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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjMffHG1V_Q

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Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
probably just you op

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Junior Jr. posted:

probably just you op

:(

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
all we sang was dubstep.

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
I only ever remembering whimpering

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

dreezy posted:

all we sang was dubstep.

Boomstick Quaid posted:

I only ever remembering whimpering

Why didn't Boomstick just emptyquote dreezy?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
My music teacher in 2nd grade was Mr. Dillon. Every Tuesday in music class he'd sing a song about animals, and he'd make his arms and hands into a big set of jaws and yell "I'm a hungry alligator!", and use his jaw hands to tickle my stomach, and I'd pee my pants every single time.

Eventually my mom started sending a second pair of pants and underwear in my backpack every Tuesday. He only did it to me and I peed every single time.

In middle school I heard Mr. Dillon had been in a terrible chainsaw accident, and I couldn't have been happier.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
You reminded me of this awesome version. Thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtI1pWkHto0

Porpoise With A Purpose
Feb 28, 2006

When I was in school in Oklahoma, we had to sing the song Oklahoma from the musical and now I know the whole thing and its terrible.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Longshot007 posted:

When I was in school in Oklahoma, we had to sing the song Oklahoma from the musical and now I know the whole thing and its terrible.

but do you know what happened to the cat?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
we sang that "spurs that jingle jangle jingle" song when i had choir class for a semester in high school in texas. thats all i remember.

oh wait there was another song called "i'm going to forcibly pee in OP's butthole", i liked that one.

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
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Oh I remember all too well. I sang it hard and I sang it proud. I sang it so all the cats in the neighbourhood would hear it. I sang it so Mr. Tufts would hear me, know that he was loved, and come home.

drat I miss that cat :(

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
We were taught how to sing classical opera when I was in school. Is this what passes for musical education to the lower classes?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Serviette posted:

Oh I remember all too well. I sang it hard and I sang it proud. I sang it so all the cats in the neighbourhood would hear it. I sang it so Mr. Tufts would hear me, know that he was loved, and come home.

drat I miss that cat :(

But did you play recorder?

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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Windows 98 posted:

But did you play recorder?

I sure did! But the moment the class picked up the harmony, regardless of the song, I'd sing for Mr. Tufts.

I guess you could say I was a bit of a ritalin candidate.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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:rip: Mr. Tufts


:911: the cat that did not come back

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
I had a substitute who was certifiably insane and she had us singing ridiculous stuff. It troubles me to try and think about it.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



This is the only song we ever sang, OP:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPxVSCfoYnU

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
love is a little boat upon the sea y0

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Windows 98 posted:

:rip: Mr. Tufts


:911: the cat that did not come back

Heaven rest his savage soul.

O! Mr. Tufts!
Bane of creatures small and smaller!
Terror of the staircase at night time!
Scourge of the keyboard!
Rest you easy now.
Get thee to heaven.
Serviette will join thee before too long.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
this is the one we sung the most in my school:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6sXIoYOnps

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
For the Winter Holiday pageant we sang neon meate dream of a octafish

Sing along with me

Lyrics posted:

Lucid tentacles test ‘n sleeved
‘n joined ‘n jointed jade pointed
Diamond back patterns
Neon meate dream of a octafish
Artifact on rose petals
‘n flesh petals ‘n pots
Fack ‘n feast ‘n tubes tubs bulbs
In jest incest injest injust in feast incest
‘n specks ‘n speckled speckled
Speckled speculation
Fedlocks waddlin’ feast
Archaic faces frenzy
Ceramic fists artificial deceased
‘n cists rancid buds burst
Dank drum ‘n dung dust
Meate rose ‘n hairs
Meaty meate rose ‘n hairs
Meaty dream wet meate
Limp damp rows
Peeled ‘n felt fields ‘n belts
Impaled on ‘n daeman
Mucus mules
Twot trot tra la tra la
Tra la tra la tra la
Whale bone fields ‘n belts
Whale bone farmhouse
Cavorts girdled ‘n latters uh lite
Cavorts girdled ‘n latters uh lite
Uh dipped amidst
Squirmin’ serum ‘n semen ‘n syrup ‘n semen
‘n serum
Stirrupped in syrup
Neon meate dream of a octafish

Boomstick Quaid fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Jun 17, 2016

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I taught myself to play Black Sabbath's 'Iron Man' on the recorder in like 4th/5th grade.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
Hot cross buns

Hot cross buns

One a penny, two a penny

Hot cross buns

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Big Beef City posted:

I taught myself to play Black Sabbath's 'Iron Man' on the recorder in like 4th/5th grade.

toot toot
toot toot toot
toodle doodletoodle doot tootle doo

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Ten little friend of the family boys went out to dine;
One choked his little self, and then there were nine.

Nine little friend of the family boys sat up very late;
One overslept himself, and then there were eight.

Eight little friend of the family boys traveling in Devon;
One said he'd stay there, and then there were seven.

Seven little friend of the family boys chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in half, and then there were six.

Six little friend of the family boys playing with a hive;
A bumble-bee stung one, and then there were five.

Five little friend of the family boys going in for law;
One got in chancery, and then there were four.

Four little friend of the family boys going out to sea;
A red herring swallowed one, and then there were three.

Three little friend of the family boys walking in the zoo;
A big bear hugged one, and then there were two.

Two little friend of the family boys sitting in the sun;
One got frizzled up, and then there was one.

One little friend of the family boy left all alone;
He went out and hanged himself and then there were None.

(One little friend of the family boys living all alone;
He got married, and then there were none.)

We sang this in music class in Alabama

tyk00n
Sep 25, 2006

College Slice
What about band...anyone have to play this ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39KHocXZtKE

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Just the usual poo poo: Frère Jacques, When Johnny Comes Marching Home, and Horst-Wessel-Lied.
I'd have rocked out on something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lFOh2vzJzk

Sir Bobert Fishbone
Jan 16, 2006

Beebort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do8qZ4y0om0

this 1 was a weird song we had to sing in 4th grade

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
knew what it was before I clicked

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

O Canada, the Canadian animation block on Cartoon Network, did a cartoon to that song. Both characters die at the end if I recall. I mention that song whenever someone is confused because they moved, their cat ran away, then they found out the cat showed up several weeks later at the old house. They're always all,"how did you know!?" I'm like, "cause that's what cats do."

I always hated when we had to sing "the sloop John D" in music class in school. But I think it was because the music teacher had a terrible voice and piano accompaniment sounds really dumb with that song.

JiveHonky posted:

toot toot
toot toot toot
toodle doodletoodle doot tootle doo

Thank you for this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WF66rG00aso

Bored fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Jun 17, 2016

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i didnt sing it in class, but i sang it when i was a kid, i think i learned it from my sisters or a cartoon

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

me haha

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
No, I went to a private school. We had to sing stuff in Latin and stuff like that.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


my music class focused exclusively on christian rap

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
well friend if the next part goes '...the very next day' then i definitely recognize the tune but im not sure if we did that one in music class (a class in school typically part of primary education where students are taught the fundamental concepts, history, and basic performance of music*) or even chorus but im sure there were plenty of faggy music going on up the wazoo, plus the woman that taught the class had to have been a lesbian and rocked a STLB mullet like Uncle Jesse at the time and wore nothing besides button up dress shirts tucked into slacks...i also recall seeing her in a bowtie. wow might have been the first lesbian i have ever known which is knda crazy if u think about it




^ ok so like that only instead with the face of Dave Coulier, not the finest example of a lesbian for my first but certainly a lesbian none the less even though i thought nothing unusual about it all at the time



*http://www.pbs.org/parents/education/music-arts/the-benefits-of-music-education/
http://www.vh1savethemusic.org/

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Jun 17, 2016

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
we had to sing these BULLSHIT loving OLD WEST SONGS and loving BULLSHIT DISNEY SONGS and the music teacher taught us to sing from our diaphragm and not our throat gently caress YOU MR MILLER!!!!!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
we did way too much patch-clapping (clap hands/pat our own thighs while all sitting down Native American style) to learn what im assuming was rhythm...i would come home with marks and my rents would become noticeably concerned

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XivELBdxVRM

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Rasta_Al posted:

You reminded me of this awesome version. Thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtI1pWkHto0

this is all i know of that song, and i like it that way

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