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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Make fun of YOUR GIRLFRIEND in this thread!
 
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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
 Her boobs are just way to comically oversized.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tom Gorman posted:

she's on the couch watching The Banger Sisters (2002) and was scratching her butt when I walked in and then tried to pretend she wasn't but the cover-up attempt was way too obvious

Take a whiff of her butt and report back.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Radical Catholic posted:

my girlfriend is angelina jolie from hackers. fuckin sucks at video games.

Same but, Tomb Raider

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

How many times has your girlfriend stabbed someone's eyes out with her tits?

Including me?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

I'm so sorry, that was insensitive of me. I'm guessing your blind by now!

I get by.

Thank you though.

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