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In a fit of curiosity I have spent some time on the weirder parts of the Internet studying ancient architecture, alchemy, spiritism, vibrational theory, illuminati teachings, musings on the secret Vatican archive and aliens. All under the banner of the secret lizard cabal known to us as the new world order. Thus the truth has been revealed to me. In this thread i will try to maintain that every single fringe theory I have ever read is true. I will presume that the warped world view this gives me allows me to answer almost any question with aplomb and certainty. Please remember that I might hold some of the beliefs I spout to be false outside of this conscious decent into madness. For starters. Gravity is a lie perpetuated by our underfunded public school system! Any questions?
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May 18, 2016 15:34
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Quift posted:
Does that mean that chemtrails are the only thing keeping us from floating off into space?
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May 18, 2016 18:29
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Why reptiles? Dolphins are way smarter and the world is mostly water.
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May 18, 2016 20:01
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do the illuminazi jew lizard give their supporters free drugs
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May 18, 2016 20:37
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Are there any non-Reptilian royal families?
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May 19, 2016 19:00
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Where is Jimmy Hoffas body?
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May 19, 2016 19:16
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If Gravity is a lie, what is the force that constantly pushes down on everything?
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May 19, 2016 23:01
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unwantedplatypus posted:If Gravity is a lie, what is the force that constantly pushes down on everything? Lizard Overlord oppression.
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May 19, 2016 23:06
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unwantedplatypus posted:If Gravity is a lie, what is the force that constantly pushes down on everything? Electromagnetic attraction. Which can be proven by the cycles of the moon and how it affects water in the form of tides. This is due to the electric properties of water. This very same electric field in water is what keeps you alive.
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May 20, 2016 07:38
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tazjin posted:Are there any non-Reptilian royal families? Yes. The the grand battle is between those imposing the pyramid on subjugated population and the liberators of the people. The first tend to impose squares on their surroundings, while the liberators display either a pentagon or a hexagon. The pentagonal families are associated with the satanism and the secular new world order while the hexagonal with liberation of the masses. Examples of hexagonal Kings are all that have used Bees in their symbolism. Frej, charlemagne, Napoléon, Lenin and Mao were all hexagonal.
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May 20, 2016 07:43
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blowfish posted:do the illuminazi jew lizard give their supporters free drugs In countries with nationalised and free "health care" such as Sweden children are given amphetamines from an early age in order to force the to adapt to the system of oppression. On top of this you have the continual and persistent poisoning of the pine gland through the use of fluor. This is also done to make the populace more docile since it is known that the ensuing calcification of the pine gland leads to depressive disorders, as well as makes it harder to reach mindful awakening.
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May 20, 2016 07:47
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Jimson posted:Where is Jimmy Hoffas body? In Lake Michigan.
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May 20, 2016 07:49
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In other news the tinfoil blogsphere tries to ascertain the rumours of the new American people's Republic. Is it true that American special forces under general Dunford broke into the white house in Friday and forced the nwo cabal to start a negotiated surrender? https://geopolitics.co/2016/05/08/did-obama-sign-presidential-transition-eo-specifically-for-gen-joseph-dunford/
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May 20, 2016 08:05
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How did their attempted takeover of the professional wrestling industry fail when they able to get Hogan on their side? And how is it that they just let him go after the whole thing fell apart?
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May 20, 2016 13:42
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Quift posted:Electromagnetic attraction. Which can be proven by the cycles of the moon and how it affects water in the form of tides. This is due to the electric properties of water. Except electromagnetic attraction is both attractive and repulsive. The moon rotates around the earth, therefore it's the opposite charge of earth. Everything on earth is attracted to the earth, therefore it's the opposite charge of the earth. Which means that the moon and the water have the same charge, which means that the interaction between them is repulsive, which precludes the existence of tides. Also, the force of electromagnetic attraction depends on electrical charge differentials rather than mass. The moon in kept in orbit by a constant force applied to it. force = mass x acceleration. We know the moon is massive, so a very large force must keep it in orbit. This implies a large charge differential between the moon and the earth. Assuming a same charge between humans and the moon, man couldn't have walked on the moon and spacecraft would likely be too repulsed to land or orbit. Again, electromagnetic attraction is both attractive and repulsive, how come what we describe as "gravity" has been observed to be only an attractive force?
