Arcsquad12 posted:

Janeway refuses help from a god to get her people home.
Sisko enlists a murderer to assassinate a senator to trick his species into joining a galactic war and throws his self respect in he gutter for the greater good.

criscodisco posted:

What the gently caress is that a power rangers movie?

whoflungpoop posted:

lady klingon wanted harry kim she chased him into a starship broom closet trying to get his d and neelix was like lol harry u a bitch go away harry and stole lady klingon and they destroyed tuvoks quarters loving and lol if u don't like voyager

Tace Vim posted:

whoflungpoop posted:

hes an old fat vato now but i saw robert beltran in some old army movie he was p hot back in the caveman days

[in erik estradas voice] rugged latin features

Entoloma posted:

I always thought Voyager was a bit hit and miss and I never really liked how they usually never kept any modifications they made to the ship even if it vastly improved things.

One of my favourite episodes out of any Star Trek show though was The Chute. I thought it was really well done.

Big Mean Jerk posted:

also good because Worf's parents show up and embarrass him in front of everyone and he pulls the ol' "but mom, I AM A REAL KLINGON PLEASE RESPECT MY LIFE CHOICES"

Rare Collectable posted:

If this crossover ever happened Voyager might have been a bit more memorable. Lucy lawless should have at least shown up once.

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

beverly crusher is the platonic ideal of a milf

Germstore posted:

Keiko being a hardcore vegetarian in a world where meat doesn't come from animals is just- weird.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

i loving love the grand nagus

Lord of Pie posted:

Maybe Geordi would have gotten space laid if his pickup line wasn't "so I just got through reading your personal logs, and..."

Gammatron 64 posted:

Spock's wife from the Amok Time was also wicked loving hot, even if she was evil as hell

Sunswipe posted:

The series would have been great (or at least a lot better) if they'd actually stuck to the premise of Voyager being on its own. Unnamed crew getting killed in other shows didn't matter because it was believable that Starfleet just sent some new red/yellow shirt grunts to replace them. On Voyager it should have been a big deal. Not only on a personal level, but the work that person did now has to be divided amongst the remaining crew. After a few deaths, things are going to be getting pretty tense just because everyone's overworked. "Yeah, I'd love to help you analyse that strange star, Captain, but I've got to repair our inexplicable biological circuits, clean the spooge out of the holodeck and arrest the seventh person today who's tried to kill Neelix."

Still bugs me that the ship looked as good at the end of the series as it did at the beginning. It should have scarred and patched up. Internal bulkheads should have been getting cut up to patch the hull. It should have been a patchwork of parts from different races they'd encountered.

It really takes no effort to come up with better ideas for Voyager, and so many of them just come from following through on the idea of one small ship, alone, having to cross an indifferent at best, hostile at worst chunk of galaxy.

Chomp8645 posted:

Why is everyone (or is just goons) hating on Dark Matter so much? I mean it's not high art but it's decent Sci-fi. I liked the first season.


WWheaton was kinda funny though.

Cthulu Carl posted:

The android was also the doctor on Lost Girl, starring a woman with the totally not pornstar name of Anna Silk and had an episode featuring Slenderman.

Killjoys is also back, which is not a very good show, but it works for Friday nights when I just don't give a poo poo.

Tectonis posted:

Harry "I'm Locked Out" Kim, whipping boy of both the Alpha and Delta quadrants

Vakal posted:

I don't blame him.

The doctor said that he couldn't remove a bunch of her implants and since the borg don't reproduce, you just know they stuck as much hardware up that crotch as possible.

It's nature's pocket!

shadow puppet of a posted:

I think these three were the most ridiculous motherfuckers in either quadrant.



Imagine struggling to get an emergency colony off the ground and thriving and suddenly you've got a bunch of cosplay shitbags constantly slaying yarbears and knife fighting eachother.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

To be fair, it's not like Worf's foster parents would have necessarily known what was accurate or fair about Klingon culture. The Federation's obviously got no fuckin' clue (remember Picard's remark to Riker in season 2 about "we still know so little about them"), so I figure they basically got school textbooks or whatever from the Klingon embassy. Of course the materials they get are going to say that Klingons are actually the most honorable space warrior empire, and it's not like they want to say "yeah actually you come from a nation of dipshits that are scared of Tribbles, Fed supremacy forever", so it makes sense that Worf's going to have a rather idealized vision of the ~*Klingon Empire*~.

