[Mafia] Choose Your Own Monkey's Paw

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JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

I'm so in.

# ¿ May 16, 2016 19:42

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JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

When do we make our wish?

# ¿ May 16, 2016 19:43

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

jon joe posted:

Any time between signing up and before the game starts, because I can't start the game until everyone makes their wish. If you think of a different wish later before everyone has their wish in, it's fine to change it.

Wish in LETS RUB DAT PAW

# ¿ May 16, 2016 19:45

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Rurea posted:

Did anyone else do the smart thing and wish for more wishes?

I wished for all of your wishes so idk.

# ¿ May 16, 2016 20:40

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

jon joe posted:

Not even if you send in a really silly wish?

Your a silly wish <3

# ¿ May 16, 2016 21:19

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Absurd Revolver posted:

i really hope my wish comes true

Me to

then we can finally have the family we want. 👪

# ¿ May 16, 2016 21:43

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

If my wish comes true, all hell will break loose.

If my dream comes true kashuno will have the game of his life.

# ¿ May 16, 2016 21:46

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

flerp posted:

i gave the best wish

Impossible because I did.

# ¿ May 16, 2016 22:25

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

jon joe posted:

Alright, all wishes are in. Changing wishes is no longer allowed. Sign ups closed. Going to take me until tomorrow to figure out how all your bullshit wishes should be corrupted/fit together. I mean, I might finish tonight, but don't hold your breath.

Finish tonight or lose my respect.

Alsoooooooo open twilight/ start up period?

# ¿ May 16, 2016 22:35

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

So I have a day 1 result. Everyone is scum.

I don't wanna spoil my wish but Iwant to because it will be HILARIOUS

# ¿ May 16, 2016 22:47

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Rurea posted:

##VOTE EVERYONE

Rureas wish is to win the easiest game of mafia ever instead of forgetting to do a night action.

# ¿ May 16, 2016 23:00

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Lmao you guys are falling for the easiest trick of your lives.

# ¿ May 16, 2016 23:24

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

If I die does my wish still go through?

# ¿ May 16, 2016 23:38

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Btw this wasn't my heartfelt wish

# ¿ May 16, 2016 23:40

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

coulda just made me change my vote

# ¿ May 17, 2016 00:03

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Comeon guys lend me your power! :goku:

# ¿ May 17, 2016 00:18

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

CapitalistPig posted:

I refuse. I don't wanna be vanilla or something dumb like that.

Nah ur good I got another idea.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 00:28

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

I do what ever I want you poo poo lords.
I am your god.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:36

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

flerp posted:

lame

U wanna fuckin die flerp? Try me u little poo poo I WILL END YOU

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:38

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

dongsbot 9000 posted:

Goodbye, jimson!

I am a god you poo poo. I never die. You wanna die?

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:39

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

I'm gay. Don't vote dongsbot

In fact. No one vote dongsbot ever. He is my little piggy buddy.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:46

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Jimson posted:

I'm gay. Don't vote dongsbot

In fact. No one vote dongsbot ever. He is my little piggy buddy.

Meant imgay

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:47

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

imgay posted:

i voted dongbot not dongsbot

If anyone votes any permutation of dogsbot they die.

Hope ur all ready to play unvote now imgay.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:48

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

imgay posted:

##vote rurea

Jimson posted:

If anyone votes any permutation of dogsbot they die.

Hope ur all ready to play unvote now imgay.

Ignore my declaration......................................?....

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:49

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Domgdbot is protected anyone VOTING FOR DONFSVOT 9000 DIES got it?

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:54

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

tpink posted:

ok but can i still vote for jimson as a sign of protest

Try it and I'll end u 2. Ill kill everyone here if I want. My goal is to keep my pig love alive.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 04:03

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

imgay posted:

my piggy

Ifn ur goal is to help he can be ur pig to.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 04:06

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Kumbamontu posted:

im a stump get owned

U look LIKE a StUMP...???

# ¿ May 17, 2016 04:09

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Kumbamontu posted:

you must be stumped at how good looking and charming i am

I am sexually attracted to dead trees sl yah pmuch.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 04:12

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

MEDS CURE SCHIZOS posted:

no, really

i wished to be a completely sane cop and investigated rurea because we technically had a night 1, so jon joe asked who i wanted to investigate

and i found a scumbo

What kind of a shitrt role is vanilla cop in and your own man game.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 04:16

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

MEDS CURE SCHIZOS posted:

someone has to be the voice of sanity

I wanna kill u so bad right now... but I don't wanna break the rules I arbitrarily set up.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 04:19

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

dongsbot 9000 posted:

##vote rurea

:3 thats my little oink oink making your way in the world

DOn't worry i'll be here to protect you.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 04:31

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

dongsbot 9000 posted:

Oops, I meant to post: ##vote Rurea.

Dogsbot 90000 please aknolowledge that I am protecting you I ean liek I just wnat you to love me

# ¿ May 17, 2016 04:54

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Rurea posted:

i am also bulletproof

Don't you dare talk to dlngsvot like that I love him

# ¿ May 17, 2016 05:20

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

BWahHAhaHa TrEmBlE At ThE mIgHt of my CAPITAL LETTERS SCUM .??!....,...'

# ¿ May 17, 2016 15:54

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Kumbamontu posted:

ich ben unbesiegbar

Idc about any of these words kraut

# ¿ May 17, 2016 15:58

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Kashuno posted:

modkill jimson please

##smite Kashuno

# ¿ May 17, 2016 15:59

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Jimson posted:

##smite Kashuno

Er ##smite Kashuno

# ¿ May 17, 2016 16:02

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Absurd Revolver posted:

yeah my wish got perverted but some people got interesting results from it

like actual actions and role post restrictions

i got what i wished for but the result was i can't do anything but vote so i might as well be vanilla town again

Did you wish you were vanilla town?

# ¿ May 17, 2016 16:03

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JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

jon joe posted:

yep! that's exactly the point

its not day yet

Oh... uhm... huh... I cant believe I didn't notice.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 16:06

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