gigawhite posted:

Look at all them white dudes

GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:

You have Zac Efron in a fedora as a 5 lmao

Al Cowens posted:

Al Cowens posted:

crackton posted:

some content for the thread after all my shitposting:


The mental gymnastics and self denial that these people take is oustanding: "How dare someone suggest I try to lose weight, or learn what these normies refer to as "social skills". That would take like a bajillion years, and besides there's nothing wrong with me, my mother says I'm perfect!"



edit: moist hole

phasmid posted:

If you have any knack/desire, trying out accents on people can yield surprising results. But if you're American, don't try to sound like Dr. Who unless your mark is reeeeeal stupid.

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I know a Darfur orphan has faced considerably worse obstacles in his life, and that nothing I get into could possibly compare.

I've run into a little issue with my current girlfriend, but I guess I should start from the beginning. In high school I was always a bit nerdy - low self confidence, sneaking out of lunch to play D&D, etc. The one thing I did like to do was act, though. My one knack in acting was my ability to pick up various accents - it came very naturally to me, and soon I was receiving compliments from actual foreign students.

The one thing about high school was that I never even got so much as a girlfriend. During the summer break between senior year and college I began to do some thinking as to how to improve myself for "the best years of my life," and for whatever reason at the time I decided to adopt a completely new personality. I was no longer a nerd, but a relatively normal Australian guy named John. This sounds a bit weird, but I really got into this, started taking up new hobbies (lifting weights, watching sports) and my life effectively turned around.

And then I met my current girlfriend, Katie. She's really quite perfect in every way for me, we make each other laugh, enjoy each others' company and warmth. We've been going out for a couple of months now, and lately she's been bugging me to meet my family. The only issue is, my family is an average family from New Jersey. I can't exactly bring her back to my parents' house and sit down and have a meal with her as if everything is normal. I'm really at a loss as to what to do now, so I'm turning to the Internet for help.

5er posted:

This guy is a creeper who won't tolerate any emotional bond except one to him. Dog saves the day again.

green chicken feet posted:

Is there a special term for female "nice guys", or are they called "nice girls"? Like frumpy, socially-maladjusted girls who get friendzoned because the guys would rather be with nasty bimbos wearing swastika nail decals and I <3 Satan bikinis (and not because the nice girls are awkward and offputting). I don't think this has been answered yet in the thread, although after 170+ pages I can't remember.

Also, I think this is about the best username and post combo ever: