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What ya lookin at punk *is looking at a plate of spaghetti* |
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DRAW *pulls out fork and eats some ziti*
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Jun 2, 2016 14:55
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On top of SPA GET TEE! All covered with CHEESE! I lost my poor MEAT BALL Because of a stupid gunfight https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 2, 2016 14:58
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this garlic bread loaf aint big enough for the both of us... |
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Jun 2, 2016 15:16
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*bleeds marinara*
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Jun 2, 2016 15:17
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*two grizzled cowboys sneer at each other as they eat at opposite ends of a single strand of spaghetti, as they chew nearer to each other's faces the worried crowd runs for cover*
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Jun 2, 2016 15:22
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Luvcow posted:*two grizzled cowboys sneer at each other as they eat at opposite ends of a single strand of spaghetti, as they chew nearer to each other's faces the worried crowd runs for cover* https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 2, 2016 15:37
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"I'm your huckleberry" "I'm your meatball" *Passionate makeout session ensues* |
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Jun 2, 2016 15:44
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*lasagna steps menacingly through saloon doors*
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Jun 2, 2016 16:05
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Synathaesia posted:*lasagna steps menacingly through saloon doors* *camera zooms in on me, scowling, wearing a bib covered in vodka sauce*
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Jun 2, 2016 16:06
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Jun 2, 2016 16:09
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A gruff man walks down main street, shouting "WHO'S THE SHERIFF IN THIS HERE TOWN" A man in a tall white hat walks out of the local jail, "It's-a me!" |
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Jun 2, 2016 16:12
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The sheriff kisses his fingers after skillfully shooting the gun out of the bandit's hand and the hat off his head. |
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Jun 2, 2016 16:14
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*rides into town* I'm looking for some fresh basil. Ain't spaghetti without a nice sprig or three of fresh basil. I'll be in the saloon trying my luck with the one armed bandits. Much obliged. *nods and tips hat* |
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Jun 2, 2016 16:26
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*bandit chef enters the general store and holds the clerk at gunpoint* "Alright, now give me all your sea salt, basil, oregano, and olive oil or I'll blow your head clean off!" |
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Jun 2, 2016 16:26
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barkeep, a shot of your finest marinara |
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Jun 2, 2016 16:29
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"you're eatin' my parmesan cheese..."
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Jun 2, 2016 16:30
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The good, the bad, and the olive garden |
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Jun 2, 2016 16:32
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sheriff enters saloon, kicks the parmesan off his boots. |
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Jun 2, 2016 16:33
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*a duel ends and a cowboy lies dead in the streets, after a few tense moments the town's children emerge from hiding and flock to the corpse, gleefully dipping their garlic bread in the red sauce flowing from the bullet wounds*
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Jun 2, 2016 16:34
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that's not blood, that's Bertolli |
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Jun 2, 2016 16:36
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A cool skeleton man in Undertale made some spaghetti and that was neat well thanks for reading |
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Jun 2, 2016 16:40
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Macnult posted:that's not blood, that's Bertolli
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Jun 2, 2016 16:40
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Shane, do you want some pasta
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Jun 2, 2016 16:42
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Jun 2, 2016 16:44
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http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/rachael-ray/mexican-lasagna-recipe.html
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Jun 2, 2016 16:45
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The man in black slams open the saloon doors. He flings spaget in the face of the man who stands, in a clear display of aggression towards our protagonist for his sudden arrival. The doors swing, slowly, settling to a stop. The large, aggressive man giggles. The bolognaise drips from his chin. "I didn't realise you were a man of taste", he says, licking the sauce from his lips. "Did I spook you, at least?" The man in black says. The aggressor just stares. (Later they make out)
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Jun 2, 2016 16:46
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If I wasn't at work I'd MSPaint a plate of spaghetti wearing a cowboy hat but I am at work so just imagine I did that please |
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Jun 2, 2016 16:48
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[after Shane enters the bar and asks for a plate of spaghetti, Chris tries to bully him] Chris Calloway: Well, what'll it be? Red, white or marinara, tomatobuster? Shane: You speakin' to me? Chris Calloway: I don't see nobody else standin' there. [throws parmesan cheese on Shane] Chris Calloway: Here, have some of this. Smell like a man. Morgan Ryker: Don't it smell better in here, Grafton? Chris just fumigated a tomatobuster. Sam Grafton: Just take it easy. Chris Calloway: I was just askin' about sauce and tomaters and one thing and another. [to Shane] Chris Calloway: Say, which one of them tomater-pickers are you workin' for? Or are you just squattin' on the range? Shane: francesco rinaldi, if it's any of your business. Chris Calloway: Supposin' I make it my business?
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Welcome Work Crew!
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Jun 2, 2016 16:53
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I make the fastest spaghetti in the west! *Whips out gun and pulls trigger. Spaghetti shoots out the end* |
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Jun 2, 2016 17:16
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wicka wicka spah getti west, Jim West, pasta afficionado, rough rider, ya I like all pasta none of this, six pasta this, ya brotha runnin this
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Jun 2, 2016 17:20
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a ball of tangled linguine tumbles across the desert plains
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Jun 2, 2016 17:21
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*deputizes new lawman by pinning a bagel bite to his vest* |
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Jun 2, 2016 17:31
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did you hear those savages eat Chicago style pizza? how barbaric |
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Jun 2, 2016 17:32
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a group of cowboys sittin' around a campfire somewheres out on the range... Cowboys: Spaghetti-os! Time to change yer brand! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 2, 2016 18:06
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* a meatball tumbleweed rolls silently down the street * |
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Jun 2, 2016 18:45
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i'm telling you antonio's legendary golden cheese is out there somewhere, and I'm gonna find it when I make that pasta it's gonna be *kisses fingertips* so gouda
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Jun 2, 2016 18:47
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The Low Carb Kid rides into town with a spiralizer slung on his belt. Terrified, the townsfolk rush to hide their breadsticks and croutons. |
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Arno River Crossing June 2, 2016 Weather: Cloudy with a chance of meatballs River Width: the diameter of a pizza from Johnny's just on 4th and main River Depth: not quite deep enough to fully submerge angel hair pasta You may: 1. Attempt to fork the delicious noodles 2. Caulk Wagon and Float it Across 3. Take a Gondola across 4. wait to see if the marinara thickens up 5. get more information (in a cookbook) What is your choice? |
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