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Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot
Here we are! Its time to build a really cool house in BYOB for someone to live in.

Lets sign up here and get assigned our roles depending on our qualifications. Please list your qualifications at building things or doing things.

Then I will give you your cool role as we attempt to build a cool house.

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eonwe



id like to contribute like, I don't know

a table

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
chairs for the table

bean mom

qualifications:

posted for several years on multiple forums
went to college a long time
have several worthless degrees

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eonwe



Luvcow posted:

chairs for the table

BYOB already working together

Robot Made of Meat

Microwaves Mom posted:

Here we are! Its time to build a really cool house in BYOB for someone to live in.

Lets sign up here and get assigned our roles depending on our qualifications. Please list your qualifications at building things or doing things.

Then I will give you your cool role as we attempt to build a cool house.

I assume you realize that this house will slowly rotate.

Just making sure ahead of time, to avoid lawsuits.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat
qualifications:
- i've lived in a house at least once
- i have 21 years of experience living in a house

Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot

Eonwe posted:

id like to contribute like, I don't know

a table

You are feng shui expert. You will provide furnature and decorate the interior when the house is complete


Luvcow posted:

chairs for the table

Electrician. You will wire the house. when We get to that point. PLease make sure everything is up to code.


Zyla posted:

qualifications:

posted for several years on multiple forums
went to college a long time
have several worthless degrees

Interior Painter and wall paper paster. YOu will do the interior walls and exterior walls.


HighwireAct posted:

qualifications:
- i've lived in a house at least once
- i have 21 years of experience living in a house

Frame builder. Please put the frames up right.


Robot Made of Meat posted:

I assume you realize that this house will slowly rotate.

Just making sure ahead of time, to avoid lawsuits.

Carpet installer. You will install carpet and tile on the floor.

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Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot
Please begin working immediately. Thank you.

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Piso Mojado

skills: several summers of roofing, concrete, and framing experience. proficient with most tools, but truly hit my rhythm after 3 cool domestic beers. I also have access to a Bobcat Tractor and will totally let you all drive.


eonwe



Microwaves Mom posted:

Please begin working immediately. Thank you.

*looks at the bare undeveloped lot*

this is relaxing the feng shui here is great

another good job by eonwe

Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot

Piso Mojado posted:

skills: several summers of roofing, concrete, and framing experience. proficient with most tools, but truly hit my rhythm after 3 cool domestic beers. I also have access to a Bobcat Tractor and will totally let you all drive.

Excelelnt youa re in charge of building everything.

Good luck! get started ASAP.

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HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat
hey boss I started laying down the frame and it's going pretty well but some guy keeps coming up making these really weird grunts and throwing my power tools over the neighbor's fence

City of Glompton

I only work in the medium of Lego, I hope that's ok.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot

HighwireAct posted:

hey boss I started laying down the frame and it's going pretty well but some guy keeps coming up making these really weird grunts and throwing my power tools over the neighbor's fence

We'll take care of him. Keep up the good work.

*cocks his shotgun*


City of Glompton posted:

I only work in the medium of Lego, I hope that's ok.

We have just the job for you. I think it involves brick laying.

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Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot
House event! Race to Home Depot!



Everyone is to race to home depot and buy up all the pink insulation they have on sale! Its limited to per customer so we'll have to pretend to be multiple people.

First one back with the biggest haul wins a prize!

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bean mom

ok the inside is painted

yeah i didn't wait for any of the walls to be installed i just started anyway

I got excited

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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Fury and Destruction is my speciality. I am become death, destroyer of furniture/things' that needs to die.
I've owned two houses, wrecked 4 kitchens with a sledgehammer and a few walls.

Assign me!

<3 <3 Vanisher

shinmai

CHK Instruction
I am a huge nerd with no upper-body strength or hand-eye coordination. I can make some sweet & rad tunes on a Game Boy, though if that helps.

Piso Mojado

Microwaves Mom posted:

House event! Race to Home Depot!



Everyone is to race to home depot and buy up all the pink insulation they have on sale! Its limited to per customer so we'll have to pretend to be multiple people.

First one back with the biggest haul wins a prize!

not to be picky, but it is more cost effective to use spray in insulation.


Piso Mojado

someone get me a home depot hot dog!


Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Microwaves Mom posted:

Electrician. You will wire the house. when We get to that point. PLease make sure everything is up to code

I spent two years as an electricians assistant so this is no problem

Piso Mojado

Luvcow posted:

I spent two years as an electricians assistant so this is no problem

luvcow, between our experience, I'm pretty sure me and you can just build our own house. who needs this thread.


Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Piso Mojado posted:

luvcow, between our experience, I'm pretty sure me and you can just build our own house. who needs this thread.

I'm n. Let's build it close enough so we can taunt and throw things at the other house

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


I can make tiny scale models of houses. I'll hire local ants to help me build it. I can even put BYOB stickers or decals on them. I know it's a bit late since its past the planning stage and into the building stage, but maybe I can make a tiny model of the BYOB house to place inside the bigger house

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat

Piso Mojado posted:

someone get me a home depot hot dog!

i gotchu

Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot

Zyla posted:

ok the inside is painted

yeah i didn't wait for any of the walls to be installed i just started anyway

I got excited

The gravel looks very nice in that shade of blue.

Uxzuigal posted:

Fury and Destruction is my speciality. I am become death, destroyer of furniture/things' that needs to die.
I've owned two houses, wrecked 4 kitchens with a sledgehammer and a few walls.

Assign me!

You will be in charge of digging the basement and destroying the other guy's house if they don't come back and help us.

shinmai posted:

I am a huge nerd with no upper-body strength or hand-eye coordination. I can make some sweet & rad tunes on a Game Boy, though if that helps.

You are in charge of tile grouting.

Piso Mojado posted:

luvcow, between our experience, I'm pretty sure me and you can just build our own house. who needs this thread.

WOAH WOAH WOAH. This house is a charity case, not for you! You're supposed to be helping those without a home get a home! Put your hard hats on and get back over here!

Chill la Chill posted:

I can make tiny scale models of houses. I'll hire local ants to help me build it. I can even put BYOB stickers or decals on them. I know it's a bit late since its past the planning stage and into the building stage, but maybe I can make a tiny model of the BYOB house to place inside the bigger house

Alright sounds like you can make a train set to go in the basement.

Remember the movie Beetlejuice? Yeah you build a set like that and you can be a tiny little guy like Beetlejuice runnin around and doing stuff in it.

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I specialize in posts and posting accessories.

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Microwaves Mom posted:

You will be in charge of digging the basement and destroying the other guy's house if they don't come back and help us.
I have started digging a big hole, square.. I am pretending I am destroying the earth.

Also, I wasn't sure who's house you wanted me to destroy, so I destroyed all our neighbouring houses. If we need pebbles, rocks or splintered wood for some garden projects - it is now available in four different heaps of rubble surrounding our house-to-be.

<3 <3 Vanisher

Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot

Uxzuigal posted:

I have started digging a big hole, square.. I am pretending I am destroying the earth.

Also, I wasn't sure who's house you wanted me to destroy, so I destroyed all our neighbouring houses. If we need pebbles, rocks or splintered wood for some garden projects - it is now available in four different heaps of rubble surrounding our house-to-be.

Good job!

Protip: You ARE actually destroying the earth when you dig into it!

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JiveHonky

by zen death robot
Hi I brought tacos and a box of nails

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Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


the scale model train track goes through the BYOB house so please adjust your plans accordingly.

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot

JiveHonky posted:

Hi I brought tacos and a box of nails

AWW YEAH :hfive:

You can be site overseer, you brought tacos so clearly you speak spanish.

Microwaves Mom fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Jun 7, 2016

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JiveHonky

by zen death robot

Microwaves Mom posted:

AWW YEAH :hfive:

You can be sight overseer, you brought tacos so clearly you speak spanish.

hola, mi gusto chonies por favor. muy bueno!

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
i'm taking a taco break, please no one mess with the sheet rock yet, I'm almost done roughing in the wires

also i found what someone did in the bucket in the basement and thats just not right :(

Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot

Luvcow posted:

i'm taking a taco break, please no one mess with the sheet rock yet, I'm almost done roughing in the wires

also i found what someone did in the bucket in the basement and thats just not right :(

I'm glad we have you as an electrician. That sounds official.

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Microwaves Mom posted:

I'm glad we have you as an electrician. That sounds official.

yeah i never got my license but... we'll be ok

Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot

Luvcow posted:

yeah i never got my license but... we'll be ok

LOL like you need a license to build in BYOB?
Whose gonna come down on us? BYOB THE CODE INSPECTOR? Hahahahaha

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One day nearer spring
BYOSHA

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JiveHonky

by zen death robot
i sat on a sheet of drywall and broke it sorry, i guess i had one too many tacos :shrug:

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