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Moridin920 posted:on a side note make that VR program anyway but instead of nice guys a bunch of twinks with large penises (imgay) I'm sure Robert Yang will be all over that once he gets his hands on a Vive devkit. This guy  https://radiatoryang.itch.io/
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Blurred posted:Was creepy text theatre ever posted in this thread, btw? Penis in the sky. Penis in your eye. Penis make you cry. Penis make you die. The end.
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Aug 20, 2016 13:27
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Troposphere posted:pick is a real good friend Can I be your friend and borrow the stuff from you that you borrow from her? And then my friend can borrow it from me, and his friend can borrow it from him? It'll all find its way back, that's the power of friendship.
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Aug 23, 2016 03:31
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PallasAthene posted:I try not to be cynical, but when someone tells me they're doing a lunch run to "THA-co Bell and ask if I want them to bring me a kEH-sah-deeejah and a Baghhha Blast," after they just asked the dude next to me if he wants a gordita or enchirito it seems like they either think I won't understand the English pronunciations or that I might take offense and ride around the place on a horse firing pistolas into the air. No but seriously, how the gently caress are we supposed to pronounce things then? What should someone who's not Mexican say when they say taco? TACK-oh? Tuh-KOH? "TAH-co" is how it's pronounced, they pronounce it in every single Taco Bell commercial that way. It's the name of one of the whitest franchises in the US. And I pronounce a quesadilla "keh-sah-deejah" because that's how it's loving pronounced. Should I call gyros "JIE-rose" and croissants "crescent rolls"?
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Aug 24, 2016 02:40
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Gorilla Salad posted:I'll post this Saturday Night Live sketch again for those who still have problems understanding what PallasAthene et al were talking about : That video's not available in the land of Tehaco Belllllllll.
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Aug 24, 2016 16:51
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People that shower twice a day every day are loving neurotic. They're as bad as people who shower once a week but just from the opposite end of the obsessive-depressive scale.
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Aug 25, 2016 17:54
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Frosted Flake posted:A guy I met in basic started working out with me and once he started seeing changes in people's behavior it made him really angry. He would start to rant about how all women were whores and only interested in him now that he was fit. Which, technically was true, but not really the point. He was kinda despondent that nothing else about him would have attracted these women. It's almost like women don't like psychotically angry misogynists or something.
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Aug 25, 2016 18:16
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Moon Atari posted:I hate that all black guy on white girl porn gets a little back story attached about cvcking now, when it didn't in the past. Why can't the black guy and white girl be in a loving relationship? Why do we need to think some wimpy white dude is getting hurt by it in order to get off? Why can't the fifteen black guys be gangbanging the blonde chick purely out of love and camaraderie? Why do we need to think about some loser being tortured by mixed feelings of arousal and crushed self-esteem? Or what about bi-curious guys who don't need all that racism baggage in their sexual experimentation fantasies?
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Aug 25, 2016 18:38
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Moon Atari posted:also people should stop re-uploading perfectly vanilla porn so that it has a title that suggests incest. cut back on the incest in general. i don't need that in my life. i'm trying to have a good time and some motherfucker's daddy stepdaughter fetish comes along and makes me involuntarily think about how that is probably the most common child-abuse scenario and suddenly i'm donating to a women's charity rather than beating off like a had planned. poo poo, try digging through tumblr porn sites. You'll find so many porn pictures that have really badly-written captions detailing the blogger's own personal fetishes and applying them to the pictures.
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Aug 25, 2016 18:54
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Moridin920 posted:No no, the hotter you yourself are the more acceptable it is. Yeah, but the threshold for creepiness is way higher the more attractive you are. The hottest people in the world would probably have to literally be wearing a necklace made of the severed ears of previous people they've "dated" in order to come across as creepy. All a super ugly person has to do is say "Hi".
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Aug 25, 2016 19:42
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CrazyLoon posted:poo poo, for certain wild animal groups (apes/monkeys for chrissakes, how close can one get to humanity?) the alpha males are more often than not the first ones to die in fights or to hazards/predators, while the beta males just chill, live longer and ultimately gently caress more and sire more kids. You'd think said pseudo-intellectuals would at least bother to pay attention to nature vids, rather than just spout terms from it. I'm pretty sure the "alpha" of most animal species would be just be called a straight-up violent rapist in people terms. Just because the behavior is found in nature within animal groups doesn't mean it's desirable or the best thing for the species, the best thing for a species is cohabitation and mutual cooperation.
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Aug 26, 2016 00:52
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Who the gently caress is Dare is he the guy who just posts crazy word salad and has been popping up in GBS threads talking to nobody and saying nothing?
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Aug 26, 2016 01:08
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a dog from hell posted:Lurk more. A unique predicament.
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Aug 26, 2016 03:37
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Pick posted:and again, its biggest recommendation is "listen to people genuinely and take an interest in them" Oh poo poo, I thought you were supposed to blow people off and cut everything they say down with a sarcastic remark. To create a little mystery. Like a method, involving mystery.
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Aug 28, 2016 15:46
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Groovelord Neato posted:Roosh  Umm, is this guy walking the streets? Why hasn't he been extradited to one of these countries of offense and thrown into some kind of political prison? Because I'm pretty sure that guy's very existence counts as a war crime.
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Mr. 47 posted:I tried to maintain the illusion that I don't poop, but I live with my girlfriend and she does not always respect the barrier of a closed door. You see this door? Imagine how you'd feel if I went through this door to drop a deuce and never came back. And you'd never ever see me again. Did I fall in, did I climb out the window? Maybe I locked the door and strained my poo poo so hard I had an embolism and died, but you're too afraid to open it. The point is, I'm taking a poo poo and I'm never coming back. Now how do you feel? Just imagine it, just imagine the closed door.
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Sep 1, 2016 19:28
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mind the walrus posted:If I get my dick a sweet trenchcoat do you think it'd be hot enough to ask that girl out? Sure, but don't feel bad when you have to lay there the whole night while your dick gets all the action.
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Sep 2, 2016 14:22
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:gently caress look at the gloss on Randy's card! "Compromised" is, I'll assume, code for "ever had a penis in your vagina at any point in your life".
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Ante Christ posted:I've known only one person who handed these out. It was at a party, and this cute woman who was really quirky handed me a card. Her autism was kind of endearing until about a month later she's calling me looking for a place to stay because she was kicked out of her house for spraying mace on her roommates. The sad reality of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl.
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dads_work_files posted:Neil Hamburger cosplay 
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Sep 4, 2016 15:42
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Those pictures of him creeped me the gently caress out, but watching the actual video he just seems like a really friendly dude. He just happens to look like a 9 year old boy who looks like Imogen Poots. When he's in his 60's he'll probably still look the same, same smooth skin and face, he'll just have gray hair like he dyed it or something.
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Sep 5, 2016 18:26
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If only Elliot Rodger took the time to just enjoy a Sonic Limeade. This boy man is an inspiration.
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Sep 5, 2016 18:40
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That guy is the real-life, modern day Harold from Harold and Maude. Little Lord Fountaindrinkerboy
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Moridin920 posted:also studies show hospitals treat uglier people first because the staff unconsciously think 'that person needs more help' lol There was some study that also showed that if you're above-average to super-attractive then doctors will even misdiagnose or say that you're totally fine even if you're literally dying of cancerAIDS. But if you're attractive and also wealthy then they'll bother to run the battery of tests that might save your life. So basically, don't be poor and hot or you'll die of something trivial.
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mind the walrus posted:This talk about dick sizes reminds me of a tumblr I stumbled across and seems relevant to this thread about British Politics and 5 year-old video games. It's comforting to know that even the hugest dicks in the world are still only a few inches bigger than mine, and not like over-half-a-foot bigger than mine.
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pushpins posted:In a just universe Elliot Rodger has been reincarnated as a dog As a dog owned by a gross fat pervert who makes Rodgerdog lick peanut butter off his balls. And he'll love it, because he's a loving dog.
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The Tao Jones posted:10. Who the gently caress is that even I thought it was Bruce Willis, but I couldn't find any pictures of him playing lovely Bruce Willis Blues wearing that hat so IDK
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I don't know who the gently caress these guys are, but that lead singer is like a dead ringer for a guy I know. And the guy I know was a massive nerd who had serious Nice Guy Issues, but then he decided to start compensating by branching out and having other interests besides anime and video games, and he started exercising a lot like jogging every single day and he took care of his hair and general appearance and dressed well. Now he's like this super-handsome guy with chiseled features who's traveled the world and poo poo, except if you spend any time around him you can tell he's the exact same person. He's still super-neurotic and nervous, he still has serious issues with women and he's really possessive and jealous of anyone he dates.
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Travis343 posted:Eat poo poo, keeping a cat outside is basically a death sentence Unless you live in the country, an outside cat is not "your cat" it's just "a cat you feed when it's around". And it's going to die, either in the road or poisoned or shot by some crotchety rear end in a top hat. e: Also yeah, "outside cats" within town/city limits will annihilate bird species. Don't loving keep your cat outside, but if you can't even manage that then at least get them fixed.
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Wait wait wait, what the gently caress is a "gymcel"? Is that fancy autistic robot speak for "someone too lazy to exercise ever"?
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There was a Cannon Films documentary where they talk about that movie. The reason it's so loving weird is that it was originally an Israeli movie set in 1950's Israel: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_American_Virgin They just changed a few minor details and the setting and remade it.
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