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Glossary


• Andals – The primary people of Westeros
  
• The Blackwater – A large river flowing from the Westerlands until it meets the sea at King's Landing
  
• The Brotherhood Without Banners – A troupe of bandits harrying Lannister forces in the Riverlands
  
• Children of the Forest – An extinct supernatural race that previously inhabited the North.
  
• The Citadel – The headquarters and school for the Maesters.
  
• City Watch – The organisation responsible for keeping the peace in King's Landing
  
• Crannogmen – The isolationist people that live in the swamps of the Neck.
  
• D&D - Dungeons and Dragons, a popular game for emotionally-stunted shut-ins. Also a great way to identify butthurt bookreaders itt.
  
• Dorne – The lands governed by House Martell, traditionally isolationist from the rest of the Seven Kingdoms
  
• The Dothraki – A tribe of warriors renowned for their skill at horse-riding
  
• The Drowned God – The primary God worshipped by the Ironmen
  
• Essos – The eastern continent across the Narrow Sea
  
• The Faceless Men – A league of assassins from Braavos
  
• The First Men – The humans that settled the North.
  
• Ironmen – The inhabitants of the Iron Islands, famed for their ships and pillaging tendencies
  
• The Kingsguard – An order of seven knights who dedicate their lives in service of protecting the King
  
• The Maesters – An organisation of learned men, identified by the chains around their neck
  
• The Night's Watch – The organisation responsible for guarding the Wall
  
• The Old Gods – The nameless Gods worshipped by the northmen
  
• R'hollor – The Lord of Light, a deity primarily worshipped in the Free Cities of Essos
  
• The Red Priests – The collection of monks that worship R'hllor
  
• Sept – A temple of the Seven
  
• The Seven – The most popular faith in Westeros, the seven Gods are: the Father, the Mother, the Smith, the Maiden, the Warrior, the Crone and the Stranger
  
• Slaver's Bay – A trio of cities in Essos known for being the prime players in the slave trade
  
• Small Council – The body of advisors to the King that aids him in running the realm
  
• The Unsullied – A legion of slave soldiers that have been castrated and trained to ensure absolute obedience
  
• Valar Morghulis – Traditional greeting in High Valyrian, literally means "All Men Must Die"
  
• Valyria – The original homeland of the Targaryen dynasty
  
• Weirwood – A white tree with blood red leaves, a place of worship to the Old Gods
  
• The White Book - aka The Book of Brothers. A ponderous tome filled with the 300-year history of every member of the Kingsguard
  
• Wights – Raised corpses controlled by the White Walkers, impervious to all harm save fire
  
• Wildfire – A dangerous liquid that catches alight when exposed to air
  
• The White Walkers – Mysterious creatures who live north of the Wall, highly dangerous
  
• Wildlings – The unorganised savages who live north of the Wall
  

EccoRaven fucked around with this message at 07:56 on May 3, 2016