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lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Well, if it's in Phoenix at least, some folks just continue shopping and going about their day...

https://www.facebook.com/carol.deleon.88/posts/1140160522672816

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med school head
Apr 17, 2012
mm yes mm keep linkin im almost there

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ

jamcadbury
Nov 12, 2004
South Side Mexican
and boom goes the dynamite

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer
poo poo's on fire yo.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Nothing of value was lost.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
chinese fire drill! for serious this time!!!

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Omg only at walmart

lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
...THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENS TO EVERYTHING ELSE

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

this is dumb and boring

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

Tuxedo Gin posted:

this is dumb and boring
turn your monitor on mate

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I'm the guy casually pushing his carriage along as if nothing is wrong even though it sounds like gun fire in a place likely to be mass shot up.

watch Windows start a loving gun argument
:911:

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
You can see the total chaos and looting about to start at the end there.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Bill Barber posted:

turn your monitor on mate

i mean the thread

lol if you think i'm going to click a link

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

ban all wal marts

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Windows 98 posted:

I'm the guy casually pushing his carriage along as if nothing is wrong even though it sounds like gun fire in a place likely to be mass shot up.

watch Windows start a loving gun argument
:911:

I'm the guy murdering another guy brutally, with a shovel.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Piiiiiiissss.

It's so hot in here.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
he actually says badass

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Minimalist Program posted:

I'm the guy murdering another guy brutally, with a shovel.

Actually you're the guy making worthless posts on the Internet but it's ok I don't mind people pretending to be me. I used to pretend I was Wayne Gretzky when I was a kid and it really boosted my confidence :unsmith:. They say never meet your heroes but Id be willing to meet you in a dark alley way after you get out of school.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Piiiiiiissss.

It's so hot in here.

this needs to happen

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Windows 98 posted:

Actually you're the guy making worthless posts on the Internet but it's ok I don't mind people pretending to be me. I used to pretend I was Wayne Gretzky when I was a kid and it really boosted my confidence :unsmith:. They say never meet your heroes but Id be willing to meet you in a dark alley way after you get out of school.

Now you're really killing it!!

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I bet that if somebody set off the fireworks display in a Wal Mart near my home, something cool would happen. something really cool. Something extremely off-the-hook, cooler than cool (ice cold), seriously dope poo poo would go down. I wish I could describe it, but I ain't got the words, dog. You should see it.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Im only sad all of that Walmart didn't burn to the ground

Zooey Dave Chapelle
Oct 27, 2013
why is noone looting??

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


That guy with the flowers walking and talking on his phone that looks over his shoulder, turns back and just keeps walking.



Guy must lead an interesting life.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
General Bullshit: WGBS Channel 4 - Your local news leader > What happens when you set fire to a fireworks display in a Wal Mart?


The same thing that happens to everything else.

*gets struck by lightning roman candle*

lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Twenty Four posted:

That guy with the flowers walking and talking on his phone that looks over his shoulder, turns back and just keeps walking.



Guy must lead an interesting life.

I didn't occur to me that the guy with the flowers probably did it!

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Twenty Four posted:

That guy with the flowers walking and talking on his phone that looks over his shoulder, turns back and just keeps walking.



Guy must lead an interesting life.

"You've been giving up things for years to get here. I don't think I even understood that. How does a man decide in what order to abandon his life?"

*goes to wally world to commit a epic prank xD*

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

coens are garbage

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

We should do this everywhere.

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


That guys phone conversation is something like:

"What? No, no one is going to suspect the middle aged pot bellied guy holding a bouquet of flowers. I'll contact you when I arrive at the next target."

He calmly walks out of the store and dumps the flowers in the nearest trash can as he walks off into the parking lot.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

I knew a guy in high school who blew his hand apart with a firecracker. They replaced his thumb with one of his big toes.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Anthrovore posted:

I knew a guy in high school who blew his hand apart with a firecracker. They replaced his thumb with one of his big toes.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Chinese fireworks burning up Chinese junk.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


that's a gross toe. I hope he gets diabetes and gets his feet cut off

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



i wish the original video was longer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiDDydpRFRU

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'm the black guy at 10 seconds running around like a crazy person.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


Well, if it isn't my old friend John Doe. With a toe for a thumb and a thumb for a toe.

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Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

poo poo is crazy, isso hot in heah

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