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 REST OF E3 SCHEDULE: Nintendo Treehouse Live (June 14th, 9 AM PT/12 PM ET "kickoff", plus two day live stream) Presenter: Reggie Fils-Aime, Bill Trinen, Treehouse team Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/nintendo  Nintendo's E3 is like a trip inside Willy Wonka's factory, except with each year the machines are starting to rust over and break down, and the oompa loompas are on strike, and also someone stole their fizzy-lifting drinks. Later this year we find out what the gently caress the Nintendo NX is, which will probably be renamed the Nintendo Wii-Wii, and be a handheld that you wear that's also VR that's also a cloud server that's also an Android phone that's also a PC. basically everyone is pulling poo poo out of their rear end. UNFORTUNATELY, Nintendo will not be fulfilling our trainwreck dreams and is not showing NX at E3. Instead, June 14th is dedicated entirely to Zelda, starting with a Direct dedicated to Zelda and the latest Pokemon game, and continuing with an entire day of Treehouse coverage of Zelda. On June 15th, the Treehouse stream will be showing other games, including third party games, so it's good to know that Nintendo's relationship with third parties is still "uhh yeah sure we totally care about you I guess" It doesnt matter what the new Zelda turns out to be, it is the burden of the most recent Zelda to be the most hated Zelda and that's where this shall stand until the next one comes along. Square Enix Presents (Starts at 11:45 AM PT/2:45 PM ET, three day live stream) Official Stream: https://www.youtube.com/squareenixpresents Full Schedule: http://na.square-enix.com/us/blog/square-enix-presents-e3-2016-program-schedule  Nintendo is doing their all-day streams, and so are Sony and Microsoft, but Square Enix is also doing a show-wide livestream dedicated to their games. Schedule highlights: June 14th: 3:00 PM ET: FINAL FANTASY XV – E3 Kickoff 4:30 PM ET: Deus Ex GO: Augmented Turn-based Infiltration 5:00 PM ET: Deus Ex: Mankind Divided - Creating an immersive Action-RPG 6:30 PM ET: DRAGON QUEST BUILDERS - Builders Guild Session #1 8:00 PM ET: STAR OCEAN: INTEGRITY AND FAITHLESSNESS - The Final Star Log 8:30 PM ET: DEEP SILVER – Agents of Mayhem June 15th: 2:00 PM ET: HITMAN – LIVESTREAM WITH YOSUKE MATSUDA 3:00 PM ET: Deus Ex: Mankind Divided – Breach - Introducing a Brand New Game Mode 3:30 PM ET: FINAL FANTASY XII THE ZODIAC AGE - Gameplay Walkthrough and Q&A 5:30 PM ET: FINAL FANTASY XV - E3 Special Mission Playthrough + FFXV UNIVERSE 6:30 PM ET: FINAL FANTASY BRAVE EXVIUS - A Special Presentation from the Producers 7:00 PM ET: KINGDOM HEARTS HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue, Discussion with KH Co-Director Tai Yasue June 16th: 1:00 PM ET: NieR: Automata, Discussion with the Developers and PlatinumGames' Takahisa Taura 2:00 PM ET: I am Setsuna - Resurrecting the Golden Era of RPGs 2:30 PM ET: Deus Ex Universe: Bridging the Gap between Fiction and Reality 4:30 PM ET: Square Enix: Collective – Black the Fall & The Turning Test 5:30 PM ET: WORLD OF FINAL FANTASY - 2016's Most Adorable and Heartfelt Epic 6:00 PM ET: HITMAN – Gameplay Livestream 6:30 PM ET: DEEP SILVER – Mighty No. 9 (bahahaha) & F1 2016
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BRING IT NINTENDO
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Jun 14, 2016 10:15
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We're not going to be hearing about the Final Fantasy VII remake ever again. 
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Jun 14, 2016 10:18
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gently caress yeah Nintendo
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Jun 14, 2016 10:21
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Finally, the good thread.
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Jun 14, 2016 10:30
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2D Zelda > 3D Zelda
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Jun 14, 2016 10:31
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going back to the crash remaster, I think that talk between Sony and Activision went something like this: A: Hey sony, we will pay you X amount of dollars to show the Crash Skylander on stage at E3 S: Do you want to watch a live execution because whoever is on stage and brings that out by itself is going to loving die A: Uhhhhh...do you wanna make the Crash Remaster to go with it since we're never gonna use the fucker again? S: What's that? You want to help us print money? Sure thing!