And, hell, it's entirely possible that old man Mogh really was a super-upstanding honorable space warrior. Martok might be more pragmatic but he obviously still believes in the ideals of Klingon culture too - he's just grown up in it enough to know how to keep his head down and bend rather than stand up and get killed for his ideals. Worf just didn't have that experience.

It's still pretty unfair to call Worf a 'weeaboo' because he really is a Klingon who is desperate to know more about where he comes from and to engage with the culture that his parents were part of, or at least what he believed his parents were part of. Now, if Wesley Crusher was getting into arguments with Barclay about how "fuckin', klingons are actually the most honorable space empire, i only watch klingon operas with subs not dubs," we'd be totally right in calling Wesley a "klingaboo" or whatever the gently caress word we want to use for that.

shadow puppet of a posted:

Harry had sex with that infectious woman who lived on the welded up begger ship.

Geordi vs. another human is not a fair comparison. You need to think like Geordi vs. Picard's fish or Geordi vs. a warp nacelle.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

lmbo

Mondian posted:

I mean yeah he's a moron but the one alien that threw herself at him so hard he didn't have a choice was pretty fine

Mondian posted:

I dunno, Tuvok's constant sarcasm and utter, obvious contempt for Neelix makes him pretty awesome.

Sunswipe posted:

Anyone who has a hand in killing Talaxians is a hero. Unless Neelix is the absolute worst member of his race. That would explain why he's bumming around space on his own in a lovely ship, trying to save a three year-old he's been grooming.

I may have judged Talaxians too harshly.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Seven of Nine had nice boobs though.

Baronjutter posted:

Cardies only got genocided when they rose up and proved them selves disloyal. Also the Vorta when left to their own devices are probably super legalistic but the founders don't give a poo poo about law and order and will kill your planet on a whim. But it seems like they almost never directly get involved with the day to day of their empire, just giving general orders from afar. I think the founders directly running the war in the alpha quadrant was forced on them due to the circumstances of being essentially trapped there. Many in the dominion only think they're legends they're so mysterious. The only faces of the dominion anyone sees are the Vorta to be pleasant administrators and facilitators and give you carrots, and the Jem Hadar if you need a stick.

Also yeah, gently caress TVIV, GBS trek is best trek.

Tears In A Vial posted:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/2016/07/19/its-star-trek-jim-but-not-as-we-know-it-the-bizarre-story-of-tur/

Mondian posted:

I never got all the goon love for Duet. Its a good ep and Marritza loving nails it, but its super Kira heavy and early DS9 Kira is loving unwatchable

FilthyImp posted:

It's pretty funny that Seven's parents were documenting Borg behavior the way we observe chimps in the wild and poo poo.

"Here we see Needles and NoDick, engaged in a rare repair ritual. Fascinating"

shadow puppet of a posted:

Cardassians are the beautiful gold standard by which all other races are judged.

Zakdorn are good because they look down on humans.
Skrreeas are good because they make Bajorans look like assholes
Jem Hadar are good for wiping the New Bajor settlement
Vorta are good for telling the Jem Hadar to wipe out New Bajor
Breen are good for learning of the Jem Hadar wiping out New Bajor and signing on with the Dominion.
The Tula Berry Wine Merchant People arent that great to be honest.
Tosks are good
Tosk Hunters are also good.
Galamites are good for cuckolding Worf
Wormhole Aliens are bad for loving a man that kills innocent shellfish for fun.
Ennis Good
Nol-Ennis Bad
Wadi are good up till shap 6

cheerfullydrab posted:

That's the episode that convinced me that Bajorans are assholes. The lady's speech at the end is the best part.

Arcsquad12 posted:

Except because DS9 has an internal continuity, the irony is not lost on Sisko. I love how Quark just revels in finally finding out that Sisko has a price. He is willing to drat himself for the greater good. And even though he claims he can live with it, there is just that slight inflection when he repeats himself that suggests he is being torn up inside for going against his morals.
Seriously, just listen to this monologue. It is amazing.