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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


error1 posted:

I'm sorry that robots are currently stealing your truck driver job, OP. There's nothing we can do about it, progress is relentless.

The LIDAR system that the Uber and Google systems use don't work in precipitation, which makes them useless 150 days of the year here.

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


It's me, I'm 80,000 lbs of freight in a robot semi that you can hijack with a $30 squirt gun.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Butthead posted:

Autopilot should not be blamed for any of the accidents as the driver has the ability to override it any time and should be aware of what is happening.

That would make sense if they gave their lane assist system a sane name like Mercedes did, instead of "autopilot."

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


EugeneJ posted:

Goddamn you're still going

Words matter. If you call your lane assist system "autopilot," people are going to assume it drives the car for you. It's negligent.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I mean, I'm 100% cool with a car that murders rich stupid manchildren, but that's not a good look on Tesla's part.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


John Denver Hoxha posted:

Wow already more than 80 people killed by self driving cars, maybe you aren't all a bunch of chicken littles

Maybe self-driving cars will be ready in thirty years.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


It is completely possible to stymie a Google self-driving car as a cyclist just by standing with your bike at a stop sign.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


John Denver Hoxha posted:

Maybe I don't give a gently caress what your hot take on technology is but I just find people like you hilarious

You're aware that they don't work as they are now in precipitation, right? How is a vehicle that refuses to work in rain or snow at all useful in most of the country? How is "doesn't work 150 days a year" a hot take?

Maybe they'll work that out in thirty years.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


EugeneJ posted:

Didn't you admit you don't drive cars and you're whiny about self-driving cars because you're afraid they're going to run you down while you're walking/cycling through your white neighborhood

You're less-fat Three Olives

What does any of this have to do with whether or not they're feasible?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Smart GBS technology guy: "They don't work if it's rainy, kill people if it's too sunny, and have a 125 mile range? Roll that poo poo out, we're ready for prime time!"

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


runupon cracker posted:

well that's certainly a step up from claiming they'll never work

the next step is to acknowledge that we're mere years away and not decades, like any sane human being knows

I've been saying they're decades off since I started posting about it, which is also the opinion of the guy in charge of the project at Google.

These threads are full of people who know nothing about them but think they're going to be commercially available and rolling around on a street near you any minute. That's not happening.

We are not "mere years" away either. You're kidding yourself.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


EugeneJ posted:

You're a sad little man with bad opinions that don't reflect reality

Big words from a guy championing a self-driving car that gets confused by a squirt gun.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Sorry boss, have to take my 130th vacation day. I can't get into work because it's raining.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


John Denver Hoxha posted:

Again , how dont you see, I couldn't give a gently caress less about any of this , but the fact that even though you don't really know any technical details about any of this but feel qualified to speak as a common sense expert by piecing together other peoples broad "common sense" takes ion the technology and have spent pages ranting about irresponsible companies using this knowledge is hilarious. But maybe one day they'll finally make an electric motor that can generate enough torque to accelerate

The "electric motors don't make torque" was someone else, not me.

It's an acknowledged fact that the LIDAR systems don't work in rain. That makes them useless in most of the country.

You couldn't give a gently caress less about anything that interrupts your preconceived notions? Got it. Keep living in that fantasy world, your anime future is right around the corner.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Anyone with information that contradicts your preconceived notions is a dumbass and a douchebag? Cool. Don't let me interrupt this fantasy world you're building in your head.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


"Self-driving cars will be here any minute" - GBS guy who mostly posts about video games and doesn't know what LIDAR is

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


John Denver Hoxha posted:

Anybody who spends pages rambling on about something they don't really know anything about and doesn't really matter is a loving loser and a tool, so yes in so many words.
Lol, which is exactly what you've spent countless pages in two threads doing.

If this is how you act when someone contradicts your weird little fantasy, I'd hate to see what you say to your mom when she tells you to turn the console off and go to bed.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


You have nothing to add, you just come in and attack people for no reason on a subject you don't know anything about. Let the adults talk here.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Guy who knows things: "Car doesn't work during precipitation, which makes it pretty useless as a primary mode of transportation"

Video game guy: "nice hot take, retard"

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


John Denver Hoxha posted:

Guy who is not very good at coming up with clever "guy who..." Posts:


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I can't wait for self-driving cars to finally be available to the general public in thirty years. Gonna make my life a whole lot easier.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


https://forums.teslamotors.com/forum/forums/easy-bypass-put-hands-wheel-autopilot-nag-71-review-tips

Tesla hosts a thread on their forum explaining how to bypass the dead man's switch on "autopilot". Thanks for helping to decapitate dumb rich people, Elon!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The year is 2046, because that is thirty years from 2016. I use my mobile app to summon an Uber autonomous cab to take me to work. It arrives with several major body panels missing. The door pops open and I slide into the back seat, careful to avoid the piles of feces and used needles littering the floor. The car shudders off like an old shopping cart, because two of the tires are blown. "This is progress," I think to myself.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Edit != quote

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

post in this thread every time a person dies because a car was driven by a human and not a computer

If computers were available that could feasibly drive cars right now, this would make sense.

