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sullat
Jan 9, 2012
Pillars:

1. Marie Beaumont: Editor/chief journalists/printer/marketing director/well, sole employee of the socialist newspaper "The Red Herald". Louis was friends with her older brother during the war... until he was shot by the French for socialist agitation after the great mutiny of 1917. She publishes some of his essays on art, and doesn't know of his main source of income; although her paper is largely funded by him in secret.

2. Simon Villenueve: Owner of a mechanic's shop. Salt of the earth. Also friends from the war. Has a large family. He helped Louis restore pillar 3 after it suffered an unfortunate accident.

3.

As far as the star is concerned, I think we never had it. We were casing the joint, broke in, and found that it was gone, and now we're being blamed for it. Not blamed by the police, mind you, but by some rather persistent toughs who seem to work for an unknown party.

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simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


I really like the car as a source but would that manifest as going for a drive to clear his head?
old friend/politics-based/crime-based/romantic interest(woman or place) for the 4 sources is cool as fas as connections and balance, with possibly his car replacing the romance. But this is a group source thing and I'm really excited about it so I'm posting a lot, so it bears saying please don't be too influenced by anything I say unless you think the same!

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Apocron posted:

Pillars of Sanity suggestions:

I'm the best there is
He's never been caught and never will be.

Money makes the world go round
Why would he be risking his life if he wasn't making fat stacks of cash. Money and wealth is more than just a trifle people bother with before they die.

Manners and style
No point smashing and grabbing things like some brutes. Society is even built on rules and traditions that are important for things to work smoothly. Even for criminals.

Not a "bad" person per se
Although he makes a living stealing. It doesn't REALLY hurt anyone. There are a lot worse people out there.

Lazaruise posted:

I say we still have it but we do have a buyer interested in it

These

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

So, any more comments or suggestions?

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
If you'd like some inspiration The Supersizers Eat the 1920's featured a bit called "A Tomb Raiders Picnic" that could help you menu plan if we decide to steal something from an Egyptian tomb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8dqtkioWj4&t=39s

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
Ideas are not a problem, I just don't want to close a vote when people haven't has a say - on the other hand, people may not be interested in this phase or have no good ideas, and are just waiting for the story to start -

That, or they've wandered off bored already ;)

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



RandomPauI posted:

I'm going to modify a few of Apocron's idea's to better fit the "communist" aspect of Louis's personality

Sanity

The Internationale!
Louis firmly believes in supporting the socialist cause even though he won't commit to a specific camp. Of which there are many.

I can have it both ways.
Louis steals from the bourgeois and uses all the proceeds to fund socialist causes. He's able to afford an extravagant lifestyle that's denied to the proletariat by indulging the bourgeois's artistic whimsy. He see's no contradictions with this.

A class act.
Louis holds himself to high standards in all aspects of his life.

Don't make a fuss.
There's no point smashing your way into a room like a brute when you can open the door in subtler, undetectable ways. Like picking the lock, or making a duplicate key.


I suspect this riddle and this quote could apply to Louise

"Stealthy as a shadow in the dead of night. Cunning but affectionate if given a bite. Never owned but often loved. At my sport considered cruel, but that's because you never know me at all. What am I?"

"Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate." Sun Tzu

These.

And, I put this thread in the OP, and its getting some links in chat. That should help get votes :D

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

LowellDND posted:

These.

And, I put this thread in the OP, and its getting some links in chat. That should help get votes :D

Oh crap. Now you've done i
There is no way I can match your style, and as long as I'm interested, I'd probably keep going on this as long as one person was voting.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Just keep posting and the votes will follow :D

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
Talking of votes, do you have any picks on sources of Stability?

