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Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

GUESS WHO'S LYING


Grimey Drawer



Hi there, I'm jon joe, and welcome to Choose Your Own Monkey's Paw Mafia. You get to make one wish to me through PMs when you sign up, in the following format: "I wish...", followed by what you want. If you don't have PMs please post your email and I'll contact you for your wish.

Your monkey's paw is slightly used, so you only get one wish. It could be anything; a rule everyone needs to follow, a role for yourself, a role for another player, ANYTHING! In appropriate monkey paw fashion, expect your wish to not go as expected.

Normal mafia rules apply (unless wished away). 48 hour days, 24 hour nights (unless wished otherwise). No lurking. This is a silly game so if you don't like silly games, I'm sorry.

Players:
  1. Absurd Revolver
  2. Anomalous Amalgam
  3. CapitalistPig
  4. dongsbot 9000
  5. flerp
  6. HiipFire
  7. imgay
  8. Infinitum
  9. Jimson
  10. Kashuno
  11. Kumbamontu
  12. MEDS CURE SCHIZOS
  13. Rurea
  14. tpink
  15. vector_to

Votefinder goes here::

Jon Joe fucked around with this message at 20:32 on May 16, 2016

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Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009



Ill play

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


I'm so in.

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


When do we make our wish?

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

GUESS WHO'S LYING


Grimey Drawer

Jimson posted:

When do we make our wish?

Any time between signing up and before the game starts, because I can't start the game until everyone makes their wish. If you think of a different wish later before everyone has their wish in, it's fine to change it.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride



Lipstick Apathy

Can I wish for the game to never start?

(this is a signup)

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


jon joe posted:

Any time between signing up and before the game starts, because I can't start the game until everyone makes their wish. If you think of a different wish later before everyone has their wish in, it's fine to change it.

Wish in LETS RUB DAT PAW

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

GUESS WHO'S LYING


Grimey Drawer

Kumbamontu posted:

Can I wish for the game to never start?

(this is a signup)

I wouldn't say no.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

by Cyrano4747


Toilet Rascal

I'm in. Wish sent.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

CAPITALIST PIG
CRAVES ONLY THE BEST POETS
HIS WRATH WILL BE HARSH


sure ill go in

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

CAPITALIST PIG
CRAVES ONLY THE BEST POETS
HIS WRATH WILL BE HARSH


also how many players are you looking for?

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


ooh me

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

GUESS WHO'S LYING


Grimey Drawer

flerp posted:

also how many players are you looking for?

I'll just keep recruiting until interest dies down, probably until Wednesday, unless I have an overwhelming number of players by tomorrow.

tpink
Feb 18, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


Melman

Yes please.

vector_to
Mar 7, 2013



Oh man, I can't wait to see how this blows up. I'm in.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

can I join?

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

GUESS WHO'S LYING


Grimey Drawer

Kashuno posted:

can I join?

I'm sorry but the wish of literally every single player so far has been "I wish Kashuno wasn't in the game!"

edit: This was a joke Kashuno.

Jon Joe fucked around with this message at 20:12 on May 16, 2016

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008




Wedge Regret

Let's make some magic!

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009



Did anyone else do the smart thing and wish for more wishes?

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


Rurea posted:

Did anyone else do the smart thing and wish for more wishes?

I wished for all of your wishes so idk.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

In if still room, otherwise replacement.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride



Lipstick Apathy

AA can actually have my spot my new wish is to not play I will just watch

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

Kumbamontu posted:

AA can actually have my spot my new wish is to not play I will just watch

Stay, I made a dumb wish

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

GUESS WHO'S LYING


Grimey Drawer

Kumbamontu posted:

AA can actually have my spot my new wish is to not play I will just watch

There's enough room for both of you

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

I'm gonna do this obviously.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride



Lipstick Apathy

jon joe posted:

There's enough room for both of you

no i mean i'm just not gonna have time to play a game if this is actually going to be a mafia game at all

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

GUESS WHO'S LYING


Grimey Drawer

Kumbamontu posted:

no i mean i'm just not gonna have time to play a game if this is actually going to be a mafia game at all

Not even if you send in a really silly wish?

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


jon joe posted:

Not even if you send in a really silly wish?

Your a silly wish <3

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride



Lipstick Apathy

jon joe posted:

Not even if you send in a really silly wish?

okay that's fair fine i'll play!!!!!!!!!!

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride



Lipstick Apathy

my wish is your command huehuehuehuehuehuehue

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Breathe a little deeper, should you need to come undone



Soiled Meat

I wish I wasn't signing up for this game

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Signing up.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

how many games are you active in?

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


idk what my wish is yet bUT IM IN

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Breathe a little deeper, should you need to come undone



Soiled Meat

1x rear end in a top hat Wish Submitted.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


my wish is literally the worst

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride



Lipstick Apathy

i'm the best

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008




Wedge Regret

i really hope my wish comes true

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

GUESS WHO'S LYING


Grimey Drawer

Absurd Revolver posted:

i really hope my wish comes true

Everyone's wish will come true.

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JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


Absurd Revolver posted:

i really hope my wish comes true

Me to then we can finally have the family we want. 👪

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