Sadly, they seem to be thirty years away.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


sudonim posted:

I think this is a good opinion and people will ignore it In this thread because they'd rather attach their ego to the time frame when full auto cars will be viable.

I went over that already and some dumb rear end in a top hat said that no one in their right mind would EVER think that "autopilot" means it drives itself.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Moridin920 posted:

this is p funny actually because just this morning I read an article about how Uber is having automated cars (in partnership with Volva) rolled out this year

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2016-08-18/uber-s-first-self-driving-fleet-arrives-in-pittsburgh-this-month-is06r7on


lmao


30 fuckin years my rear end in a top hat

I am in Pittsburgh and I have only ever seen an Uber autonomous car in one place, a flat and gridded, completely predictable area.

They are going to have two people in the car at all times in case the inevitable happens.

This isn't a "rollout", it's a beta test they're conducting on customers.

A person who knows more about it than you or I said thirty years, sorry if that fucks up your dreams for an anime high tech future.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


They literally do not work in the rain, which means they're useless 150 days out of the year here.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


No one moved goalposts. This is a beta test. Call me when they can drive themselves without human intervention across the sort of conditions you can reasonably expect to be normal (i.e. snow, rain, and so on).

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


GBS Man: "There are two people operating them during this beta test, clearly cars are ready to drive themselves at any moment"

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Moridin920 posted:

Cool well if they can't go from Beta test to full commercial production in less than thirty years then you might be on to something lmao

Here's another article I can't wait for you to handwave away somehow

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/17/business/ford-promises-fleets-of-driverless-cars-within-five-years.html

Ford has already shown a willingness to kill their customers, so no surprise.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Moridin920 posted:

CEOs of major automotive companies: "this tech will be on the streets in 5-10 years"

GBS Man: "no way someone told me that's IMPOSSIBLE so they must all be dumbos"


what kinda argument is this to fall back onto

honk honk

You're entitled to your opinion. In the meantime, give me a call when they're capable of driving in real world conditions.

http://jalopnik.com/this-is-how-bad-self-driving-cars-suck-in-the-rain-1666268433

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Moridin920 posted:

so Uber Ford and BMW and dozens of other major investors are pouring billions into a product they expect to have ready by 2021ish and you're sitting there going 'nope, it won't be ready until the 2040s because currently they are bad in the rain.'

I know it can hurt to admit it sometimes but maybe just maybe you're wrong and you're digging your heels in to avoid losing face or whatever? I mean dude I'm quoting you financial news and you're coming back with jalopnik.com

http://io9.gizmodo.com/5821954/1970s-nasa-film-predicted-wed-colonize-space-before-the-year-2000

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


It's great here, on the moon, which NASA said we'd colonize by 2000.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Like I said, send me a PM when you can go to the car dealer and buy a car that drives itself in every condition you would now be expected to be capable of driving in.

(Hint: It won't be by 2021).

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


It is mind-blowing how many people there are who are emotionally invested in living in a high tech Neo Tokyo and get enraged when you suggest it may not happen soon.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Moridin920 posted:

it's mind blowing how you reach this conclusion, and not simply the conclusion that we don't believe you when you say X but everyone else from CEOs of major automotive companies to start up engineers to programmers are going 'this will be done within a decade or two.'

I mean bro super smart scientists and people in the field said the Human Genome Project would take decades and decades and decades but hey technology advanced and we knocked that poo poo out in less than 15 years. That's better indication of how this will go than some random 70s NASA video.

I'm not the one saying it's thirty years off, the director of the project at Google is.

http://spectrum.ieee.org/cars-that-...ades-for-others

Waiting for that PM.

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Moridin920 posted:

oh you mean the dude that just left that project lol

Sounds like he knows something we don't

We can sit here and argue about this all day, but we've been on this merry-go-round before and it degrades into people who are like Star Citizen enthusiasts but about this technology calling people who have serious questions about it "retards".

PM me when you can go to the car dealership and buy a self-driving car that can work in any conditions you would reasonably be expected to drive in.

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