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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
What is/was your streetball nickname? Hotsauce? Juke? Rainman? Let em know who just stepped on the scene.



This is me and my crew at the battleground. They used to call me "Vampire Weekend" because i'm a smooth white dracula on the court.

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Mariana Horchata posted:



yo u ever get down like that on the court vampy weeks?

u know how we do

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
fair

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Nowadays they call me Mr. Jefferson because after running for 2 minutes I get Weezy

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nation posted:

oh i forgot to mention op your crew looks like a bunch of loving dorks

good game bro. how about some 3 on 3? me and the Twin Towers, Nick and Bryan. vs you and 2 other posters you can pick whoever.



oh and sorry you were intimidated before, its all part of the game.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nation posted:



twin towers is apt cos they gonna get destroyed and become a running joke for 15 years

dammit owned

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
they call me "tech-9" because technically i have not improved since i was 9.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nation posted:

looks like op and his crew got run off ----- with the one ball they had between them!!!

what u wanna do?



dont reach!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nation posted:



dribbling, slam dunk, ball hog, free throw ---- sometimes i wonder if i'm playing bball or am at your mothers place again

i dont understand how you intend to defeat my mother with that weak rear end crossover

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nation posted:

All the girls say your D is lackluster



oh you like kids? then call me Chris Hansen as I ask you to take a seat

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nation posted:

why don't i just lay down



are you fur real?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Kurt because I had a sweet mullet and goggles like everyone's favorite pussy destroyer, Kurt Rambis.

i used to wear those sports goggles too. i couldnt see poo poo

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
:chloe:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
the Round Mound of Reflux

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Waroduce posted:

white chocolate


ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

they call me white chocolate because i am cool like an ethnic teen

also i poo poo myself much in the same way a squab does

seems one of you is an imposter

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