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You're all wrong. It is clearly David Mitchell.
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After snorting coke in the first tattoo, the pineapple took a bite out of the watermelon, which is now pleading for it's life. Yes, this makes perfect sense.
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Apr 21, 2016 05:53
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Krampus Grewcock posted:
Is that a version the duck/rabbit optical illusion over the I?
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May 10, 2016 05:00
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So he protects her with his calves whilst she intuits with her thighs. Gotcha. Also, if his strength was really in his arms, wouldn't he be picking her up instead of carrying her on his back. Why doesn't she do it? She's the one with the back bone.
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May 16, 2016 02:51
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hyperhazard posted:I saw a girl yesterday in shorts/tank top whose only visible tattoo was a huge cursive name from the back of her neck to her jaw. Was it this girl?  She was tattooed by her "boyfriend", who was the guy who tattooed the stars on that other girls face, and apparently has made a habit of getting his name tattooed on girls he fucks. I think they have broken up by now, which is definitely a smarter decision than getting the tattoo.
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May 16, 2016 08:11
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Hirayuki posted:My dog got a Ø tattooed on her belly when she was spayed to signify, I suppose, that there was nothing in there anymore. The misspelling is intentional (one would hope), but I am annoyed at just how cross that dog looks
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May 20, 2016 12:18
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synthetik posted:Oh no! Can you remove the "S"? This is almost charming, they recognized there was a mistake, but weren't sure if it was spelling or grammar. Now, in the new version, they can have both.
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Jun 29, 2016 02:45
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I don't mind the little minimalist line things. (When done well, obviously.) The little wave on the finger, and ankle seem cool to me. My sister in law likes snowboarding, and as such is going to get a little snowflake on her wrist. I have no issues with tattoos like that.
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Jul 26, 2016 02:50
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In the sink?
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Sep 23, 2016 02:00
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Snowy posted:What's the name of this font? It bothers me the same way some people get all triggered by comic sans or papyrus. I am impressed he spelled "dishonour" the correct/British Empire way. Isn't it 'dishonor' in America?
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Oct 2, 2016 04:57
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sleppy posted:
This makes me confused. They are clearly dog tits, (it says so), but then why does he have a tatt of a tiger? Does he feel more like the dog or the tiger? Or are they tiger tits, and he just has the words "Dog tits" tattooed for some other inexplicablereason.
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Dec 13, 2016 05:14
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Hate Fibration posted:Facebook friends from high school might as well be cheating...but oh welllllll  Missing 2 wolves.
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Mar 1, 2017 08:04
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Given the eyes, I find it hard to believe this wasn't intentional. I mean, surely you can line up the eyes when they are only a few cm apart, and if you are that bad an artist that you cant, surely your mates would know and not let you tattoo their chests. Edit: I just noticed that they also misspelled "Davo".
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Mar 15, 2017 06:29
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Given the Jesus fish, I'm surprised there is only one "Christian" band on that list.
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Mar 21, 2017 03:04
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ricketyvickyt posted:
Isn't the teacup supposed to be a boy? Also it looks like to make teh tattoos line up properly, they need a really awkward angle. Otherwise mum has a teapot snotting out a rainbow, and her daughter has a cup with it's head on fire. And I don't think I am teh only one irritated by the infinity/heart/Daughter(Mother) thing.
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Mar 24, 2017 02:29
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Pastry of the Year posted:The idea of getting the exact same tattoo as anyone else is just bonkers to me. "I want to be different and unique, just like that cool person over there."
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Apr 17, 2017 00:38
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Gromit posted:Battlecrab! I am irrationally irritated by the fact that it says BMX, but the crab isn't riding one. A Battlecrab riding a BMX would be cool.
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Apr 22, 2017 04:12
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:
What bothers me about this tattoo isn't the silly joke, nor the fact that it only rhymes if you are mispronouncing one of the words, it is the skull and crossbones smooshed between her tits. How hard would that have been to tattoo? Did she have to pull them apart for the entire tattooing process? Also why?
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Jun 5, 2017 12:09
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Is titty squirrel on an arm or a leg? I don't know why, but somehow this is important to me.
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Jun 13, 2017 13:02
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rydiafan posted:
Shouldn't that be Giant pierced vagina armpit. Or Armpit giant pierced vagina?
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Aug 4, 2017 02:18
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rydiafan posted:Vagina is the object if the sentence. Giant, pierced, and armpit are all descriptors. Compare to "fat tattooed Midwestern man". I still think armpit with giant pierced vagina is the most accurate. Remember kids, when tattooing representations of genitalia on oneself, learning the correct way to refer to it is paramount.
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Aug 4, 2017 05:22
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there wolf posted:Top or bottom? I've got one on the soul of my foot that hurt like mad, but mostly because the big tendon that runs along the arch started spasming halfway through. How long do sole of the foot tattoos last? How does the integrity of the tattoo hold up? Coz I would imagine that they get blurred, worn away very easily due to bot the nature of the skin there, and also due to the constant wear and tear on the area by walking/wearing socks etc.
