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VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


Chinatown posted:

lets go nuclear apocalypse

There is no way to lose in this scenario.

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helixxo
May 2, 2005


TV dog Wishbone of PBS
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.


Hello op i wish i could say something comforting but i'm just planning to kill myself so hang on i guess

yaaaashillary
Apr 26, 2016

by Lowtax


just woke up....time for another lovely day.

Wamdoodle
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!



Grimey Drawer

yaaaashillary posted:

I really need some sort of hail mary thing to chase after. There's a 99% chance I'll be even worse off than before but hey, no one expected Trump either.

Climb Mount Everest.

Magnitogorsk.
Nov 14, 2004

Global warming is barely a big deal at all compared to the trajectory we used to be on. We'll have to do a lot of environmental engineering projects along certain shorelines and it will be a little warmer and wetter in some places, big fucking deal.

Just accept that life is pointless, stop thinking about the future, and spend every waking second outside of work smoking weed, watching porn, and playing video games. The vast majority of humans throughout history would kill for a life so luxurious

vyst
Aug 25, 2009





I think about killing myself every day

vug
Jan 22, 2015

by Cowcaster


well that wouldn't do you any good at all
you might feel sad about being lonely or something but that's just peanuts to being dead

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"

Buglord

vyst posted:

I think about killing myself every day

Who doesn't?

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010




Life is a loving toilet

naem
May 29, 2011



Magnitogorsk. posted:

The vast majority of humans throughout history would kill for a life so luxurious

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


Magnitogorsk. posted:

Just accept that life is pointless, stop thinking about the future, and spend every waking second outside of work smoking weed, watching porn, and playing video games. The vast majority of humans throughout history would kill for a life so luxurious

And they also wouldn't have an existential quandary over the matter.

*Blam* You're loving dead and I took your really luxurious cave, with box full of food. gently caress you Chad!

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