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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

canyoneer posted:

Walking out of movies that suck is the rational thing to do. They've got your $10, that's gone forever, but you are still in command of your 2 hours. If you stay you waste both, if you leave you only wasted $10.

Just steal everything and never lose your money to the pig-dogs.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

genesplicer posted:

I walked out on "Airplane". Not because I didn't like the movie (it was part of a triple feature, "Airplane", "Airplane 2" and "Airplane"), but because I was on a date with my girlfriend, and when "Airplane" came on the second time, she suggested that the time might be better spent back at her house.

Why would they show the same movie twice?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

reignofevil posted:

Just steal everything and never lose your money to the pig-dogs.
hello comrad what are you doing this weekend are you down for some permanent revolution???

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
i saw the chernobyl diaries with a group of people. i think we're prob the only people to actually enjoy that movie.

group of dumb teens go to pripyat escorted by russian bear man. we were making 'russia drink vodka eyyy comrade i buy bear' jokes because it was that hamfistedly bad an accent. one of the first jump scares in the movie theyre on the top floor of an abandoned high rise and the absolute worst loving cgi bear charges out of nowhere down a hallway. like huge buildup to the most confusing and not scary jump scare in history. we were the only ones who laughed and i dont see how

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnSWmnfYd_I

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Gaunab posted:

Why would they show the same movie twice?

Pre internet was a dark time.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

My roomie started choking in a really dramatic fashion when the more guesome scenes came on in Green Room, I thought it was a joke but it did turn out he was vomiting from shock and had to leave

My face while watching that movie: :yum:

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Varg posted:

my ex gf made me walk out of one of the hills have eyes movies after like the first few minutes because they killed a dog right at the beginning of the movie and she was like nope can't do this

One of my relationships in college ended I think in at least some part because I showed her that movie as a "really good horror movie I saw recently". She made me turn it off in the middle of the scene where they burn the dad and get into the trailer and kept asking me why I liked it and broke up with me a couple weeks later.

I still think it's really good :shrug:

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
Die Hard 5 was loving stupid beyond belief and I walked out. Suicide Squad was doomed as soon as they cast Jai Courtney, the dude has never been in a good movie and I don't know how he keeps getting roles.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i didn't walk out of City Slickers but i did sleep through much of it with my winter jacket over my head

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Didn't we just have one of these threads a few months ago? Anyway, a friend was visiting for a few days and on his last day in town we decided to go see a movie with a few of our other friends. They all wanted to see Suckerpunch so we said okay, since we weren't going to have to pay for it (another buddy is the manager at that theater and we get in for free). About twenty minutes in I and my visiting friend decided the movie was terrible and that we were leaving, which upset some of our other friends, but it was complete loving garbage and his last day in town so we didn't feel bad about it.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
I was like fourteen when mom took me and my little sisters to Cheaper By the Dozen 2

I went to the bathroom and didn't come back. After half an hour mom stormed out into the parking lot and found me smoking my first ever cigarette

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.
I walked out of the movie The Spirit. The dialogue was so ham-fisted that I couldn't take it any more and left.

I also had the brilliant idea to sneak into Lady in the Water after my movie was over, but after I fell asleep during the intro I gave up.

Silhouette Wires
May 9, 2014

Never Knows Best
Only movie I think I walked out of was The Hulk 2006. Me and my cousin snuck in and both thought it was so awful we left. What a mess, I've never had a movie make me so angry. So what I'm saying is we hulked out of there

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
I've walked out of plenty.

Once you realize you can leave piece of poo poo movies and get your money back, why stay and watch them? You lose ten bucks and two hours that way. gently caress that.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
28 days later with my grandparents. They're zombie purists and don't appreciate fast zombies

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Not reading this, but I bet there are a lot of badass stories, and a lot of sacred cows finally being brought down a notch.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Only once, because I'm not a retard and can read the reviews before committing to spending the time and money to watch the movie :shrug:

That one time it was an organized event and featured a horrible Christmas/rom-com type of movie. I and a couple of coworkers left and got drunk in a nearby pool hall instead, then came back for the free food.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


You're boring enough that critics reviews work for you haha.