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Aug 26, 2017 03:52
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strap on revenge posted:I think the Polynesian tribes that it originated from have been around longer than star trek Nuh uh! At the beginning of Star Trek it says "a long time ago in a galaxy far away ..."
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Nov 2, 2017 04:45
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Hello Kitty Jesus's crown of thorns would have some roses still on the vine.
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Jan 16, 2018 07:39
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Here are some tattoos that are bad for technical reasons, but also because of what they are.  Although it makes me think. Should I blame a cult member for getting a tattoo of that cult on them? And what do they do if/when they manage to escape that cult? Do they have to go through all the painful laser stuff that I remember seeing some white supremacist get done to his face?
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Mar 8, 2018 09:47
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eminkey2003 posted:Seen in New Orleans: I'm the smiley face toast graffiti.
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Mar 28, 2018 08:57
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The Relentless posted:Which witch? The witch that does not kill. Instead she makes "me stronger", which I assume is some kind of potion.
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Apr 9, 2018 04:15
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Ahh, so it's a jester. To me it looks like he has a banana skin on his head.
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May 9, 2018 06:09
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Ziv Zulander posted:What gaggles my geese is that it wasn't even officially sponsored. They were losing their poo poo over copyright non-infringing, as close as they can get to rick and morty without being sued Szechuan sauce. "But you see, if I buy this food, then it will show that I am a fan of a cartoon. It is extremely important that I own a sachet of a condiment to prove to myself that I like this cartoon more than other people." gently caress Rick and Morty fans. (Although to be honest gently caress anyone who defines only themselves by the media they consume.) Here is a dumb tattoo.  It's dumb because Living On A Prayer is a the best Bon Jovi song
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Jul 5, 2018 13:19
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Sorry to continue the derail: But Rick and Morty in and of itself is OK. It's a cartoon with a smarter-than-everyone-else nihilist as the main character and a bunch of wacky monkey-cheese multiverse poo poo around the edges. Just like Harry Potter in and of itself is OK. It's a story about a boy wizard who fulfills his destiny with a bunch of ye-olde English public school bullshit around the edges. Where both of these, (and many others), go wrong is the fans who define themselves by the fact they like it. i.e. not "Hi, I'm Dave, I am a person who enjoys Harry Potter.", its "Hi, I'm a Harry Potter fan named Dave." If you know what I mean. On the tattoo part of it, it's cool to get a tattoo of something you like, even if that thing is a representation of media you have consumed. What is not cool is using taht tattoo in lieu of a personality, or as an explanation of your entire self. i.e. "look at my pickle rick! The show is clever and wacky, and I have a joke from it on me. This means I am both clever and wacky, so I never have to actually prove I am either by doing anything." Sorry about the boring rant. Here is a media based/pop cultural tattoo that I think is stupid, and by extension can infer the person with it is a fuckknuckle. 
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Jul 6, 2018 10:34
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No no, he is just one of those deluded fools who believes that Shaun and Mitch belong in the Test team.
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Dec 9, 2018 13:07
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Scratch Monkey posted:Who is that supposed to be? David Mitchell
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May 17, 2019 00:36
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Shoehead posted:Youngest person I ever met with a tattoo was 13. His mother had someone tattoo her name on him and his da dragged him into us to either get it lasered off or to add his own name to it and we told him to get the gently caress out. He was maaad There are so much ugliness in that one simple story. 1)Mum labeling her 13 year old child with her name, (possibly as a petty spiteful attack on the dad) 2)Dad, equally as pettily demanding that he get equal billing, or she get none on the billboard that is a living child. 3)That poor kid, who has to deal with both passive aggressive parents, and the sort of neglect/innatention that thinks it is OK to let your 13 year old get tattoos.
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Jun 7, 2019 02:00
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Gazaar posted:Turn it into a sweet dick Pickles are usually savory.
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Jun 9, 2019 14:08
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Further on this couple: https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/17/inst...54/?ito=cbshare ‘Some will just tell us to get jobs, like everyone else and stop begging. But when you have the impact we do on others’ life, getting a job is not an option. What impact do they have on others lives? Apart from forcing her poor mum to work two jobs to support them and their trite bludging ways? Do they legitemately think that by getting 9,000 pounds off other people to go to Africa, the little African kiddies will see some lame motivational tattoos on some white tourists and have their lives irrevocably changed for the better? And that this calling prevents them from working in a supermarket to alleviate maybe some of the burden they are forcing on the poor woman supporting them?
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Jun 23, 2019 05:44
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The Bloop posted:Same, Simba, same Mowgli from The Jungle Book.
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Jun 30, 2019 06:43
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Odds that the mother and son are off in another tattoo parlour on the other side of town getting their matching Oedipus tattoos?
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Jul 13, 2019 11:13
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This looks like Susan Boyle.
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Sep 29, 2019 08:47
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whypick1 posted:Just put "Not a Nazi" underneath it, duh. My "not a nazi" tattoo has many people asking questions already answered by the tattoo.
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Australian tattoos.   I looked for a bunch of "gently caress off we're full" tattoos, but only found Ausstikkas, (southern crosses). And they aren't that interesting.
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