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Pick posted:the cock carousel this term has never really made a whole lot of sense to me. like what i think these hosed up weirdos are trying to say is that all girls are out there loving endless amounts of dudes, but that's not how a carousel works. on a carousel you pick one seat for the whole ride and if you try to switch you'll probably fall down like a dingus "penis buffet" would be much more accurate for what the apostles of jon pop are going for.
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the descendents are without question the ultimate nice guy band. like their two most popular songs are about being friendzoned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXbPlFgSfao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHd-PLgKlbs
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Blurred posted:Was creepy text theatre ever posted in this thread, btw? that first chick looks like darkwing duck
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Moridin920 posted:dunno know that I've ever seen someone blame the holocaust on women before somebody hasnt seen the documentary "ilsa: she wolf of the ss"
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every time i see this thread title i read it to the tune of "Don't Cha" by the pussycat dolls featuring busta rhymes
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Aug 27, 2016 15:46
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Moridin920 posted:Ozymandias is dope it's the truth. dude was: super smart, rich, athletic, brutally handsome, a successful entrepreneur, owner of a cool pet, and probably pounded out a ton of dudes too of course weird internet men relate more to the weird, ugly hobo who had no friends and died a virgin
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Aug 30, 2016 23:53
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Cumslut1895 posted:not that depressed, not that angry. It's just a bit like generations-deep wealthy people with massive trust funds telling poor people that they just need to work harder go into any food lion and i guarantee you will see a ton of couples that look straight out of an 1800s circus act.
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Aug 31, 2016 00:40
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thats me
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i learned some cool new words when i went to philadelphia: jawn (but don't call a girl a jawn, that's disrespectful) and oldhead. kinda redeems that whole lovely city and its horrible accent
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Sep 9, 2016 23:24
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hearing somebody ask for "wudder" literally made my skin crawl lol
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Sep 9, 2016 23:28
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Dapper_Swindler posted:lol. it sounds like everyother dumb lovely sex/boob/porkys "comedy" from 70s/80s/90s. whats unique and kind of interesting is that the ending of the last american virgin is basically one of those redpill comics 30+ years before they existed
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Dapper_Swindler posted:explain. i need to hear how bad it is. quote:Eventually, Rick gets Karen pregnant after they have sex only once, and he leaves her. Gary decides to help Karen pay for her abortion by selling most of his possessions and borrowing money from his boss. After the abortion, Gary and Karen spend the remainder of the weekend alone together in Gary's grandmother's house. Whilst nursing her back to health, Gary tells Karen that he sincerely loves her. Karen appears to reciprocate and they both share a tender kiss. Karen invites Gary to her 18th birthday party the following week. Gary scrapes up a few more dollars and buys Karen a gold locket for her birthday.
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