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May 20, 2016 14:32
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Doc Quantum posted:How did their attempted takeover of the professional wrestling industry fail when they able to get Hogan on their side? And how is it that they just let him go after the whole thing fell apart? Hulk hogan is a stooge. He doesn't work with the righteous Jesse ventura
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May 20, 2016 14:53
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Fukushima.
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May 20, 2016 18:34
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From another thread ConspiraSea Cruise https://violentmetaphors.com/2016/0...a-cruise-day-2/
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May 20, 2016 22:59
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describe the political dynamics between the hollow earth nazis , the lizardmen, and the aliens, if they interact in any meaningful way. Of course this is probably worthy of a book so broad strokes are quite alright. Who would win in an overt war? My money is on aliens!
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May 21, 2016 07:11
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peanut posted:Fukushima. Nr one. Was a military operation with the goal of increasing Japans dependence on foreign oil. A Russian nuclear submarine was lost in the operation and later brought into the port of vladivostok by Halliburton. Nr two. The first of many earthquakes we are to experience as the tectonic plates start to shift rapidly. As evidenced by the enormous increase in volcanic activities, and the new earth vibration frequency. Quift fucked around with this message at 08:42 on May 21, 2016 |
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May 21, 2016 08:31
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:describe the political dynamics between the hollow earth nazis , the lizardmen, and the aliens, if they interact in any meaningful way. Of course this is probably worthy of a book so broad strokes are quite alright. Who would win in an overt war? My money is on aliens! There are several sorts of aliens. The ones you call lizards are more like the goa uld in stargate. They have been our planetary guardians for centuries. They are the same as the hollow earth nazi and are led by the British Royal family. They recently lost a battle against the galactic federation, what we would call the polytheistic pantheon. So you have won this bet, according to my news sources. Their recent attempts to escape justice (spacex) and leave earth has been thwarted and they are to be cleansed from our system by the gods and blossoming star seeds. If you wish to know more find "higher self" on YouTube.
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May 21, 2016 08:39
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How close was Kyoon to the truth? Did mods know?
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May 21, 2016 08:50
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how do chemtrails and haarp oppress earth
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May 21, 2016 10:18
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blowfish posted:how do chemtrails and haarp oppress earth Booth haarp (the music of the gods), and chemtrails are part of the systematic mind control exerted over the debt slaves. Yeah. "They" (the nwo) probably thinks these names are funny. I wonder what the official name for the chemtrails are. I mean, "mockingbird" as the name of the media manipulation wing was quite funny too.. Anyway, I digress. These mind control programs enables the manufacturing of consent from the masses to wage foreign wars over fossile fuels. These wars are scarring the surface of earth in a very literal way.
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May 21, 2016 14:40
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Quift posted:Booth haarp (the music of the gods), and chemtrails are part of the systematic mind control exerted over the debt slaves. CUI BONO (besides Bono)?
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May 21, 2016 14:41
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:describe the political dynamics between the hollow earth nazis , the lizardmen, and the aliens, if they interact in any meaningful way. Of course this is probably worthy of a book so broad strokes are quite alright. Who would win in an overt war? My money is on aliens! I forgot to mention the competing theory. This entire alien invasion might be manufactured as a part of the haarp program. The videos are highly suspicious and their content to be considered hypnotic. Watching these videos might lead to convulsions. As I personally can attest. They are VERY disturbing! They might be a sinister mind program intended to prepare individuals for submitting under a collective hive mind.
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May 21, 2016 14:45
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thank you for your answers! I'm trying to come up with a follow up question, but honestly my mind is currently blown about the facts which you have cast light on. MY MIND IS REELING.
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May 21, 2016 16:48
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:thank you for your answers! I'm trying to come up with a follow up question, but honestly my mind is currently blown about the facts which you have cast light on. MY MIND IS REELING. Hey. I just knew that the rabbit hole was deep before digging in. Believe me, actually going into that madness with open eyes was an experience. Everyone is absolutely obsessed with tesla!
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May 21, 2016 18:06
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Quift posted:Hey. I just knew that the rabbit hole was deep before digging in. Believe me, actually going into that madness with open eyes was an experience. nikola tesla or pricy electric car tesla
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May 21, 2016 19:52
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blowfish posted:nikola tesla or pricy electric car tesla Nicolas tesla. There are plenty of videos where they use a tesla turbine to accelerate a small electric battery to drive generator. The electric universe theory basically. Apparently we are currently experiencing massive shifts in earth's magnetic field. Very cool science watch news shows out there. Basically I have found a pile of poo poo, some which I'm certain about is some weird cia experiment, and like the great news sources. But exonews in YouTube will be part of my new morning routine. I don't really care of its true or not of the option is keeping up with the kardashians.
