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Hello. There was a WWE show today. New Day came out and were making a muck of things as they are want to do, and then who should come out but Enzo and Cass. Enzo and Cass muck around a bit, and they say Francesca spent the night with them in New Orleans, which was where the show was. They had some comical banter and then the Vaudevillains came out. They said some things, and what really gets me is they're sticking to this bygone era thing. It's like, the gimmick's already wacky, why not have them think they're really from then, right? Jeez. Anyway, Luke and Gallows come out and a brawl happens. I think Luke Gallows got the pin. I went out then but don't worry - i just watched the middle part. The Shield came out for Ambrose Asylum and Seth lured you in for the ol' face turn with some good things said about the Shield but then he said they stunk. Dean Ambrose was pretty cool in this segment as well, and I thought it was overall good. Roman seemed to even say things okay, but he loving sucks so whatever, gently caress that guy. I don't remember anything else until Lucha Dragons vs. ADR and Owens, Owens won. Then all the MITB guys came out and mucked around for a bit, and Jericho took down the MITB. Anyway, no one else did this. I'm sorry if it is bad. HAve a great day. Take it down if a better one is posted.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:28 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:18 |
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It's not a good thread. It's not a bad thread.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:35 |
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To continue a thought from the Raw thread jobbing out Charlotte in 3 minutes while Champ was a smart idea AND with little to no offence.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:36 |
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It is a thread worthy of tonight's Raw.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:36 |
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Its not a good DICK, its not a bad DICK, its That DICK.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:37 |
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Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens should replace JBL and Byron as color commentary, and Roman should only be allowed to cut promos in the context of Shield reunions because that's apparently the only context in which he doesn't suck at it. Jericho's billing should be permanently changed to Stupid Idiotville. These are my hot takes.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:40 |
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rovert posted:To continue a thought from the Raw thread jobbing out Charlotte in 3 minutes while Champ was a smart idea AND with little to no offence. Divas Revolution happened, shut up everything is great
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:40 |
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I was watching E3 stuff and totally forgot raw was on
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:44 |
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whats up with vidja games, friend?
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:46 |
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That DICK! posted:Hello. There was a WWE show today. New Day came out and were making a muck of things as they are want to do, and then who should come out but Enzo and Cass. Enzo and Cass muck around a bit, and they say Francesca spent the night with them in New Orleans, which was where the show was. They had some comical banter and then the Vaudevillains came out. They said some things, and what really gets me is they're sticking to this bygone era thing. It's like, the gimmick's already wacky, why not have them think they're really from then, right? Jeez. Anyway, Luke and Gallows come out and a brawl happens. I think Luke Gallows got the pin. Harper???
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:47 |
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:whats up with vidja games, friend? There are some games Some might be good!
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:49 |
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Re-posting from the Raw thread:VJeff posted:I've watched it like four times and I still have no idea how Sami and Cesaro pulled off that finish. Push them both to the loving moon. rovert posted:To continue a thought from the Raw thread jobbing out Charlotte in 3 minutes while Champ was a smart idea AND with little to no offence. Charlotte's being booked as a completely incompetent champ for months now at this point I assume she's filling time until Asuka shows up to kick everybody in the women's division in the face many times and then becomes the first Paul Heyman Gal and he cuts promos for her and then I wake up.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:51 |
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Did you guys see Kane?
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:51 |
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I heard RDR 2 is happening. I hope it's 3 protagonists again and it, too, mirrors The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:52 |
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:Did you guys see Kane? There was Kane.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:53 |
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StarkRavingMad posted:There are some games sounds pretty dope, hell yeah
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:55 |
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I've had one of the worst two week spans I can ever remember. I however am holding out hope that MITB will be good. I'm really starting to think Dean will win and cash in on Roman, though I am curious, if he cashes in on Seth as the ultimate gently caress you, does that get a face pop? Almost certainly, right?
