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Loving Africa Chaps posted:Marissa myers lives in a hotel because she knows yahoo is going down any day now An anagram of "yahoo" is "Yo, a ho"
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Reminder: Marissa spent nearly a million dollars on a vanity book about her to be given to new employees.
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May 2, 2016 11:47
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To celebrate her one-year anniversary, her team sent a companywide memo, which technology reporter Kara Swisher, who runs the Web site All Things D with Walt Mossberg, got hold of. The memo encouraged employees to thank Mayer “for everything she’s done for Yahoo” by clicking on a link that read “yo/thxmarissa.” The messages (which ranged from “Thank you for epitomizing the values of a Yahoo superstar” to “Marissa, you rock” to “Best CEO I ever worked for”) were collected in a book that featured photos of Mayer—wearing a red shirt to address a sea of purple-shirted, mostly male engineers; conducting an interview with Barefoot Contessa food guru Ina Garten; and more. “Yahoo! thanks you, Marissa!” reads the spine of the book. Mayer then had copies of the book sent out.
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May 2, 2016 13:04
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The Management posted:same If it's the book I'm thinking of and there actually weren't two vanity books, it cost them nearly a million bucks to develop and print. That's some weird cult poo poo right there.
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May 2, 2016 16:49
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Ahahahaha there was more than one Mayer vanity book http://recode.net/2016/02/02/marissa-mayers-big-red-book-a-guide-to-what-the-yahoo-ceo-will-do-next/
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May 2, 2016 16:51
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Store your photos inside your cavernous rear end in a top hat! It's free!
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May 2, 2016 21:45
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:When I was at a company in teh bay area I had to attend these quarterly risk all hands. A huge auditorium full of people. The CRO was okay, I've since been told she was incompetent, but whatever I never dealt with her. But during those meetings her whole team of sycophants was disgusting. They once made everyone sit through a 30 minute presentation celebrating her 5th year anniversary. It was a surprise her staff put together for her. It was the most kiss rear end thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Then she left to lead legal and all those kiss asses got replaced by the replacement CRO putting his own people in place (none got moved in to legal because they weren't lawyers). We had a "get to know you" meeting with my director at the time, that turned into an hour of her telling us how great her kids and her school district was. Absolutely bizarre.
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May 2, 2016 22:08
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I definitely care about the bust at Yahoo.
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Dec 15, 2016 20:03
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An anagram of "Yahoo!" is "Yo! a ho"
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Dec 16, 2016 20:25
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Jonny 290 posted:Thanks, Natty Ice Zen I Nice!
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Dec 16, 2016 20:33
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Still thinking about that bust that used to be at Yahoo.
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Jan 10, 2017 02:33
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Rip Marissa Meyer. She never scored.
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Jan 10, 2017 04:35
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"Yahoo!" - me, thinking about Marissa's bust
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Feb 21, 2017 22:16
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flakeloaf posted:so is this "$20m in equity" in the form of yahoo stock or are they just going to let her start pulling copper out of the wall She's taking the nursery next to her office with her. You know, the one Yahoo built after she banned parental leave.
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Mar 15, 2017 14:25
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I'm joking about her taking it with her, but that literally happened. She banned parental leave for new parents and then had the company build a nursery right next to her office for her child's use. That's some gilded age poo poo right there.
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Mar 15, 2017 14:27
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WHY AREN'T MILLENNIALS HAVING KIDS?!?!?!!
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Mar 15, 2017 14:39
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A Pinball Wizard posted:i like how progressive and realistic yospos is about the lovely treatment of women in tech, unless its someone they dont like then its fine to do the same poo poo they were just decrying The bust at yahoo is very good
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Mar 19, 2017 18:09
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A Pinball Wizard posted:yeah she was bad at running a company so its fine for me to talk about how big my boner gets when I see her sittin on that yoga ball. normally its bad to objectify women but she got paid a lot so its fine to ogle her boobies no one is actually doing this fyi
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Mar 19, 2017 19:53
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You nitwits realize that people making jokes about the "yahoo bust" are mocking Cremnob, right?
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Mar 19, 2017 22:19
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A Pinball Wizard posted:hi welcome to yospos, i see youre new here, well you should know that a lot of goons have a creepy sexual fixation with yahoo ceo marissa mayer, they claim to be doing it ironically though so its not gross or creepy and certainly not hypociritical This actually isn't true at all. It was one guy who took a dumb creepy gimmick too far and now everyone is mocking him. I'm sorry you're incapable of detecting sarcasm.
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Mar 19, 2017 23:24
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pram posted:what happened to cremnob anyway He whacked off too much and died. rip.
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Mar 20, 2017 00:11
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Captain Foo posted:U could say he got busted Whoa
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Mar 20, 2017 13:20
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wyoak posted:wait he actually died? Yes, he died. Rip
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Mar 20, 2017 15:15
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Rip cremnob, thought of marissa and died
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Mar 20, 2017 15:28
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The Yahoo bust is a great concern of mine
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Mar 23, 2017 02:34
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I don't think the bust is at Yahoo anymore.
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Apr 2, 2017 18:41
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Max Facetime posted:oh yeah. Lol at this meltdown
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