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Liches gather the masses, Let us burn the ashes. Virgin blood & sacrifice, This is our greatest vice... It is time to gather and discuss phylactery safety. Share your greatest tips on how to avoid the pesky ghosts and jealous skeletons from trying to take our power! Skeletons are easy to deal with - any crushing press traps will wipe out skeletongs and grind them to dust, they are just stupid and walk into traps without any worry. Ghosts can be abit more difficult but I've come up with a new idea: Vaccum cleaners. The problem is however the noise they make, a constant bussing sound ringing in our skulls. And the power requirements a re bad as well. And a power outage, which often follows a ghost invasion is gonna make the drat vaccum cleaner stop. So what I am asking if for advice - how to stop ghosts, pesky adventureres and so on. Other day to day lich tips is also wanted. Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 02:10 on May 11, 2016 |
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The lich meme has gone too far |
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May 11, 2016 02:36
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I thought I'd try it once. You know. Just to see how it was. Just one lich joke, a mention here, a phylactery comment there. Look where we are now. |
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May 11, 2016 02:37
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mister magpie is attempting a technique known as shorting the market, but time will tell, time will tell
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May 11, 2016 02:40
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| I prefer leche crypts, senior. | |
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May 11, 2016 02:48
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I've always identified as a lich! Short-Selling Magpie!
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May 11, 2016 02:48
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<3 
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I'm not ~not~ taking notes about everyone's phylactery
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May 11, 2016 02:50
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I buy back in when liches are cooler |
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May 11, 2016 02:52
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I returned my phylactery to the store. They said I should wait for the process to reverse. |
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May 11, 2016 02:52
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Zyla posted:I'm not ~not~ taking notes about everyone's phylactery Good, wouldn't want anyone to get weird ideas.
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May 11, 2016 02:53
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Of course I only got store credit. |
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May 11, 2016 02:53
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liches ain't poo poo but bones and [magic] tricks
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May 11, 2016 02:58
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liches are the new zombies, they're everywhere and overplayed. First we get Night of the Liching Dead, which was good, but followed up with lich movies of declining quality. 28 Days Licher proved to be an innovative new phylactery for the genre, breathing new life into the subject matter, but it's been completely run into the ground by the market saturation of The Hovering Dead, Shaun of the Deathless, iLich, Zombielich and endless computer games on the theme. give it a rest already
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May 11, 2016 08:49
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:liches are the new zombies, they're everywhere and overplayed. First we get Night of the Liching Dead, which was good, but followed up with lich movies of declining quality. 28 Days Licher proved to be an innovative new phylactery for the genre, breathing new life into the subject matter, but it's been completely run into the ground by the market saturation of The Hovering Dead, Shaun of the Deathless, iLich, Zombielich and endless computer games on the theme. give it a rest already I once went to buy "Night of the Liching Dead", but I was in a hurry and ended up with "Night of the Licking Dead"... Trust me. This is NOT about liches. It did however.. have a suprisingly good quality... Abit annoying though, being a demi lich with no hands... or anything else for that matter.
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May 11, 2016 08:52
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Mr Owl, how many lichs does it take.... Mr Owl: Let's see... One, a-two! Ah meme... Meme! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 11, 2016 09:11
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my mom is forwarding me lich joke e-mails at this point, nice going guys |
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May 11, 2016 16:32
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google THIS posted:my mom is forwarding me lich joke e-mails at this point, nice going guys FWD: RE: FW: FWD: RE: SON OF A LICH!! (FUNNY)
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May 11, 2016 16:37
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this lich knows 1 trick to save a fortune on medical bills, Clerics hate him! also I really liked the probate reason you gave ux, Boner
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May 11, 2016 16:39
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December Octopodes posted:this lich knows 1 trick to save a fortune on medical bills, Clerics hate him! I will cherish and remember it, SIB - best IK ever.
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May 11, 2016 18:15
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SIB used this for my ban reason: Thanks, SIB! You owned bones as IK! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 11, 2016 19:03
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i heard there are actually tres leches in that crypt |
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May 11, 2016 19:22
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May 11, 2016 21:57
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Lich tip no. 485: got holes in your robes? Patch them with the souls of the departed for a long-lasting fix
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I'm a leech.
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