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when someone chokes to death after taking metamucil without a full glass of water: "I guess his next movement...will be to the morgue." |
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Murdered by having your Wikipedia article edited to include a death date: "I hope he dressed nice for his date...with death." ---------------- |
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Jul 1, 2016 20:16
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Crushed by a single piece of straw. "I suppose you could say, that was the straw that broke the camel's back." e: sorry I forgot to say, that in this situation, the person who died was a camel. ---------------- |
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Jul 1, 2016 20:19
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massive cocaine overdose, taken rectally: "Looks like his rail has bung." |
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Jul 1, 2016 20:21
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when someone shoots themselves with a ray that makes them gigantic and then gets thirsty and drinks an ocean, and then shrinks back to regular size and they drank a pufferfish and the pufferfish gets scared and puffs up, but now they're small so the spikes spike their stomach and they die, and while this happens, you are smoking weed. "Puff puff? Pass." ---------------- |
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Jul 1, 2016 20:22
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keeled over from a heart attack while in a hurry to visit an aviary before it closed for the day: "Well, now they'll never make it to the chirps on time." |
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Jul 1, 2016 20:34
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When someone uses a lever to knock a wall of text on you and you die... Nate for your own funeral https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Death and taxes known as certain Before you draw your final curtain Having said that, here lies Seth Poor bastard died twice, taxed to death https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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death by suffocation under a large pile of a particular kitchen spice delivered this morning neighbor: i guess… her thyme has come
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misty mountaintop posted:when someone shoots themselves with a ray that makes them gigantic and then gets thirsty and drinks an ocean, and then shrinks back to regular size and they drank a pufferfish and the pufferfish gets scared and puffs up, but now they're small so the spikes spike their stomach and they die, and while this happens, you are smoking weed. This is how I'm going to die, but instead of a ray it's a potion. |
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Jul 1, 2016 21:26
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Guy dies after licking powerline: Well, that's shocking!
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Choked to death on an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine of death that started with a seemingly benign act. "I guess he was... asphyxiated." |
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mister magpie posted:Choked to death on an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine of death that started with a seemingly benign act. |
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Jul 1, 2016 23:12
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I guess He'll never be a head around here - the guy head fell off
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HighwireAct posted:death by suffocation under a large pile of a particular kitchen spice delivered this morning |
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google THIS posted:massive cocaine overdose, taken rectally: |
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Hollywood man found dead from strangulation. Murder weapon was a pair of sweat pants monogrammed "M.P." detective at crime scene: "I guess it was time he paid the pfeifer" |
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Jul 2, 2016 01:46
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"Either these curtains go or I do!" -last words of a man who died from a lethal curtain-dwelling mold spore
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At the scene of yet another Starbucks shooting, the detectives are clueless and their plan is to wait for the next shooting to see what gets left behind. "Hasta la barrista, baby" |
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Shakill OReal posted:At the scene of yet another Starbucks shooting, the detectives are clueless and their plan is to wait for the next shooting to see what gets left behind. His killers looking at venti years ---------------- |
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a man is inflated with an air pump until he explodes "well, i guess he went out...with a bang"
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when they attempt suicide by simultaneous hanging, poisoning, and shot to the head on a stormy night. they end up shooting the rope, plunging into the icy waters at the bottom of the cliff, and are saved by a passing boat attempting to get home. the shock leads to them vomiting up the poison, but they are hospitalized for pneumonia. three days later they die "Looks like when it came down to it, he choked."
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a man chokes on some Domino's "Rest in Pizza" |
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