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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
With all the recent events its easy to see that WW3 has now started. What are we going to do in light of these happenings?

Can someone do a breakdown of whos gonna win out of this mess?



Heres the current situation:





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OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
no matter wbo loses, mother earth wins



Unless its a nuclear we in wbich case laffo woops

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Get back on your meds

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
USA, UK, Australia/NZ, Canada, Russia (contingent on a Trump win, really), and any other country that wants to leave the EU/align with us vs. the world pls

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

OhsH posted:

no matter wbo loses, mother earth wins



Unless its a nuclear we in wbich case laffo woops

Can you elaborate on this? I wanna hear this angle

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Issac, proving once again that anyone that becomes a forums superstar is destined to fall apart

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

The Rage posted:

Issac, proving once again that anyone that becomes a forums superstar is destined to fall apart

Im finiallly Waking Up to all this Stuff thats going on

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope everyone dies

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
also i think history will look back on it having started with 9/11, with increasing proxy, political, and cyber wars before it actually became formalized with declarations of war

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Chinatown posted:

i hope everyone dies

You make this post all the time and you know what, it always fits.

I bow to your wisdom

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
during WW2 they literally invented nuclear weapons technology (and with 2 completely different designs even !) from inception through successful deployment over japan in a span of 5-6 years so maybe if WW3 lasts considerably longer than that we'll get to see one of the F-35 models approved for combat duty god willing

:patriot:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljZyRuVQxfM

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
We need to woo Russia to our side

I'm thinking about sending them some spaghetti

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Russia has died of a heart attack from rutting

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

OhsH posted:

no matter wbo loses, mother earth wins



Unless its a nuclear we in wbich case laffo woops

lol if you think WW3 won't involve nuclear weapons just loving lol

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

LethalGeek posted:

Get back on your meds

actually, don't do this

logical fallacy
Mar 16, 2001

Dynamic Symmetry

The Rage posted:

Issac, proving once again that anyone that becomes a forums superstar is destined to fall apart

You call it falling apart when Isaac's just started putting it all together.

Are you part of the conspiracy?

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
I welcome our canned sunshine overlords

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
*dons tinfoil hat*

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

thathonkey posted:

lol if you think WW3 won't involve nuclear weapons just loving lol

no goddmn loving poo poo lol


Gott plan for any possibility tho. Heres hopin for good ole classic biologicl warfare

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
there's room for 3 adult humans (not goon-sized please) in my concrete bunker (it's buried 20 mi beneath the earth's surface).

bidding starts now at $100k/spot. discounts will be considered if you can repopulate the world after the radiation levels drop back to non-lethal topside.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I was gathering sticks and rocks but ive checked my history and im looking at the wrong war

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
Honestly why would u want to survive the ens of the world.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
well poo poo. as long as I get retirement credit for previous time served I'm game for anyrhibf

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im gonna take up alcoholism to escape the draft

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

LethalGeek posted:

You make this post all the time and you know what, it always fits.

I bow to your wisdom

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Issac if Australia joins the wrong side I promise to make your death painless

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

OhsH posted:

Honestly why would u want to survive the ens of the world.

because survival is an instinct

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

thathonkey posted:

because survival is an instinct

Yeah but so is going with whay ever the group is doing

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
ever since I was 4 years old and knew what it was I thought it would be cool to die in a nuclear war

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

OhsH posted:

Yeah but so is going with whay ever the group is doing

If everybody dies i wanna do it to

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Issac if Australia joins the wrong side I promise to make your death painless

I live in the wilderness. Unfortunately the Joint Operations Command is also in a bunker abour 30km from here. I hope ausrtalias JOC isnt importatnt enough to nuke

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004

Smash it Smash hit posted:

We need to woo Russia to our side

I'm thinking about sending them some spaghetti

President Trump to Putin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjNx9siNwI

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Isaac posted:

I live in the wilderness. Unfortunately the Joint Operations Command is also in a bunker abour 30km from here. I hope ausrtalias JOC isnt importatnt enough to nuke

thanks for the intel :twisted:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Iron Prince posted:

thanks for the intel :twisted:

there is really no point in nuking Australia. They have birds that will kill them. just let them be

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food



unless aliens are involved i think whatever side america is on will win

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Moving to Switzerland to gorge myself on chocolate and gently caress cuckoo clocks. Have fun fighting!

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Moving to Switzerland to gorge myself on chocolate and gently caress cuckoo clocks. Have fun fighting!

gently caress my chocolate cuckoo rear end, bitchboi

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

ever since I was 4 years old and knew what it was I thought it would be cool to die in a nuclear war

not so much if you're pretty far out from the blast and suffer in agony from radiation poisoning instead of dying instantaneously

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

thathonkey posted:

not so much if you're pretty far out from the blast and suffer in agony from radiation poisoning instead of dying instantaneously

TH, I love ya, but this is wrong. That sounds extremely rad as gently caress.

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