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Best epsiode was when Neelix slayed that Klingon strange and trashed Tu'vocs room.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 06:41 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 11:35 |
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The Kazons had to be the single most retarded thing. They were tribes people. WHY DO THEY HAVE SPACE SHIPS?! HOW DO THEY HAVE SPACE SHIPS? HOW/WHY DO THEY HAVE SHIPS THAT WOULD BE A THREAT TO VOYAGER?!
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 19:22 |
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drilldo squirt posted:They were slaves of the ship people and then killed them all, as far as I know. That really doesn't make it any less retarded,. but thank you for the reponse.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 19:29 |
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Automatic Slim posted:I'm sure those Janeway/Paris catfish babies will be a future plot point for Star Trek Online. "Please gather 30 fillets for this weeks fry dinner"
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 08:53 |
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Baronjutter posted:I was watching some Enterprise out-takes and Scott would just light up and be really funny and charismatic and human-like between takes. Why couldn't they have let him actually be a tiny bit silly or funny or have a range beyond "wood" or "angry wood" ?? Any problems with Voyager and Enterprise (and some of the late seasons of TNG) you can blame squarely on two people. Whatever the two fuckers were that produced Voyager. someone supply their names, please? I need to rewatch Voyager after learning that Janeway was being played like she was an egomaniac, and the Native guy was constantly trying to get fired.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 19:34 |
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I must confess: I've seen less than 10 episodes of TNG, and have only seen Generations and Most of First Contact. Seen a bunch of TOS episodes, and some of the movies? (mostly 2 and 4) and not a single episode of DS9. I have seen, however, every episode of Voyager, and Enterprise. My ST knowledge mostly comes from these threads. I think I enjoy reading people analyze the insanity than actually watching the stuff. I did see the ST reboot movie in theaters, and it was hot garbage. Didnt bother with any of the others.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 19:14 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:actually it would be "this barrel is WITHOUT HONOR" A dog....A barrel... THEY ARE WITHOUT HONOR
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 22:47 |
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Ben Soosneb posted:In voyager, after s3/4/5 whenever the doctor gets the mobile emitter and they are in contact with earth, through subspace or Something. The emitter is centuries ahead in technology. They didn't build the thing. They took it. I imagine the doctor isn't really willing to have to took apart to figure it all out.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 07:15 |
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Space Jews!
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 05:14 |
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Pop Quiz Ensign. No, because he isn't actually on the second floor. He's still standing on the floor of the holodeck.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 12:02 |
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ZenMasterBullshit posted:Voyager so far has 'Bad CGI monsters' and 'The borg again' and of course 'Some lovely aliens with gross matted hair that looks like trash'. The Kazon look like they are ticked off we took their hackey sack
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 16:34 |
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Andenno posted:It's from a few pages back, but where does Shatner get the reputation for being an rear end in a top hat? He's a ham, but he seems to have a good sense of humor about himself. You know how in Galaxy Quest, everyone hates Tim's character? It's like that.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 19:05 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Ehhh, those petabytes are still all crammed into his head, along with all the computational power and personality hardware too, and he's not emitting like a kilowatt of thermal energy when he's thinking hard. That's going to be impressive for a good long while still. Whys everything gotta be in the head? Stick that poo poo in the chest cavity.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 08:27 |
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Met posted:The show is full of great episodes. If something retroactively ruins those for you, you just might be a stubborn manchild. You should work on that. I unno man. Lost had some good episodes, but I sure as poo poo wouldn't rewatch any knowing how nothing was really resolved, and the wet fart of an ending. Same thing with the Wheel of Time novels. The last two books are so drat different from the others, that it ruins any enjoyment I would have had from the previous ones. I swear they made up that bit about Jordan having the plot and poo poo wrote down before he died and Sanders just making up the ending himself.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 22:54 |
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thrilla in vanilla posted:I watched the two partner that ends the fifth season last night. When Janeway claimed to have never broken the prime directive I laughed pretty hard. I feel like I have to finish the show now but it's so loving mind numbing. Even ol creepin rear end Geordie is more relatable than these dicks. Everything in Voyage does start to make more sense when you know that Janeway was being played as a Megalomaniac/Egomaniac.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 06:45 |
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You know, I'm just glad Ricardo didn't live to see that potato faced pasty brit play Khan
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 23:56 |
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Dr Who is like a litmus test of how to tell if someone has horrible taste.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 07:45 |
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Powered Descent posted:Wasn't the Sheliak "costume" just a black blanket draped over an extra? Shoggoths?
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 02:19 |
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Less "badass" and more " borderline psychotic"
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 04:30 |
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Remember the time he gave an old woman a pill and it regrew her kidney?
