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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

This is horrible for many reasons but the one that gets me the most is why are the "ea" in "Feamale" done in a different font than the rest of it.

If I had to guess, they had 90% of it done, but they/the tattooer couldn't remember if there is 1 a or 2 in female, so they finished the rest of it and left enough room for two letters if needed. Which was done by a separate artist.

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
The only possible reason is to get around that pesky "no shoes - no service" rule at most places, right?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Anime Reference posted:

The hell is the thing over the P? It looks like a Sonic the Hedgehog boss.

I mean I'm seeing fox ears, shiny surface and what appears to be a three foot long dick. I'm going to go ahead and say it's his latex inflation fursona.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Is "never wear your hair 'up' again" an option?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
georgecostanzaplayingtrivailpursuit.jpg

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
If you are going to get a regrettable tattoo, getting it somewhere where it is easily covered by hair seems like the best plan.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Merton Blask posted:

It’s the neckshadow soul patch that really gets me.

Neckshadow Soulpatch sounds like a raid boss from WOW

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

ricketyvickyt posted:

I have Harry Potter tattoos and I’m anything but an insufferable Millennial. Don’t tar us all with the same brush.

For content:


Is it just the lighting or the age of the tattoo that makes the flower look like there's some kind of sub-dermal thing going on there? I'd guess fresh tattoo and the area's swollen, but it appears to expand well past the edges of the tattoo on the right side. Or is there something there vaguely in the same shape as the flower.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Picnic Princess posted:

I saw someone with an anchor that said "Unsinkable" in real loving life

I don't understand how that has ever happened. An anchor has one goddamn job.

Yeah, but the tattoo is of a foam anchor, so

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

dpack_1 posted:

I use mine in the back of my hand to stick needles to it when prepping a piercing. Get the clamp or receiving tube lined up then just grab the needle from the back of my hand rather than reaching over to my station again. Its actually really useful and i cant imagine not having it now.

Because I'm paranoid and this is the first place my mind goes, what do you do in case an MRI is needed?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Johnny Truant posted:

Yeah it doesn't look poorly executed :shrug:

I've certainly seen some worse Thanos tattoos, wish I could recall them.

Thanos snapped his fingers and dusted the memories from you.

Thanos did nothing wrong.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I must be jaded from the last few, because my first thought is "It's legible and the lines on the text are sharp"

Now I can't help but see the shocker.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
It looks disturbingly like one of my close friends

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Memento posted:

Sure, but there's no A in "pressure"

Let me pre-assure you that there absolutely is

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

LingcodKilla posted:

Some serious levels of mental illness going on here and that "artist" should be shot into space for enabling this.

If tattoo artists had to be responsible and turned away every crazy person or bad idea, we wouldn't have this thread. Probably a lot fewer artists as well.

And none of us were there, we don't know that "Are you sure you want this on your face? Because that's your face. And you might want to rethink both the location and subject matter. No? OK..." didn't happen.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

That's amazing. I love it.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/NowkfQU.jpg

:nws: for naked... um, naked chick, I guess.

She's not naked, she clearly has Crocs on.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

I hate it and I can't really put into words why exactly.

The colors are muddy and ugly
The text has bad kerning on the last line
Bad idea and poor execution

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
As a non-tattoo haver, I have a question. In a scenario like this, where having straight lines would be really important to the design, would a straight edge or ruler ever get employed? I understand that a piece of paper and living breathing people are two very different things, and a pencil and a tattoo gun are also very different tools, but can't they use something? Bandages or tape or just anything that can guide? Or are good artists just that good that they can freehand?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I agree that they look neat. They are certainly something interesting and it's not a style I've seen before. Most assuredly they will age poorly, but I can see the appeal

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Antivehicular posted:

I'm trying to picture this. Like, the skin tears open to reveal a holster and gun underneath like he's the shittiest Terminator, or like he's so hardkore he tore a hole in his skin to stick his gun into?

Come to think of it, has the "skin tears open to reveal my TRUE SELF which is leopard print or the Monster logo or something" ever worked? I can see how it might, theoretically, but I've never seen a version of it I thought looked good.

There was a well done one I had saved that was the spider-man costume underneath. It looked cool, but I could not imagine holding up well after a few years

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

EL BROMANCE posted:

Scooby Doo reboot is weird as gently caress

Come on, Boobie-Doo was right there

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I had to go look because I couldn’t decide if it was chain link or one of those silly mesh shirt things.

:same:

I mean, my brain instantly went "Rocky Horror" but I think that says more about me than about the tattoo.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Someone should have told her that the real magic word is "please"

As in "please don't let me get this stupid tattoo"

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Dude is super talented, most of the stuff on the insta looks great.

But will it look any good in a couple years?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Vashro posted:

Is that the proper orientation for a shoulder compass?

Only if all the points say "I'm With Stupid"

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I thought he was doing a "Hey, look at my crotch" arm move, which also first the caption.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

whypick1 posted:

Imagine intentionally getting the worst Friend tattooed on you.

To be fair, no one told him it was gonna be that way.

*clapclapclapclap*

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Remember being a kid, and the back of the cereal box would have a mask that you could cut out and tie a rubber band to? This is that in tattoo form.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

So just to be sure, is this motherfucker offering tattooing in the middle of quarantine?

Don't get me wrong, everyone has to find a way to make a living, and I don't begrudge some low level scratcher trying to make it with what they have. But man, now is the worst time to go get a shady tattoo from inside a windowless van. And let's face it, that can probably has a Free Candy sign painted on it.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Hirayuki posted:

How else are you going to remember this period in history?

Tombstones seem purpose built for remembering history and they last longer than any tattoo.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Doctor Zero posted:

OMG I keep finding more and more as I look.

What is that next to her hand stumps? Looks like the packaged pancakes you buy in Japan. Why is the right side of her back missing? Why isn't "piece" capitalized? Why is her nose painted on? Why is the bottom of the chess queen melting?

Those pancakes are supposed to be bracelets.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Does it make this tattoo better or worse if the front half of that body is shown on the other side of his arm?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Knormal posted:

I quoted both posts because I want to make sure you all picture it.

And I appreciate that.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Kwyndig posted:

Has nose, not accurate :colbert:

Hey, that's the reincarnation of Lama Sanglug you're talking about there.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Phy posted:

Oglaf did it better anyway

??

Isn't that Oglaf in the picture?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

History Comes Inside! posted:

I went on a discord safari today and struck unrelated gold



PYF Tasteless Tattoo: Oh No!! That blows!

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Close enough

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Inzombiac posted:

This is pissing me off because a heart is butt shaped, the focus of the art is on the butt and yet not using the shape to frame the piece.
Rotate the subject so they are facing the camera and you've got a perfectly decent and horny tattoo.

Agreed. It's the worst combination of Horny and Confusing.

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

knuthgrush posted:

Well I'm out of the loop. Wtf is that? A cat stripper?

There was a weird manga take on Garfield where Garfield is turned into a female sex worker, and John is trying to rescue her from her pimp, but she doesn't want to leave.


It's too late for me. Run. Save yourself.

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