Apocron
Dec 5, 2005

simplefish posted:

Stability 1
Inspector Dixon
One of the tactics our art thief uses to drive up the prices of his stolen artworks is to get them talked about. As such, he realised early on that he had to capture the public's imagination. Over the years, he has become known for calling his nemesis on the telephone: rugged and squarejawed Inspector McLooseau of the 43rd Precinct - aka the Museum District

It started off as taunting but the two have developed a professional respect for.the skill of the other. In leading a double life, our French Communist cat burglar doesn't have many people he can talk to grankly and honestly about his escapades. Thr policeman is one of them. Although undoubtedly there is professional distance in this game of cat and mouse, the two have shared phonecalls on Christmas Eve and even an unusually sentimental one after the Great Fire last winter, in which many innocent lives -and priceless artefacts - were lost. Obviously, they never have met in the flesh.

This the only stability character I really want since he's like Inspector Zenigata: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koichi_Zenigata

Hoping for a bit of "human Tom and Jerry."

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Zybourne Clock posted:

Pillars
1. Le Petit Moulin
The fanciest watering hole in town. When Louis feels down, he knows there's a place he can go to drown his sorrows in alcohol. Sure, the wine is expensive and the waiter a jerk, but the atmosphere? C'est magnifique.

Stability
1. Monsieur Tartin
Our cat burglar's pet cat.

2. René Artois
Owner of the Moulin. Friendly and a bit of a pushover. Sometimes complicit in Louis' capers by storing his stolen goods.

3. Étienne-Samuel Cargot
Member of the local gendarme and occasional guest at the Moulin. Good friend of Louis but completely unaware of his double-life as an art thief. Incompetent at best.

4. Jean-Paul La Fountain
The Moulin's waiter, who is secretly an undercover cop who specializes in finding art criminals. Knows for a fact that Louis is a thief, but lacks the evidence to implicate him of his crimes. Suspects that Louis might know he's a cop.

These look fun

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
I would like to take a moment to assure everyone the proper sacrifices have been made to ensure the success of this CYOA.





I told the Wife going in I would be a terrible father. So this is her fault really.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



:3:

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

simplefish posted:

Stability 1
Inspector Dixon
One of the tactics our art thief uses to drive up the prices of his stolen artworks is to get them talked about. As such, he realised early on that he had to capture the public's imagination. Over the years, he has become known for calling his nemesis on the telephone: rugged and squarejawed Inspector McLooseau of the 43rd Precinct - aka the Museum District

It started off as taunting but the two have developed a professional respect for.the skill of the other. In leading a double life, our French Communist cat burglar doesn't have many people he can talk to grankly and honestly about his escapades. Thr policeman is one of them. Although undoubtedly there is professional distance in this game of cat and mouse, the two have shared phonecalls on Christmas Eve and even an unusually sentimental one after the Great Fire last winter, in which many innocent lives -and priceless artefacts - were lost. Obviously, they never have met in the flesh.

Voting this for the fourth pillar

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


Zybourne Clock posted:


2. René Artois
Owner of the Moulin. Friendly and a bit of a pushover. Sometimes complicit in Louis' capers by storing his stolen goods.


Oh my god yes, ahahaha this is brilliant. I'm assuming his wife, Edith, is a long-suffering redheaded woman who has yet to actually catch him in the act with the waitress.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

Hexenritter posted:

Oh my god yes, ahahaha this is brilliant. I'm assuming his wife, Edith, is a long-suffering redheaded woman who has yet to actually catch him in the act with the waitress.

Hell yes. I'll play him more like his Secret Army counterpart in terms of his capibilities, but the idea of a balding overweight man who is inexplicably successful with the ladies has to be used.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


Grey Hunter posted:

Hell yes. I'll play him more like his Secret Army counterpart in terms of his capibilities, but the idea of a balding overweight man who is inexplicably successful with the ladies has to be used.

Don't forget the cock-eye.

Cthulhu, Pink Panther, AND 'Allo 'Allo. This thread is definitely going places.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Hexenritter posted:

Don't forget the cock-eye.

Cthulhu, Pink Panther, AND 'Allo 'Allo. This thread is definitely going places.

