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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Make fun of YOUR GIRLFRIEND in this thread!
 
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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
my girlfriend doesn't exist lol

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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Huge Lady Pleaser posted:

My girlfriend gave birth to a gay rear end goon named LP0 ON FIRE lol

But is she hot? :pervert:

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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Tom Gorman posted:

she's on the couch watching The Banger Sisters (2002) and was scratching her butt when I walked in and then tried to pretend she wasn't but the cover-up attempt was way too obvious

I dunno.. scratching your butt should be normal if you've been together for a bit. Scratching your crack is a different story though.

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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

VendaGoat posted:

Same but, Tomb Raider

How many times has your girlfriend stabbed someone's eyes out with her tits?

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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

VendaGoat posted:

Including me?

I'm so sorry, that was insensitive of me. I'm guessing your blind by now!

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Make fun of YOUR GIRLFRIEND in this thread!