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I was feeling lonesome, so I drove three hours to the middle of meth contry see my ex. When I got there he said he wasn't "comfortable" with the idea of having sex with me. ): GBS, in your situation what would you do?
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i'll gently caress you but you gotta come in the side door so you don't wake up grandma
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Jul 18, 2016 02:22
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Shoot the poo poo for a while and drive back? 
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Jul 18, 2016 02:23
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Are you a girl? Why would you ever have to go that far for dick can't you just wiggle your butt or something?
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Jul 18, 2016 02:23
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Gas thread ban OP
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Jul 18, 2016 02:23
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Call first next time
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Jul 18, 2016 02:24
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Dave_Indeed posted:Are you a girl? Why would you ever have to go that far for dick can't you just wiggle your butt or something? And if you're a guy, isn't that what Grinder is for?
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Jul 18, 2016 02:28
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Dave_Indeed posted:Are you a girl? Why would you ever have to go that far for dick can't you just wiggle your butt or something? for serious. go to the nearest bar. you'll find someone willing to gently caress you
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Jul 18, 2016 02:29
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thread title should be op drove three hours to not get laid?!!
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Jul 18, 2016 02:29
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jackyl posted:thread title should be op drove three hours to not get laid?!!
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Jul 18, 2016 02:30
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I once drove 45 minutes to get laid
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Jul 18, 2016 02:30
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I once drove 45 minutes to get laid what was his name
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:what Kelly e: she only gave me a bj : (
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Jul 18, 2016 02:31
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20 minutes of action
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Jul 18, 2016 02:33
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You should have brought a printer with you OP.
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Jul 18, 2016 02:35
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Most of the guys on To Catch a Predator also drove 3 hours you fuckin perv
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Jul 18, 2016 02:36
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never thought id see roboshit again
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Jul 18, 2016 02:36
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parody thread I drove three hours to get paid?
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Jul 18, 2016 02:37
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Jonny 290 posted:never thought id see roboshit again Don't play with my emotions
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Jul 18, 2016 02:38
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Shoot the poo poo for a while and drive back? I actually stayed for two nights. There was a lot of cuddling & snuggling, and I pretended he was a cat. We also got dinner with his parents. Haha. Dave_Indeed posted:Are you a girl? Why would you ever have to go that far for dick can't you just wiggle your butt or something? Yes. SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You should have brought a printer with you OP. Why?
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Jul 18, 2016 02:42
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Go on Ok Cupid and click on whoever you want to bang you dufus, you're a girl you don't even have to do anything, just upload a picture and send "hi" as a message You can be weirdly sexually manipulative with them too, they'll put up with it for a few dates just like all your other boyfriends raton fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jul 18, 2016 |
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Jul 18, 2016 02:43
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how fat and/or ugly are you
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Jul 18, 2016 02:43
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:how fat and/or ugly are you if her ex is in the middle of meth country, and even HE doesn't want her, well... 
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Nirvikalpa posted:I actually stayed for two nights. There was a lot of cuddling & snuggling, and I pretended he was a cat. Did he crawl out of the room meowing to hide the fact he had an erection
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Nirvikalpa posted:I actually stayed for two nights. There was a lot of cuddling & snuggling, and I pretended he was a cat. We also got dinner with his parents. Haha. That was a two part question you turd.
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Jul 18, 2016 02:47
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How many miles did your ex carry a printer OP?
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Jul 18, 2016 02:47
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good to see goonic dysfunction does indeed transcend the gender divide.
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Jul 18, 2016 02:48
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Sheep-Goats posted:Go on Ok Cupid and click on the whomever you want to bang you dufus, you're a girl you don't even have to do anything, just upload a picture and send "hi" as a message How easy is it to find a guy to peg on Ok Cupid? ElectricSheep posted:Did he crawl out of the room meowing to hide the fact he had an erection I think his sex drive is pretty shot because of troon hormones. Yay. Dave_Indeed posted:That was a two part question you turd. idk the answer to the second part EorayMel posted:How many miles did your ex carry a printer OP? None
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Also I got really horny in the middle of cuddling, it was awk as gently caress
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I"d say six hours is the cut off point, but depends on how long its been since you've got laid.
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Jul 18, 2016 02:50
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Jesus Christ OP get your poo poo together.
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jackyl posted:thread title should be op drove three hours to not get laid?!! Seriosuly op Wheres the weenie?
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Jul 18, 2016 02:51
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next time make sure their penis works before setting out on an adventure
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Jul 18, 2016 02:53
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was he loving meth instead
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Jul 18, 2016 02:53
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Honestly op I get it, I'm from seattle but ended up moving after college for work, when I'm not dating someone where I live I usually have a couple old flames on the west side that I like to visit to have some solid weekends with. It's extra convenient because they're so much more progressive over there that I largely don't have to worry about their relationship status. Considering it's the same distance I travel to visit family/friends I haven't seen in a while i don't see how it's any sadder to get laid during the trip but I'm sure some goons will get upset either way.
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Nirvikalpa posted:How easy is it to find a guy to peg on Ok Cupid? It's hard to explain how hard things are for sex stuff to girls because anything more than getting dressed is an impossible labor to you but I can't imagine it's difficult at all Like you might have to have online conversations with four or five people before some 7/10 guy out and out agrees to it
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OP please find some healthier outlets (or inlets) for your loneliness, sounds like you should look for a new relationship closer to you, not some crappy old ex. If u are on the east-coast I run a rent-a-dick service that's free for female goons so feel free to hmu otherwise you will need to bite the bullet and online date imo
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Sintax posted:OP please find some healthier outlets (or inlets) for your loneliness, sounds like you should look for a new relationship closer to you, not some crappy old ex. If u are on the east-coast I run a rent-a-dick service that's free for female goons so feel free to hmu otherwise you will need to bite the bullet and online date imo Get 12 cats. Hey gently caress this thread lets all go to the Missing Cat thread. That shits out of god drat control.
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Sintax posted:OP please find some healthier outlets (or inlets) for your loneliness, sounds like you should look for a new relationship closer to you, not some crappy old ex. If u are on the east-coast I run a rent-a-dick service that's free for female goons so feel free to hmu otherwise you will need to bite the bullet and online date imo If you read her posts in the lady thread you will find out she's really only sexually interested in manipulating guys into stuff they don't want to do. Anything other than that doesn't seem to light a fire under her.
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u gotta put the mikes hard lemonade on the counter and then wait for him to get out of the shower, dawg
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