Sounds like you missed Danger 5 :colbert:

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

as per Zybourne and RandomPauI. The greatest part about a Cthuhlu game by GH is we will have plenty of characters to defiantly try out.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

HiHo ChiRho posted:

as per Zybourne and RandomPauI. The greatest part about a Cthuhlu game by GH is we will have plenty of characters to defiantly try out.

Yeah, we could well see a multiple viewpoint story here. Or one that jumps forwards a few years while Louis is in therapy/jail.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
So, the votes are tied on these two sets of pillars.

RandomPauI posted:

I'm going to modify a few of Apocron's idea's to better fit the "communist" aspect of Louis's personality

Sanity

The Internationale!
Louis firmly believes in supporting the socialist cause even though he won't commit to a specific camp. Of which there are many.

I can have it both ways.
Louis steals from the bourgeois and uses all the proceeds to fund socialist causes. He's able to afford an extravagant lifestyle that's denied to the proletariat by indulging the bourgeois's artistic whimsy. He see's no contradictions with this.

A class act.
Louis holds himself to high standards in all aspects of his life.

Don't make a fuss.
There's no point smashing your way into a room like a brute when you can open the door in subtler, undetectable ways. Like picking the lock, or making a duplicate key.

Apocron posted:

Pillars of Sanity suggestions:

I'm the best there is
He's never been caught and never will be.

Money makes the world go round
Why would he be risking his life if he wasn't making fat stacks of cash. Money and wealth is more than just a trifle people bother with before they die.

Manners and style
No point smashing and grabbing things like some brutes. Society is even built on rules and traditions that are important for things to work smoothly. Even for criminals.

Not a "bad" person per se
Although he makes a living stealing. It doesn't REALLY hurt anyone. There are a lot worse people out there.

This is interesting, as they are pretty much opposites, Apocron's self-centered thief vs RandomPauI's much more socialist one - both have their good points, but will send the Louis in very different directions personality wise (something I love btw.) - both these sets have three votes each.

When it comes to sources of stability, things are also looking tight at this stage. René Artois has four votes, but Monsieur Tartin, Étienne-Samuel Cargot, Jean-Paul La Fountain and Inspector Dixon all have three - one of them will have to go!

I've got the bulk of update one written, but I'll edit it and change the choices depending on the final vote. I'd like to get it out tomorrow, but it'll depend on if the deadlock has been broken!

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


I didn't realise we were voting on these: though we were just throwing ideas out. I like the first set more though.

Obscil
Feb 28, 2012

PLEASE LIKE ME!
I'll toss in a vote for Random Paul's list.

OscarDiggs
Jun 1, 2011

Those sure are words on pages which are given in a sequential order!
RandomPaul for you and me!

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...
Voting RandomPaul's Pillars and Inspector Dixon and Monsieur Tartin for Sources.

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?
Voting Monsieur Tartin, Rene Artois, Inspector Dixon, and Jean-Paul la Fountain as Sources. La Petite Moulin should really figure in here somewhere but I guess all the people there counts!

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
I see Rene and the Moulin as the same, so I may well combine them.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


I also thought these were ideas Grey would select from but if it's a vote, here we go.

Voting Random Paul, not because the other set aren't good, but #1 and #3 are tied into Class Act, and I prefer the nuance that is applied to #2 in Paul's.

We really should care about the car though but I'm not sure we should be to the extent of losing sanity over it. deliberately avoids "S Car Go!" pun

Rene is a stroke of genius, also love the pet cat (Tartin)
There is a bit of a contradiction between Fountain and Dixon (can't have an undercover cop know it's you but have no evidence and at the same time have a cop who has all the evidence but no name), and I like the Catch Me If You Can aspect of two great rivals who would love to meet but never can. Because I'm biased, of course, I'll keep Dixon in
Vote drop Fountain le Penn

If Dixon (possibly of Dock Green fame) stays in, you can Frenchify his name. I wasn't good at naming anyway and even switched name to Inspector McLooseau halfway thorough.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
It will be a test of Grey's British-ness to avoid relying excessively on French stereotypes, but I certainly hope at least one cigarette-smoking, beret wearing, baguette carrying mime is knocked into the River Seine or eaten by shoggoths.

ibntumart
Mar 18, 2007

Good, bad. I'm the one with the power of Shu, Heru, Amon, Zehuti, Aton, and Mehen.
College Slice
Casting my vote for RandomPaul's pillars! Also noting to myself that I'll need to stock up on plush eldritch monstrosities before trying for a kid.

