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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

It has come to my attention that country music is in serious trouble and in fact, may be dead. It has apparently been replaced with generic pop songs that have a little twang or acoustic guitar added. This has enraged people.

Take a listen to these three current "country" hits and let me know your thoughts on this very serious matter. (can we possibly blame Garth Brooks?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUF6Mh1pbyo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoH9klMK1rg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FhRhzAWzLA

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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I like everything except country and rap

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Go to country concerts to pick up chicks

Otherwise OP i think you should kill yourself

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Is it really a "crisis" if it's been going on since the mid-1970s?

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Ein cooler Typ posted:

I like everything except country and rap

Same except I like rap

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

In all honesty, I don't know a lot about country music, but from what I do hear, it does seem like it's just pop now. Even a decade ago a lot of the hits were coming from Toby Keith, Alan Jackson, George Strait, which certainly sounded a lot different than the three songs I put in the op.

To be clear I don't care, but it is interesting how it evolved, and how everyone bitches about it, but seems to still listen,

schmitty9800
Feb 10, 2003

this is the biggest no click zone in the history of thread

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


can someone tell me if this is country or not because i honestly can't tell anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cp6mKbRTQY

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

They need to bring back songs about killing sprees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFMPq0eW4o

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Is Taylor Swift what did it? Country stations played a lot of her country/pop transition songs didn't they?

I dunno, does anyone actually know anything about this??

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
It's 2016 and all we got is trap and bro-country, deal with it

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Taylor Swift was the death knell of country, a rich little blonde with no rear end or hips singing songs about her teen bullshit problems, give me a loving break. Should have had Loretta Lynn slit her throat.

Now all we have is old Ray Price albums we can only pull out and sigh, good bye country, we'll always have Dwight Yoakam, until he eventually drinks himself to death, the way any respectable country man do

PallasAthene
Dec 6, 2010

Why, vixen, have you again set the gods by the ears in the pride and haughtiness of your heart?
Country's intended fan base has gradually shifted from guys who ride horses and work on tractors to "rednecks" who stand around all weekend wearing pink polo shirts and a Mossy Oak baseball cap while they hold a $40 Yeti cup and live the "Patio Lifestyle" so the shift in music style was inevitable.

I blame that stupid Red Solo Cup song for starting the trend.


Still....:sigh:

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta
Watching rednecks drive around town blasting pop music will never stop being hilarious

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
"Why, hell yeah, I'm a redneck! I got a truck and everything!"

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
She thinks my tractor is sexy! I think she's mentally ill

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



ElGroucho posted:

Taylor Swift was the death knell of country, a rich little blonde with no rear end or hips singing songs about her teen bullshit problems, give me a loving break.

That said, I'd still put my "D" in her "V", if you know what I mean. :boom:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
ITT we now post good country in remembrance, RIP country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zprRZ2wFQD4

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

ElGroucho posted:

ITT we now post good country in remembrance, RIP country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zprRZ2wFQD4

agreed.



here is known singer trace adkins singing his magnum opus "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk", the last great country song imo ("In My Opinion") https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVguvNE7qc

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

drat horror queefs posted:

agreed.



here is known singer trace adkins singing his magnum opus "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk", the last great country song imo ("In My Opinion") https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVguvNE7qc

I'm a big fan of his tractor commercials

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ3dcJZ_J3g

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Other people we can possibly blame:

Brad Paisley
Big & Rich
Keith Urban?

PallasAthene
Dec 6, 2010

Why, vixen, have you again set the gods by the ears in the pride and haughtiness of your heart?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEpkdFYRlFU



and its heir apparent


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDRfrVMrV6Q

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-dLAg15e6Y

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

OctoberBlues posted:

Other people we can possibly blame:

Brad Paisley
Big & Rich
Keith Urban?

There hasn't been a good new country act since gram parsons, so you can blame the entire industry

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Florida Georgia Line destroyed my relationship

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Garth Brooks, Faith Hill, Shania Twain and Keith Urban are maybe the combo I'm thinking of. A lot of country that crossed over into the mainstream in a time when MTV and VH1 almost literally played ZERO country music with those almost being the only exception.

Oddly enough, I have a sampler CD from the 90s that had an early Big Kenny song on it from before his Big & Rich days and here's the video: This looks and feels like a college alternative thing from the 90s more than a country music act.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqM0F7hqL7o

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




More good country music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB7xMQjLzwc

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WMBhMTVfV0

PallasAthene
Dec 6, 2010

Why, vixen, have you again set the gods by the ears in the pride and haughtiness of your heart?

OctoberBlues posted:

Brad Paisley

The most frustrating thing about Braid Paisley is that he has about three kickass songs on his CD, and you have to skip the rest. But I was still a teenager when I got to see him at Austin City Limits, and I was so impressed that I'll probably buy every CD he puts out even when he's just releasing Taylor Swift and Craig Morgan covers.



No. Just no. That whole Muzik Mafia group was utter poo poo. But then again, I was in college when their friend Cowboy Troy dropped this turd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUPK9z59yUc and I got called a racist for not liking it, so maybe I have some repressed anger at them for that.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


country music is actually good.

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


ElGroucho posted:

ITT we now post good country in remembrance, RIP country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zprRZ2wFQD4

:rip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZPToXstS8M

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

This one is good as gently caress, thanks

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIxBmyRQlwQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BY0fT9Qdt4

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUyzLvuhbps
Is this more country or western?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in_c-uJM15M

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


ElGroucho posted:

good country

:laffo:

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

truck stuff and butterscotch butts

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




The Kingfish posted:

country music is actually good.

you forgot the part where you say "for me to poop on"

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007
nashville mafia

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