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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Memento posted:



Nailed it.

Sloth love Boy!

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


If you're going to post former mod ink, at least it wasn't Aatrek's.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Shoehead posted:

C.A.L.L
A.C.A.B

Why, did someone see Granos?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Co-worker just showed off her new forearm tattoo that is a quote from a YA vampire series. Ignoring the content, the lettering itself was so small and squashed as to be unreadable. I'm sure it won't look like a bad ink smear in a few years.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Do you want Hetalia tattoos? Because that's how you get Hetalia tattoos.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

That JO crystal is tiny, you'll never get full bro power with that thing.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

The Bloop posted:

Really all face tattoos say POOR IMPULSE CONTROL

Nigel begs to differ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaJKcqwNrpU

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Sentient Data posted:

Makes it easy to find the right person who wants to the the knot

Good joke, ruined by the execution. I give it 1/01

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I'm too busy trying to figure out how Belle's feet work, or where the left half of her torso went.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

He's the Lot of tattoos.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Didn't know Aatrek got inked.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


That's not what breast feeding means!

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I started to ask how one does "the nork" but then I found that nork is Aussie slang for a breast, so...

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

madeintaipei posted:

Might have helped open the stores. A guy I worked with at a Bonefish seafood restaurant had just the store numbers tattooed on the inside of his arm.

Ah, to be a young cook again. Strong, fast, incredibly pround. Very, very stupid.

Well, you're still at least one of those.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

madeintaipei posted:

Pround as I wanna be. And that's pretty loving pround.

One should always take prinde in their proundness.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

BigFactory posted:

Why would a dog need a tattoo to show it’s been neutered. Couldn’t you just look?

What if the dog has neuticles?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


I never thought a mustache could look infected.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

In that case, never see a proctologist with a forearm ruler

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Ok, and for the left cheek...?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Cockashi

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

My mother just got her first tattoo. I should show her that arm.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Really makes my desire for a water weird/dachshund tattoo look positively tame. (that'd be a wiener weird, for the record)

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I still don’t really get it, and I’ve practiced martial arts with guys who’d obviously been prison tattooed for doing something stupid, and am associated with someone who dropped out of college to become the sort of circus freak who has people sledgehammer concrete blocks resting on his junk for fun and profit.

Too much effort went into that whole operation and I don’t understand why.


Fun, sure, but profit?


...I'll have to lose my amateur status, won't I?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Oh my God, it is.

I was just going off of my love of tabletop and of dachshunds (and the weiner weird pun I came up with like 25 years ago) but I'll be damned.

Marcade has a new favorite as of 22:17 on Jun 22, 2022

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Hell, same.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Is that red skeleton above Venom's health bar an enemy from Final Fantasy Mystic Quest? That's a drat obscure reference if so.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Not that I'm aware of. They're both undead, I guess?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Hell, even my 67 year old mother got a tattoo this year.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I'll admit I smiled when I ran that through translate. Bonus if you stick to the story that it means brave warrior or something equally dumb.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Inflatable Sex Tiger would be a great username but it's too long.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

For some reason I thought the limit was 19 characters.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Really, the only font that shouldn't be around children is Times New Roman Polanski.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Ah, wangdings

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

CzarChasm posted:

He does look like he'd carry me along a beach during my toughest times. But then he'd also drop me in the water.

washing you down, washing you down?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I think it qualifies as vandalism.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

A teatotaler

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I don't know about covering it up, but they could always explain it away as a Chris Chan tribute.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

The other two wolves are on his rear end cheeks

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I originally parsed that as tattooing with UV light and was like "yeah, it's called a tan"

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