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer
Voting Random Paul

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


Voting all red all the time. Why not go full Commie?

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



LivesInGrey posted:

Voting all red all the time. Why not go full Commie?

ALWAYS GO FULL COMMIE

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the hEnd
Yeah, RandomPaul's idea sounds like a good one.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
Here's our final investigator sheet. I'll copy it to the first post then get on to editing up the first story post to match the chosen pillars and sources.

quote:

Investigator - Louis Dumont
Drive - Curiosity
Occupation - Criminal

Health = 10

Sanity = 12
Pillar 1 - The Internationale!
Louis firmly believes in supporting the socialist cause even though he won't commit to a specific camp. Of which there are many.
Pillar 2 - I can have it both ways.
Louis steals from the bourgeois and uses all the proceeds to fund socialist causes. He's able to afford an extravagant lifestyle that's denied to the proletariat by indulging the bourgeois's artistic whimsy. He see's no contradictions with this.
Pillar 3 - A class act.
Louis holds himself to high standards in all aspects of his life.
Pillar 4 - Don't make a fuss.
There's no point smashing your way into a room like a brute when you can open the door in subtler, undetectable ways. Like picking the lock, or making a duplicate key.

Stability = 12
Source 1 - Monsieur Tartin
Our cat burglar's pet cat.
Source 2 - René Artois & the Petit Moulin
Owner of the Moulin. Friendly and a bit of a pushover. Sometimes complicit in Louis' capers by storing his stolen goods.
Source 3 - Jean-Paul La Fountain
The Moulin's waiter, who is secretly an undercover cop who specializes in finding art criminals. Knows for a fact that Louis is a thief, but lacks the evidence to implicate him of his crimes. Suspects that Louis might know he's a cop.
Source 4 - Inspector Dixon
One of the tactics our art thief uses to drive up the prices of his stolen artworks is to get them talked about. As such, he realised early on that he had to capture the public's imagination. Over the years, he has become known for calling his nemesis on the telephone: rugged and squarejawed Inspector McLooseau of the 43rd Precinct - aka the Museum District


Investigative Skills
Art History = 4
Languages = 1
Library Use = 2
Assess Honesty = 2
Bargain = 4
Credit Rating = 5
Intimidation = 2
Streetwise = 2
Forgery = 2
Lockpicking = 6

General skills
Athletics = 8 (Hit Threshold 4)
Auction = 1
Conceal = 2
Disguise = 3
Driving = 2
Flitch = 4
Firearms = 4
Preparedness = 4
Scuffling = 4
Sense Trouble = 4
Shadowing = 4
Stealth = 6

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
L'Humanité 1 June 1920
The Pink Panther Strikes Again!

Last night, the Infamous “Pink Panther” robbed the home of the capitalist dog Matthieu Vincent - taking for himself a famed jewel known as the “Eye of Carcossa.” This mysterious purple gem is known to be priceless and of mysterious origin. Although the name has been known for centuries, no one has even been able to say where or what Carcossa was.
The Pink Panther, a notorious self serving thief, is thought to have broken into the…...




The Petit Moulin

The Pink Panther. It was a silly nickname - When Louis Dumont had stolen the large pink stone, the papers had called him the “the Pink Panther thief”.over the next few years as more and more heists were attributed to him, (not all of them were his jobs, but it always paid to keep the Gendarmes misinformed.) the name had dropped the thief part of it and become a name the people of Paris, and even France knew. He had to laugh at the communist paper’s labelling of him as “self serving” - but they were not to know that a large part of their operating budget came from his crimes.

