretty established cultural norm.

There are certain cultures that make something of an event out of taking a small baby to have her ears pierced. Like a 6 month old small baby.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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I'll be damned if I can make out the top one. It looks like a wolf that's been divided in half by a scythe.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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happinl88

Doesn't look like she had a good time.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Endless Mike posted:

I'd be *very* interested in seeing how that holds up, but the work seems good fresh, at least.

This brings up something that bugs me. Why do these beautiful, painterly tattoos fail so badly as they age?

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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synthetik posted:



I don't exactly know why, but the bluejeans are killing me.

That thing on the leg is a tail? I thought it was a snake at first.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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CeramicPig posted:



At first I thought this was pen. Cause the black looks like it’s pen though I have no explanation for the yellow



I thought it was a shroom. Until I looked closely at the shape in the yellow and realized it was your standard alien abduction scenario.

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Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Everything is just slightly off, just a tad assymmetrical, enough to drive you out of your loving mind.

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