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 16:29 |
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corn in the bible posted:Remember in First Contact where they let the woman come back to their time because she deserves it Did that in Star Trek 4, the whale lady.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 22:16 |
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Yeah, everyone says Synthehol really sucks.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 17:22 |
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Um, Most of France died during the last World War, and so you had English moving to France and cargo culting their traditions.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 04:14 |
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Tries to go KA-PLAH Goes KA-PLOP
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 02:54 |
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Col Green: Monster or Unsung hero?
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 18:29 |
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I would like to hang out with Andorians. They sounds like they'd be fun.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 22:15 |
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Reminder that this dude? excels at violent Klingon sex. Backstory: Late season Voyager runs into a lost Klingon ship, also trying to get back. One of the lady Klingons imprints on harry, and harry is too bitch made so he gets Nelix to help. Nelix tears harry a new one verbally, and takes the Klingon lady to Tuvoxs room and procedes to loving TRASH it having nasty, nasty, Klingon whoopee. As poo poo as a character Nelix is, that one moment redeems him for me.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 21:28 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:No, that's actually a pretty sane argument believe it or not. He was in a relationship with Kes, a member of a race who only live Nine years and she wasn't even One when they first started dating. There is also a very skeevy episode in season 2 or 3 where she gets pushed into their species' once-in-a-lifetime mating state because of ambient space-rays when she's only two or three and it usually happens to Ocampa who are four or five years old. And insists Neelix gently caress her during it, a deed he's not entirely resistant to. The idea of a species that only lves 9 cycles is pretty dumb, A species with accelerated maturation, reaching adult maturity in less than a year(?), with (assumed. would HAVE to be) genetic memory, it's not so far out there. I've always thought the Ocampa should be more insect like. Sorta like Andorians but more so. If Ocampas had reproduce only once, then it only stands to reason that they would either birth multiples, or lay eggs of some sort. (I'm thinking sort of like a frog spawn mass) Edit: And yes, as with many many many other things, I've already put more thought into it than the writers.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 05:37 |
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A giant dicked gorilla
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 14:45 |
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Chomp8645 posted:And what you fail to understand is I'm dragging MINES. I'm glad you said this. I started watching Galaxy Quest again tonight. (the best ST movie) ((after wrath of Khan))
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 02:29 |
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Avery Brooks is a serious professional who likes to gently caress with interviewers and pretend to be aloof. He's not nuts. " Lol guys im just pretending to be retarded"
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 09:13 |
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Woodograms
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 16:13 |
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An Ounce of Gold posted:Here's my take on Archer: He's only good when he's a dick. When he's off the handle breaking rules and putting everyone in jeopardy Scott Bakula is doing some solid acting. Any other time his bland boyish "gee-whiz" line delivery makes him sound like he should have been cast as Chef (who, if I recall correctly, we saw his feet once). Give you three guesses who you can blame for that
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 15:02 |
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naem posted:yes Even a....?
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 05:22 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:That one was their 30th anniversary episode and could've been interesting if it was centered on Sulu's ship instead of Voyager for most of the runtime. George Takei's also completely wasted, as he's used as background scenery instead of anything relevant to the plot. I read that as he was used as background scenery BECAUSE he was wasted. But no.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 17:12 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:That's Enterprise, and it was Trip Tucker. Kim did hook up and got a Space STD.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 16:30 |
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While I don't really blame him for not wanting to get down with a Klingon, I'm still gonna mock him for it.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 18:31 |
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I really can't comment on how good or bad the actors that play Tom and Be'Lanna are in other roles, but it's hardly their fault in Voyager. Berman would continually coach them " Less emotion". \What I am saying is, Rick Bermen is cancer. SPACE CANCER
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 15:59 |
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Cobweb Heart posted:Kes says her race is supposed to go through their version of puberty around 4-5 and she's one. So even though Kes' race is naturally very short-lived - that's fair enough, I can accept alien brains developing to human adult levels fast - she still enters sexual maturity early? Freakishly early, like the equivalent of a human 6 year old. I'm sure it's been said a lot but man, no wonder this show mysteriously resonates with pedophiles. IM ONLY ONE AND I NEEED TO HAVE A BABY NOW. Urrrrgh!! At least Neelix is trying to get out of it due to being a deadbeat. No, it isn't that they hit puberty at 4-5, it's more that they only having a shot at getting pregnant during this window of time. The uh, whatever rays from that cloud was all freaking out her hormones and kick starting the process. I'm not going to speculate on the sexual capability before this period, however, because that would be weird. Ya'll getting really creepy with this whole business
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 15:02 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 11:35 |
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Cobweb Heart posted:They're incapable of having a baby before then, then can have a baby for a period of time. It's puberty dude. Kes calls it her time of change and Janeway immediately says "so it's like puberty". any further distinction brings us to the point of "technically Ocampan elogium in females involves processes comparable to our pubertal and menopausal phases" at which point, c'mon. I would compare it more to ovulation than puberty. No primary or secondary chararistic changes occur, well that..... You know what, we've put more thought into this than the writers did for the entire series.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 20:42 |