Louis put down the newspaper and took a sip of his wine and looked around the Petit Moulin. It was still early in the evening, but there were already a few people here. The surroundings were opulent, with red velvet chairs and well looked after wood everywhere. The food and drink here was divine, and the clientele was often a good source of information on the comings and goings of the city. This was Louis’s home away from home, a place where he felt safe.

René Artois, the Owner was chatting with two of the bar maids, Maira and Yvette. He was, as normal, flirting with them and they were batting their eyelashes back at him.

How a slightly overweight, balding middle aged man with a lazy eye was so successful was beyond him. As he watched, the man suddenly stood up straighter and the waitresses moved away as if they had just stopped at the bar as part of their job. Seconds later, Edith, René’s harridan of a wife walked into the room. Somehow the man never got caught. Seeing his eyes upon him, René left the bar (and his wife before she could strike up a conversation) and walked over towards Louis.

“Monsieur Dumont! how can I help you today?” He asked. He was always formal in the bar area, treating Louis as he would any other of his customers - even though they had been friends for years.

“Ahh, René, I have another item I could do with you holding in you safe for a short while. I have someone ready to collect it, but for now, I would like to keep it safe. Its of great sentimental value of course.” He picked up the small knapsack next to him and handed it to René.

Over by the bar, Jean-Paul La Fountain was watching. Louis and René both had a strong suspicion that he was an undercover Gendarme, but he had never been able to find any evidence. They could have exposed him and fired him, but there was much comforts to be had in the devil you know.

“Of course Monsieur! Any time for a customer as valued as you!” The deal was a good one, René would keep hot items, and take a small payment off the books, which he would then spend wining and dining his latest mademoiselle.
René then motioned to the glass of wine - “Another?” he asked, before automatically signaling one of the girls to bring one. He knew his clients well. He then disappeared to the safe behind the bar - only he knew the combination, and Jean-Paul was far too honest to try and break in without a warrant.

Louis picked up the old glass and finished it off, before settling back into his chair. It was time to decide how to spend tomorrow.

The first item was of course, the Eye of Carcossa. The gem would be safe in the Moulin’s safe, but the longer it was out there, the more chance the Gendarmes would find it. He had a buyer lined up, but they were still searching hard for it, so moving it would be dangerous. He could leave it a few days for the heat to die down - Although Louis would admit to himself that the thing game him the creeps in a way he could not quite put his finger on.

Then there was the option of looking for more work, or even scouting out his own, there was a new art installation in a gallery near the Louvre, and a few paintings there were causing a stir - there may well be one or two worth liberating. Either that or talking to one of his contacts to see if there was anything else people wished acquired for them - he would normally lie low after a heist that made the papers, but there was a lot to be said for breaking routine and keeping the Gendarmes on their toes.

He could also speak to his colleagues in the Party - the Communists were gaining strength, and the Third Republic of France was looking shaky. If it was not a new scandal, it was a strike or a riot. Governments were known to fall overnight. The political scene was interesting to say the least. Memories of the war were still strong amongst the people, and a lot of people, Louis included, had military training and combat experience.

Or he could actually lie low for a few days and see what happens. There was good food and fine wine to be had.


Do we -

A) Meet with the buyer and sell the Eye of Carcossa
B) Cruise the art galleries looking for something worth stealing
C) Meet with the black market contacts and see if there are any jobs
D) Have a rest, we deserve it!
E) Meet with our comrades in the Communist party and see how we can further the downfall of the capitalist society.
F) Something else….

All our pools are full, and we are as hale and hearty as we will ever be.

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




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HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

E IA! IA! IA SOCIALTHUHLU FTAGHN

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rizzen
Apr 25, 2011

B.

We should always be on the lookout for potential targets.

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