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Jun 14, 2016 10:38
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It's really impossible for Nintendo to be more out of touch with the current video game market than they are now, it's pretty amazing when you think about it
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Teikanmi posted:It's really impossible for Nintendo to be more out of touch with the current video game market than they are now, it's pretty amazing when you think about it I agree, they don't even have a murder simulator to show off.
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Jun 14, 2016 10:44
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Where is your gritty military shooter Nintendo?
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Teikanmi posted:It's really impossible for Nintendo to be more out of touch with the current video game market than they are now, it's pretty amazing when you think about it Good, 'cause so am I
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Teikanmi posted:It's really impossible for Nintendo to be more out of touch with the current video game market than they are now, it's pretty amazing when you think about it the current video game market is dogshit, good for them
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Jun 14, 2016 10:54
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But will Nintendo have a moment of silence before they get down to their videogame conference?
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Jun 14, 2016 10:56
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TF2 HAT MINING RIG posted:But will Nintendo have a moment of silence before they get down to their videogame conference? Only Reggie will be, and Miyamoto and EDIT: I made myself sad.
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Jun 14, 2016 11:08
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Jun 14, 2016 11:13
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Where are all the good .gifs from this year?
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Jun 14, 2016 11:15
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In the last thread, go read all 282 pages
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Jun 14, 2016 11:17
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Actually this is the only one you need http://i.imgur.com/BRkidvY.mp4
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Iwata muppet will be on stage watching over us all
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Jun 14, 2016 11:21
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Teikanmi posted:Actually this is the only one you need CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!
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Jun 14, 2016 11:21
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Kratos's son is named Charlie. Not even a cool viking name. Nope. Charlie
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Jun 14, 2016 11:23
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literally a hog posted:Kratos's son is named Charlie. that's what happens when you leave a boy to be raised by a woman, it breeds weakness, even in naming
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Jun 14, 2016 11:27
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Can't wait for NX reveal. Wait what do you mean they revealed it yesterday at the ubisoft presentation wait what
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Zelda is going to be so great guys
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Electric Phantasm posted:We're not going to be hearing about the Final Fantasy VII remake ever again. You had to know last year that it was never actually going to come out. Shenmue isn't either. Microsoft's presentation may have been garbage but it was garbage we'll be able to play in the next year.
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Isn't Charles an English name? Why would a proud viking woman take a namesake from Anglo-Saxons?
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Kratos was having problems pronouncing his original name so he just started calling him Charles.
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Ha can't pronounce FRIÐÞJÓFR? Lightweight. For what it's worth, Twitch is showing Suda 51's LET IT DIE right now. https://www.twitch.tv/twitch Level Slide fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Jun 14, 2016 |
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Jun 14, 2016 11:48
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gently caress the NX, the only thing I care about is the new River City Ransom game coming to the 3DS.
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Level Slide posted:Ha can't pronounce FRIÐÞJÓFR? Lightweight. Name the boy Rød Grød Med Fløde
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TF2 HAT MINING RIG posted:But will Nintendo have a moment of silence before they get down to their videogame conference? "Orlando: We care." [5 minutes later, footage of Link emptying an M4 into wave after wave of ReDeads]
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Twitch stream just had the King of the Wild Hunt playing Gwent
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Hello friends, I am excited for a wonderful day of games with my pal Nintendo
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Alfalfa The Roach posted:Hello friends, I am excited for a wonderful day of games with my pal Nintendo Nintendo has never been wonderful in PAL territories.
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Jun 14, 2016 12:47
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Teikanmi posted:In the last thread, go read all 282 pages You're not my mom
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Nintendo should make a successor to the 3DS. Focusing on a whole new console when your current one is Sega Dreamcast levels of commercial failure seems like a terrible business decision.
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Jun 14, 2016 12:55
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These four loving hours feel more unbearable than the last few months.
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Jun 14, 2016 12:55
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Another year, another chance to get my hopes up about a real Metroid game and then have them dashed.
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metroid: nintendoland stand alone edition
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I hope Nintendo reveals more Pokémon friends and the English name for Rock Dog
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