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May 22, 2016 00:42
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Please tell me about the Lizards.
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May 22, 2016 04:32
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RODNEY THE RACEHOR posted:Please tell me about the Lizards. The lizard theory is clearly one of my favorites. Being Swedish I naturally find the claim that our Queen Sylvia is actually a human genetically modified with reptile genes utterly believable. Let us begin with the alien reptile race. The reptile race is huge and lives on many worlds. They are generally called archonts and are feudal in their politics. They rule a vast galactic empire. Basically the theory claims that earth has since the fifties been subjugated into a protectorate of their galactic empire. During this time they played the US and the soviets against each other. The empire took direct control of some specific agencies such as the naval intelligence bureau ONI and others within CIA, FBI etc. Their control is basically behind the scenes of the American as well as European political Landscape. They have implanted genetic modifications into some people to make them more reptilian in their thinking. This leads to an enlargement of the reptile functions of the brain and lead to a personality devoid of guilt, shame or empathy. Basically what you and I would call psychopathic behaviour. Some families have had these genetic markers for millenia. These are the families within the European and American aristocracy. The twelve families bloodlines in the illuminazi. Any more details you like to hear?
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May 22, 2016 11:20
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Quift posted:The lizard theory is clearly one of my favorites. Being Swedish I naturally find the claim that our Queen Sylvia is actually a human genetically modified with reptile genes utterly believable. why does the lizard galactic empire not simply park a space battleship in orbit and tell us to pay tribute or else
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May 22, 2016 12:04
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Quift posted:They have implanted genetic modifications into some people to make them more reptilian in their thinking. This leads to an enlargement of the reptile functions of the brain and lead to a personality devoid of guilt, shame or empathy. Basically what you and I would call psychopathic behaviour. Here OP I found a lizard for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODbghYb7xBM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWcEUPIQNJA
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May 22, 2016 13:22
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Is Ted Cruz a lizard?
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May 22, 2016 14:22
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So are the East Asian, African, and South American societies free of lizard control or...? Shall we look towards honorable chairman Xi to liberate the human race?
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May 22, 2016 17:23
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unwantedplatypus posted:So are the East Asian, African, and South American societies free of lizard control or...? Nu clue. But let's just say that I think it's cia mind control in these new age things rather than actual aliens. Viewed as examples of haarp they are hugely loving suspicious and raise plenty of red flags. I seriously mean this. Take some time and go look for yourself. But playing along with the premise, the eastern peoples are allied to the galactic federation (bird people) that has outlawed slavery, which opposed the galactic empire represented by the space lizards.
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May 22, 2016 21:28
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Quift posted:Nu clue. But let's just say that I think it's cia mind control in these new age things rather than actual aliens. I'll just assume it's supposed to work like this: 
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May 22, 2016 21:32
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blowfish posted:why does the lizard galactic empire not simply park a space battleship in orbit and tell us to pay tribute or else Be careful what you wish for. Many claim that this exact thing will happen in the fourth of July. Almost every conspiracy theory agree on this singular point. Some extreme poo poo is going to happen on the fourth of July this summer. However, the theorists are then split between those who believe that this event will be a cia hoax used to trigger martial law (fema camps), or an actual alien invasion (new age groups). Scariest and moat believable is the claim that the event in question is an earthquake in the San Andrea's fault line. The have come to this conclusion using predictive models based on the changes in schumann effect the last month. Those guys scare me shitless. An mit professor in astrometereology telling me that the apocalypse is literally happening is truly terrifying. For instance. Did you know that the solar wind has started to fade rapidly, triggering huge changes in the climate of Venus and Jupiter. As well as here on earth? As well as the seven volcanoes that have just been activated?
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May 22, 2016 21:56
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Quift posted:Be careful what you wish for. Many claim that this exact thing will happen in the fourth of July. Almost every conspiracy theory agree on this singular point. Some extreme poo poo is going to happen on the fourth of July this summer. Uhhh... are people seriously considering a moderate earthquake that everyone knows is going to level SF eventually (and has already done so 100 years ago) plus kinda less solar wind (bohoo, less aurora borealis photos this year) to be actual apocalyptic things? suck my woke dick fucked around with this message at 22:11 on May 22, 2016 |
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May 22, 2016 22:05
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