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:10 |
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SamuraiFoochs posted:I've had one of the worst two week spans I can ever remember. I however am holding out hope that MITB will be good. I'm really starting to think Dean will win and cash in on Roman, though I am curious, if he cashes in on Seth as the ultimate gently caress you, does that get a face pop? Almost certainly, right? oh good I was curious if tonight's Ambrose asylum broke your optimism
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:19 |
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Dean Ambrose will end the main event of MITB with a double DQ and then be his wacky Dean self and say "Hey guys, don't worry, we'll just do it again at Summerslam! Except I'll be in it this time too" and he cashes in right there. But there's a PPV in between them and they love title matches at PPVs so maybe not
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:19 |
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SamuraiFoochs posted:I've had one of the worst two week spans I can ever remember. I however am holding out hope that MITB will be good. I'm really starting to think Dean will win and cash in on Roman, though I am curious, if he cashes in on Seth as the ultimate gently caress you, does that get a face pop? Almost certainly, right? Yes, but that would require Seth to beat Roman, which he won't. It would also have Dean being Champion and a Face at the same time and thus above Roman in the pecking order, which will never happen. I could perhaps, in the warm embrace of my fevered dreams, imagine a crazy, gumdrop fantasy world where Seth beat Roman by cheating, got cashed in by Ambrose, and Ambrose slowly turned heel over the course of a long, well-told story of resentment and power corrupting. As Roman tries to get his friend to face him in a fair fight and circumstantial interruptions eventually turn into active fight ducking, everything comes to a head at a major show, perhaps even Mania. Not only is that a story WWE could potentially accept because it does have Roman eventually being the Top Good Guy and regaining his belt and proving his superiority over his stablemate, but it does so by throwing some happiness to the fans and putting over another guy that they love as a star even if it ends up with him as the villain, possibly even making that turn palatable through the power of great storytelling. And its even a story they KNOW will be successful and work because it's just a role reversal of the story they just finished with Finn and Joe. But because this is real life and not a fever dream gumdrop fantasy, Dean will heel turn in classic Russo fashion by surprise cheap shotting Roman, most likely with a low blow after a 25 minute match, and probably require two or three pin attempts and a roll-up plus tights to secure the pinfall on top of that, and then Dean will be a chickenshit champ who loses almost all his matches until Roman squashes him at Survivor Series.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:24 |
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Man you guys suck I just got done saying I'm having a rough go of things, I need some hope. Dicks.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:44 |
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Man you guys suck I just got done saying I'm having a rough go of things, I need some hope. hasn't ambrose disappointed you in enough moments of need by now? let the big dog into your heart so that your pain will be soothed
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:45 |
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Man you guys suck I just got done saying I'm having a rough go of things, I need some hope. I'm sorry Foochs, I'm actually going through a lot of personal stuff right now myself so I'm sympathetic. Trying to be funny on the interwebs is one of the only things keeping my spirits up and the best I can manage for WWE is gloomy pessimistic funny. I bet MITB will be a fun PPV even if something dumb that I hate inevitably happens, so lets both watch and enjoy it this weekend buddy
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:46 |
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No matter what the ending is AJ Styles vs. John Cena is a goddamn dream match and it's going to loving rule.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:47 |
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:No matter what the ending is AJ Styles vs. John Cena is a goddamn dream match and it's going to loving rule. Yeah, it's gonna be great. I meant what I said in the Raw thread, AJ has basically been the most interesting/fun part of Raw every single week since Wrestlemania. It's great.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:51 |
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Aye Doc posted:hasn't ambrose disappointed you in enough moments of need by now? let the big dog into your heart so that your pain will be soothed He won his last 2 ppv matches though. WWE is showing their confidence in him. He's got it this time, just you wait.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 08:00 |
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John Cena to enter BOLA, eliminate Cody Rhodes
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 08:04 |
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Man you guys suck I just got done saying I'm having a rough go of things, I need some hope. I sympathize entirely, but at the same time, I feel like at this point it's more cruel to let you put your hope in the WWE's booking of Dean Ambrose again. edit: also this raw was really boring and i can't believe it's a go-home show
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 08:38 |
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New Day segment was good!
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 08:49 |
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You know what's great, The New Day dancing to Enzo and Cass' Theme.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 09:06 |
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Seriously. Xavier's dead pan delivery was the best - https://streamable.com/73wx
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 09:21 |
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keevo posted:Seriously. Xavier's dead pan delivery was the best - https://streamable.com/73wx Too beautiful for this world
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 09:29 |
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SomeMathGuy posted:There was Kane. This OP has failed me, for it did not give me the good news about Kane. Edit: Also, what's worth watching from this show? If anything.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 09:35 |
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rovert posted:To continue a thought from the Raw thread jobbing out Charlotte in 3 minutes while Champ was a smart idea AND with little to no offence. Impossible, Charlotte offends you whenever she's onscreen.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 09:42 |
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:No matter what the ending is AJ Styles vs. John Cena is a goddamn dream match and it's going to loving rule. As if the ending is even remotely in doubt
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 09:57 |
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Grozz Nuy posted:As if the ending is even remotely in doubt I do prefer it when I don't know who's going to win. Going into a Cena match, you know exactly what's going to happen. For this one I assume either Cena wins clean or the Club interferes and AJ wins, setting up the next matches where Cena wins again and again, setting AJ back months if not years #Wyatts
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 11:38 |
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Grozz Nuy posted:As if the ending is even remotely in doubt I prefer to think of it in terms of "what cool spot is going to end it?" I'm thinking Phenomenal Forearm attempt, caught, and then AA.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 12:19 |
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This Raw had some very good segments, too many stupid McMahon clips though. I really like Shane, but he's already worn out his welcome with me. I was wondering where the Miz and Social Outcasts were, but forgot they were off shooting The Marine 5, along with Maryse and Naomi and one of the Wyatts. I, for one, cannot wait for Hollywood Rowan.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 12:31 |
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Is it a bad sign when the WWE Discussion thread isn't even to page two by the next morning?
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 12:32 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:18 |
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Anal Surgery posted:Is it a bad sign when the WWE Discussion thread isn't even to page two by the next morning? We've all seen this Raw before. What's left to talk about?
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