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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Who's the celebrity you're going to marry? Before you say it's impossible just know that it's not impossible but it may carry a prison sentence depending how determined you are.


Marry a celebrity because they're better than common folks.

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
OP's mom is the world's fattest woman. Not sure if I can mooch off her "fame" but I'll give it a shot.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
the one from game of thrones

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
here's something to wet your whistle

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Dad Gay, So What.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
joseph stalin. hitler is a little too slutty for my taste.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i married whoever the person in the gorilla suit was in Congo. for real i married that person and we are in love right now.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
anna taylor-joy

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Jennifer Aniston. I'm gonna be the man that fixes her.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
this is a picture of my wife, anna taylor-joy

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Danny DeVito

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Grimes

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

oh yeah changing my vote to this

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


I might....

Might....

Kill for her.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

hillary clinton

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I am married to former pop singer Jennifer Rush irl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5boRQcTvnwU

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Allison Janney. :swoon:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I had a dream with the broad city girls(praise yahweh). Abbi was receptive to my advances but Ilana played hard to get.

Gaunab fucked around with this message at 11:32 on Jun 11, 2016

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I thought this was going to be a quiz and it isn't I am very angry.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Kate Mara

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy






GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

this is a picture of my wife, anna taylor-joy


I hope you and her and her neck will be very happy. :)

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
Cupcake Jemma from youtube

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



Fry from Futurama

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


That dude who played the forest kid wizard in GoT

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

rodney dangerfield

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008


Who else?

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
trump obviously

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Christina Grimmie

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Adolf hitler

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


the first female president of the united states of america, ivanka trump

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
ryu from street fighter

Bob Saget IRL
Oct 24, 2014

Kathy Bates.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
gary ridgway and bruce vilanch after i convert them to mormonism strict on polgamy but open to gay polygamy

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Some hot big titty broad with lots of money and a penchant for riding my boner

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Germstore posted:

Christina Grimmie

bad news homie :rip:

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
James Franco or Elijah wood if Franco is too busy with17 yr olds

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
The girl from game of thrones. Not the old one or the dragon one. The one who's married to Thommen.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Michelle Obama

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
i wanna make babies with katy perry on the altar of her new church house

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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Bob Saget IRL posted:

Kathy Bates.

Master Bates

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