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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Back in the cold war, there was a risk that your computer was a secret russian spy, so to combat this they added the break key to instantly break the computer so that it won't be compromised. After the cold war ended, they realised they didnt need to break the pc anymore, so they doubled it up as a pause key, but left break on there as a reminder of how close we came to the russians stealing the internet.

spud fucked around with this message at 11:30 on Jul 10, 2016

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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
In countries such as Japan, that were never part of the cold war, this key is called パンツ, and pressing it delivers a pair of used panties within 3hrs, anywhere in Japan, to get you through the day. However, pressing it more than once a week is a criminal offence.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Break_key

i found this extremely interesting and read the whole thing. thank u hector

This is just lies propagated by the Obama administration.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Scroll lock locks in the currently selected Spell Scroll and is really only used by Wizards nowadays.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

various cheeses posted:

The pause/break key is like the appendix in humans. In older computers it was used to slow digestion of larger graphics so as to not upset the graphics box in your computer. Now, with a powerful modern graphics apparatus, the pause/break key is basically a cosmetic feature.

The scroll lock key locks the scroll of summoning on your computer so you don't accidentally summon a computer demon (kind of like an imp from Doom but sweatier). Just watch out when that light is off!

Hope this helps op.

None of this is true and these lies are one of the reasons I will always vote for the Green party in America. We need to respect our native animals.

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