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It's common among some goons to laugh about the different things that could happen to your balls, such as "recreate 9/11 by flying a 747 into my balls", "play time crisis except instead of a lightgun and arcade machine it's a hammer and my balls" and:fuckmefuckface posted:crush my balls with primitive tools Big Beef City posted:Let's watch GI Joe and every time Destro appears you just pulverize my balls with a jackhammer and once the show is over you drive over me with a truck TEAYCHES posted:im gonna crush my balls for some sweet government money Hell Yeah posted:feast on my balls and wash it down with my piss at cafe gbs fuckmefuckface posted:let my balls live until old age and shoot them in the back of the head while they're holding their grandballs Big Beef City posted:Go on an easter egg hunt but instead of easter eggs that you find it's my balls and instead of a frustrating search I've conveniently placed a neon sign reading "Here's my balls!" with a downward pointing arrow on my stomach and I'm already in your house for your convenience. fuckmefuckface posted:shoot my balls into space and let them freeze until martians find them fuckmefuckface posted:put my balls in a crystal pepsi reduction and: sex idiot fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Jul 14, 2016 |
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finally a thread where I, the man who wants nothing more than to have his shameful balls pummeled into oblivion by a gang of militant feminists, can be himself
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Jul 13, 2016 15:48
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I think that crushing balls is a bad idea.
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Jul 13, 2016 15:49
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Boil em mash em stick em in a stew
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Jul 13, 2016 16:01
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Hit my balls with a driver
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Jul 13, 2016 16:13
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i thought this was a callout thread for volume, who is notorious for having a sweaty ballsack.
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Jul 13, 2016 16:24
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Twist them off like a bottle cap.
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Jul 13, 2016 16:24
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Serious Frolicking posted:i thought this was a callout thread for volume, who is notorious for having a sweaty ballsack. same lol
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Jul 13, 2016 16:25
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when my balls get into a tragic state I just get some generic brand athlete's foot spray and spray 'em down good and it sorts everything out right quick
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Jul 13, 2016 16:31
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Serious Frolicking posted:i thought this was a callout thread for volume, who is notorious for having a sweaty ballsack. tragic
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Jul 13, 2016 16:41
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try to use my balls like a boxing bag but every time you throw a punch they retract up into my body only to drop down immediately after you miss your punch, both to mock your attempt and also so that they drag sensuously along the back of your retreating hand.
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Jul 13, 2016 16:44
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Volume's got weird balls this is common knowledge both here on the web and in the real world where young women laugh viciously at him about his strange shaped sack which they can sense intuitively and make gagging mime motions when his back is turned in reference to the mixed scent of rotten scrote and ball based Old Spice deodorant grease that wafts about him in a Pigpen style cloud
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Jul 13, 2016 16:46
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Shaquin posted:Volume's got weird balls this is common knowledge both here on the web and in the real world where young women laugh viciously at him about his strange shaped sack which they can sense intuitively and make gagging mime motions when his back is turned in reference to the mixed scent of rotten scrote and ball based Old Spice deodorant grease that wafts about him in a Pigpen style cloud Came here to post this
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Jul 13, 2016 16:49
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Volume posted:Came here not so sure about this based on your tragic ball state
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Jul 13, 2016 16:56
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it's open season on goon balls. girls HATE them.
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Jul 13, 2016 17:17
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My balls are fine. They are a bit dry though 
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Jul 13, 2016 17:19
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I like to shave my dick and balls and wash them in exotic mineral oils then pork everyones mom.
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Jul 13, 2016 17:23
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I've got freakishly large balls FYI. I think its a medical condition. 
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Jul 13, 2016 17:26
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launch my balls into space and let them behold the earth's majestic glory from afar, changing our entire view of humanity and the world
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Jul 13, 2016 17:31
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You fall off the edge of a cliff but just manage to catch onto a protruding branch within arms reach of the top. You cry out for my help, but instead of just reaching down to pull you up I unravel my abnormally long scrotum and urge you to climb my balls before your strength gives out.
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Jul 13, 2016 17:35
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send my balls back in time and have them be smelted and worked into the nails that pinned jesus christ to the cross
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Jul 13, 2016 17:36
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If anyone cared about the rest of y'all balls they'd make a thread for it. Please stay on the topic of my balls
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Jul 13, 2016 17:41
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Throw my balls into a volcano to appease the fire god and ensure a good harvest in the coming year
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Jul 13, 2016 17:43
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Kuato posted:I've got freakishly large balls FYI. I think its a medical condition. i had a ball like that as a kid. they drained the fluid out and that solved the problem for good.
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Jul 13, 2016 17:53
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incorporate my balls into a mosaic art piece and post it on your etsy but it never sells and just sits around your house for like 15 fkin years
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Jul 13, 2016 17:55
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my balls are empty, I drained them last night
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Jul 13, 2016 17:55
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Jul 13, 2016 17:56
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the other day i drove by a horrid smell and thought it was a scunk but it was just volume's balls so its ok
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Jul 13, 2016 18:16
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i piss on my balls and i like the smell of it!
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Jul 13, 2016 18:17
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I have balls of steel
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Jul 13, 2016 18:20
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TheShazbot posted:my balls are empty, I drained them last night I might have your mom look into my "issue", she can empty them good I bet. 
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Jul 13, 2016 18:20
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dehumanize your balls and face to bloodshed
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Jul 13, 2016 18:20
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This thread is actually good timing cause I shaved them just last night and they are nice and smooth
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Jul 13, 2016 18:22
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nair my drat balls OP
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Jul 13, 2016 18:24
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pain olympics is by far the most worrying of the Ball State videos
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Jul 13, 2016 18:29
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numberoneposter posted:nair my drat balls OP It's an unpleasant feeling hth
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Jul 13, 2016 18:34
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wrap an elastic around my balls then start a betting pool on how long they will take to fall off.
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Jul 13, 2016 19:02
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Volume posted:It's an unpleasant feeling hth
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Jul 13, 2016 19:03
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numberoneposter posted:nair my drat balls OP NO THANK YOU, SIR! Once was quite enough. 
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My balls need a shave.
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