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The world is full of many truly funny numbers but societies have struggled for years to find out which one has the highest comedic value. The worlds most horrific wars have broken out over disputes over this. Some people will swear by the sexually loaded 69 while others will vehemently defend the drug related 420 as the one true hilarious number. There has even been reports of some twisted underground cults forming around the hilarity of 1488. The funny numbers have had a massive impact on our society and our world would not be the same without them but has it really been worth fracturing our society over? |
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Ever met a black guy named Jeff?
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May 9, 2016 08:23
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my social security number
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May 9, 2016 08:42
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May 9, 2016 08:48
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May 9, 2016 08:53
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May 9, 2016 09:21
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May 9, 2016 09:21
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3 because it's butt but also boobs and balls
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May 9, 2016 09:22
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the secret sex number 72 |
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May 9, 2016 09:37
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911 is the funniest number thats why they picked it for the emergency number.obviously if youre in an emergency youre going to be freaking out a bit but then you think of the funny number and it takes a bit of the stress off through the power of comic releif
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May 9, 2016 09:45
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thats also the reason why people prank call 911 .see it wouldnt be a prank if it wasnt funny and the number 911 is where the humor comes from
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May 9, 2016 09:49
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Jerry Cotton posted:3 because it's butt but also boobs and balls
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May 9, 2016 10:30
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May 9, 2016 10:32
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the funniest number is 6. it's man's number (man was created on the sixth day) and it signifies the imperfection and shortcomings of man and the corruption and disgrace he has brought into god's perfect world (signified by the number 7). The tragic humor lies in that six is always one short of perfection (7, god's grace, the spiritual realm). No matter how hard man struggles he's stuck with himself. It's also the devil's number, proving in biblical-numerological terms that man is, and has always been, the devil. also it's two times three, which is a very funny number in its own right symbolising as does the trinity, a bottom, a pair of breasts or some dangling balls
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May 9, 2016 10:41
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the true tragedy of 9/11 is that people born after 2001 will never know how funny that number was
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May 9, 2016 10:42
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May 9, 2016 10:46
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TWIST FIST posted:the true tragedy of 9/11 is that people born after 2001 will never know how funny that number was i still think that it's pretty funny 
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May 9, 2016 11:54
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I like 316 since it reminds me of Austin 3:16 and also the John 3:16 guy |
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May 9, 2016 12:13
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Pet Rock Band posted:I like 316 since it reminds me of Austin 3:16 and also the John 3:16 guy ive heard of that guy, i think
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May 9, 2016 12:15
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Pet Rock Band posted:I like 316 since it reminds me of Austin 3:16 and also the John 3:16 guy It's also a stainless steel and stainless steel is abbreviated SS and SS was nazis and Hogan's Heroes and 'Allo 'Allo were very lol.
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May 9, 2016 12:18
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1 is the loneliest number and comedy is when something bad happens to someone else so its 1, 1is the funniest number
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May 9, 2016 12:50
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Luvcow posted:1 is the loneliest number and comedy is when something bad happens to someone else so 2 can be as funny as 1 it's the funniest number since the number 1 |
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May 9, 2016 15:34
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6 because 7 8 9
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May 9, 2016 16:17
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Splatmaster posted:6 because 7 8 9 6 is merely afraid and we shouldn't laugh at it for feeling that way. Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:50 on May 9, 2016
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May 9, 2016 16:40
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super mario batali posted:6 is merely afraid and we shouldn't laugh at it for feeling that way. I agree. Exploiting the fears of a number may appear to be funny, but in the end it's just cruel. |
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May 9, 2016 16:50
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Macnult posted:I agree. Exploiting the fears of a number may appear to be funny, but in the end it's just cruel. Don't worry, reeducation through labor has sensitized me to the plight of numbers.
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May 9, 2016 17:15
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google THIS posted:2 can be as funny as 1 it's the funniest number since the number 1 running this through my guys right now to see if you're right
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May 9, 2016 17:19
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Jerry Cotton posted:3 because it's butt but also boobs and balls mmm |
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May 9, 2016 17:24
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Luvcow posted:running this through my guys right now to see if you're right three dog night shows a remarkable lack of bias in this conclusion, on the other hand 2 + 1 = 3 so they could be saying that 3, being the sum of the other funniest numbers, is the true funniest number |
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May 9, 2016 17:58
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google THIS posted:three dog night shows a remarkable lack of bias in this conclusion, on the other hand 2 + 1 = 3 so they could be saying that 3, being the sum of the other funniest numbers, is the true funniest number ok, now my guys are getting overloaded with stuff, just let them work out the numbers on "2" first, then we can try and tackle "3"...
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May 9, 2016 18:10
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though one of my team just raised the point that three dogs are funnier than two dogs, more numbers to crunch
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May 9, 2016 18:12
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May 9, 2016 18:14
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If you get 8 really drunk so it falls over it becomes forever
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May 9, 2016 18:19
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I agree, 0 is truly the funniest number |
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May 9, 2016 18:19
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the professor, half-asleep, murmurs the numbers as he punches them in on the calculator "80,083... 80,084... 80,0--Oh! Oh mein Gott!! Hans! Come here, Hans! I've found it!"
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May 9, 2016 19:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVfe6rdHRKI
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May 9, 2016 19:38
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people like to joke using famous numbers like 42, 69, 420, 666, 911, 1488... but two-digit primes are the actual funniest. don't even need to pick one, they're all funny. |
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May 9, 2016 20:37
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oh also any number that's 2 higher than the one you'd expect. if it turns out to be a prime number - that's comedy gold. |
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May 9, 2016 20:49
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Sham bam bamina! posted:oh also any number that's 2 higher than the one you'd expect. if it turns out to be a prime number - that's comedy gold. Some prime numbers are actually illegal for people to have |
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May 9, 2016 21:10
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City of Glompton posted:I agree, 0 is truly the funniest number paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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