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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Sexuality exists on a spectrum. All people are sexually attracted to all other people, which is why there is no Heterosexual in QUILTNBAG. Cukoldry, thus, is not a hosed up fetish of self-loathing but rather a meta-sexuality in which one's hetero desires are displaced onto another person of one's own (socially constructed) gender, and one's homo desires are displaced onto one of the opposite gender. One is like an omnisexual God, in all persons and all genders at once.

For this reason, it is necessary to give those who are given the gift of the Cuckoo their rightful place in the spectrum of hip sexualities. The acronym can now be reordered for easy recall as CLITBANGU

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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
If I sign it will you go away?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

sounds good to me op

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
No, you're a pervert plain and simple.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i find it problematic because tons of it focuses on the racial aspect

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
my titties, OP

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Sounds like a pain to have to bother getting a gf first.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Sounds like a pain to have to bother getting a gf first.

plus you need to know a black guy

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
wheres the drat poll you gently caress

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Celluloid Sam posted:

plus you need to know a black guy

Oh ffs what am I king Rolodex? :effort:

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
Cuck

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Celluloid Sam posted:

i find it problematic because tons of it focuses on the racial aspect

have you ever considered

that just maybe

perhaps it is you who is the real racist?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Celluloid Sam posted:

i find it problematic because tons of it focuses on the racial aspect

darksome

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


I identify as astralcuck

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Maoist Pussy posted:

Sexuality exists on a spectrum. All people are sexually attracted to all other people, which is why there is no Heterosexual in QUILTNBAG. Cukoldry, thus, is not a hosed up fetish of self-loathing but rather a meta-sexuality in which one's hetero desires are displaced onto another person of one's own (socially constructed) gender, and one's homo desires are displaced onto one of the opposite gender. One is like an omnisexual God, in all persons and all genders at once.

For this reason, it is necessary to give those who are given the gift of the Cuckoo their rightful place in the spectrum of hip sexualities. The acronym can now be reordered for easy recall as CLITBANGU

I loving hate you

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i blame the proliferation of free pornography

it created a generation of broken people who can only buck vicariously

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Protagonist posted:

i blame the proliferation of free pornography

it created a generation of broken people who can only buck vicariously


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I loving hate you

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


probation is too good for op

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
posting in yet another bad maoistpussy thread sup guys what is everyone favorite brand of crackers?

mine are the PREMIUM saltines, no store brand saltines for this high roller!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
gently caress da modz

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46
Your new acronym forgot the Q

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mdm posted:

posting in yet another bad maoistpussy thread sup guys what is everyone favorite brand of crackers?

mine are the PREMIUM saltines, no store brand saltines for this high roller!

Ritz. I like to put peanut butter on them

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Ritz. I like to put peanut butter on them

did you know you can buy them with the peanut butter already on there

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
im gonna kill u

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
the best crackers for eating with cheese are the Keebler Toasted series savory onion flavored

Einstein's Shit
Aug 6, 2005

not real
tl;dr

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More
It's already there dumbass. Fetishes fall under the umbrella of sexuality. Read a book.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MiracleWhale posted:

did you know you can buy them with the peanut butter already on there

the freeze dried peanut butter aint the same

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

i really like cunts. i like looking at cunts. i like watching cunts. i like watching cunts get fingered. i like watching cunts get hosed. the thing i like the best, though, is loving a oval office. nothing compares to loving a oval office. there is not greater heaven, no greater purpose, no greater feeling, than loving a oval office.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


satanic splash-back posted:

i really like cunts. i like looking at cunts. i like watching cunts. i like watching cunts get fingered. i like watching cunts get hosed. the thing i like the best, though, is loving a oval office. nothing compares to loving a oval office. there is not greater heaven, no greater purpose, no greater feeling, than loving a oval office.

same, though I'd add eating out a oval office to the list of sublime pleasures afforded to us in this life

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
this:

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I loving hate you

This:

MiracleWhale posted:

probation is too good for op

aaaaaaaaaaaand this:

Chinatown posted:

gently caress da modz

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i dont think im racist at all

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

its funny how its become like, a synonym for beta males when i feel like its something that some executive would do as a power trip.

"Yes, gently caress my wife. gently caress her properly, I will allow it."

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
u seem to have confused this website, somethingawful dot com, with the other website, fetlife dot com

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Look, I am familiar with the differences between this website and fetlife. Way hotter chicks on this one.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

MiracleWhale posted:

same, though I'd add eating out a oval office to the list of sublime pleasures afforded to us in this life

Flavorful, moist. The list goes on.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Jeb Bush doesn't need his own identity, OP.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

whoops. didn't notice it earlier....

But

You

Said


:siren:THE GBS SECRET WORD!!!!!!:siren:


WAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHH?!!!!

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Um, the secret word is "speculum" :airquote:

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