Too often ive liked movies critics hated and hated ones they liked. Its a loving 50/50 crapshoot whether or not critics got it right so the fact you're a boring turd who plays it safe 100% of the time just makes you boring not smart. "Not retarded" spare me fuckman

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Oscar Wild posted:

28 days later with my grandparents. They're zombie purists and don't appreciate fast zombies

A true purist would be aware zombies are not dead. Although they are slow, so maybe they are right.

I'm Hitler.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I considered walking out of a screening of the 2008 Incredible Hulk because there was a group of young kids standing on top of their seats pretending to be the Hulk. THE WHOLE. drat. MOVIE.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i walked out of cloverfield because it was so terrible and was making my ex motion sick

Nadir
Apr 12, 2003

It's only up from here
Moulin Rouge was such a piece of poo poo film I walked out after 10 minutes

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i got to go to some advance screening of a movie and thought that was cool but it turned out to be some tim burton musical with johnny depp in it and i wanted to leave real bad but i was with people who can somehow not want to kill themselves during a musical

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I came very close to walking out of another film called Another Earth. However, that theater sold beer, so I left half way through and got more PBR and soldiered on. Bad film!

Tell me your stories!

Just wanted to say I saw another earth in its entirety and I'm desperately jealous I wasn't shitfaced at the time

ColtMcAsskick
Nov 7, 2010
Suckerpunch is garbage trash for loving idiots. I left after 30 minutes.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i watched season of the witch from beginning to end on netflix while sober

i deserve a medal

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

hemophilia posted:

I went to ultraviolet by myself, but i was dropped off at like age 14, and I couldn't just leave, but I wanted to very badly. I did actually stand outside for a few minutes before i said gently caress it and went back in.

yeah ultraviolet was terrible

the plot is entirely incoherent, the protagonist woman is invincible and there's some poo poo about vampires that is never really explained

"I come from a place that you might not understand" or whatever was a terrible meme in that movie

dividertabs
Oct 1, 2004

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What made you feel the price of the ticket was not worth sticking it out to the end?

The one time I walked out (half an hour into the movie) I just asked at the front and I got a refund. I would think as long as it's reasonably early in the movie, most theaters would give your money back.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



ColtMcAsskick posted:

Suckerpunch is garbage trash for loving idiots. I left after 30 minutes.

Hey suckerpunch walker-outer buddy

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
Zack Snyder movies lend themselves well to walk-outs.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Million Dollar Baby. . . had to piss really, really bad.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Don't go to movies that you're likely to hate. If you do this accidentally with any frequency, do more research before you go drop your :10bux:

If you find yourself often unable to sit through things that are widely loved, consider the possibility that you may have bad taste.

General Dog fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Jul 25, 2016

Rubbergoose
Jul 13, 2006

Fallows posted:

The watchmen... more like neverending movie

Only movie I've ever walked out on. Zack Snyder can suck a big blue dick for that one.

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.
closest i ever came in my entire life was Jurassic World and i saw Friday After Next in the theater

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Vulture Culture posted:

closest i ever came in my entire life was Jurassic World and i saw Friday After Next in the theater

Jurassic world wasn't good but come on movie hipater elite guy it wasn't walkout bad you retard masterbater

a cloth map
Oct 29, 2011

No thanks. I'm a Government man.
I walked out of Elephant. It's a Gus Van Sant movie about a school shooting. It was just too intense and really pretentious. It doubly sucked because my friends loved it and HAD to talk about how important it was and how could I walk out of it? Plus Van Sant directed that horrible Psycho remake so I really can't forgive him.

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
I walked out of "I am Legend."

At the time I went to see it, it was a random impulse of the guy I was dating at the time to go see it. I knew absolutely nothing about the film before that. It sounds really loving lame, but for some reason the zombies in this film particularly frightened me. So yes, as a 20 year old, I walked out of a film because I thought it was too scary.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

vols bitch posted:

Jurassic world wasn't good but come on movie hipater elite guy it wasn't walkout bad you retard masterbater

Yeah it was. I had the sense to wait for it on red box, and it was so bad I was fast-forwarding through Dinosaur fights.

Dinosaur fights.

That movie was so bad the couldn't even make a loving dinosaur fight interesting enough to sit through.

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Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Yeah. I walked out of the last twilight movie after the wolf wanted to gently caress the baby.

Second time was The Hobbit.

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