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Puppy kisses?
Hell yeah puppy kisses
Eugh nasty.
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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

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I let my dogs chew up my food a little before I eat it because their mouths are cleaner than ours. Hopefully all the clean slobber will trick all my missing teeth into growing back some day.

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

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I wish dogs could talk because I'd love to know what it was thinking when that dolphin came out of the water. My dog Ozzie (Rip :() saw a turtle come out of a stream once and he about lost his mind with fear and just wanted to go home.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

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He was also scared shitless of birds too, though.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

I like to get puppy kisses by putting peanut butter on my willy

I went to high school with a girl named Kibbles and Bits who got drunk and did something similar at a party.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

My dog was afraid of thunder

Growing up, my dad had to have brain surgery. He was gone for like 2 months, and when he came back his head was shaved. His dog, Fritz, who was his best friend, freaked out and would only get excited seeing my dad if my dad wore a baseball cap. So for the next 2 months or so, my dad had to wear a baseball cap around the house and while he slept, or his dog would never stop trying to attack him.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

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What am I looking at?

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

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That's not that poor doggies blood, is it?

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