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One hyper fat kid in my high school used to wear a plain grey t-shirt that said "LOCAL SPORTS TEAM" and every drat time he wore it he'd talk about how dumb people are for liking sports until one girl he'd been pulling the nice guy routine on told him "maybe if you were more open to enjoying sports, you wouldn't be such a fat sack of poo poo." He just took it like a bitch, sat in complete silence, and pretended tears weren't welling in his eyes. It was glorious. He never did wear it after that, but also never got into sports afaik. KomodoWagon fucked around with this message at 10:47 on Jul 28, 2016 |
# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 10:13 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:55 |
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*gestures towards pile of meat powder*
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2016 07:53 |
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Don't forget Men Going Their Own Way (no homo). e; beaten like a MGTOW stepchild KomodoWagon fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Aug 2, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 13:50 |
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Can I have your organs when you inevitably crash to your death
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 14:38 |
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PallasAthene posted:It's not the motorcycle, its having the right sunglasses to wear while riding it that make you cool. (Goes without saying that only nerds wear helmets.) Shutter shades, no helmet, cool party clothes instead of bike leathers. You're all set! Please will me your lungs.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 14:56 |
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Like Jeff are you kidding me
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 18:52 |
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Her: "I don't like you." Translation: "Your usefulness has passed, and unless you start being arrogant, aloof, and verbally abusive, I will never talk to you again. If you do, however, we will gently caress, just as I have hosed literally hundreds of abusive dicks specifically to hurt and manipulate you into holding doors for me." Her: "I like you." Translation: "I am a goddamn monster the likes of which have hitherto only existed in the darkest fantasies of caged lunatics, and you will fuel my vile being with your benevolent grace as I slouch towards Bethlehem to be born or you will SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES." Her: "I'm not even straight." Translation: "I AM OBSESSED WITH MY SEXUALITY. Her: "Hi." Translation: "Slay the living, reap the flesh of the unborn. Hail Satan.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 09:54 |
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Profondo Rosso posted:"must always think defensively" thats retarded lol. if every time you come across someone bigger or stronger than you analyzee ur escape routes and plan defensive maneuvers you got some serious problems. Lol for real, just carry a gun jfc
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 09:33 |
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I'm going to need the Latin word for "cocksmen." Google Translate isn't being helpful.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 10:44 |
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CubanMissile posted:Dudes really are scary though. Today I got a table tent thrown at my head by a probable rapist. Yup, you prevented a rape and possible long-term kidnapping/abduction or straight up murder. Pat yourself on the back goonette
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 13:22 |
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It almost certainly wasn't. Also dick pics or stop lying
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 14:08 |
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Same except he said he was gay and we made out
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 14:14 |
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DOOP posted:Tell that to my co-workers What kind of bullshit dead end do you work at? That's pretty drat unprofessional
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 14:16 |
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Troposphere posted:please do not gently caress birds You might be able to do an ostrich without causing it any permanent harm. I don't know if they have those in Asia. Cassowaries, maybe? But they'd just tear you to pieces.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 14:41 |
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mind the walrus posted:Where do Emus fit in on your "bird fuckability" scale? Right at the very top But they're not exactly Asian.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 14:51 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:I'm not joking I would legit be offended, rape would never cross my mind and I would be doing a nice thing walking a drunk home, and then to be accused of being a rapist Stop throwing table tents at people
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 17:18 |
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Decebal posted:That RapeX condom seems like a good idea for the ladies that think "possible rape?" every time they see a dude. Those spikes look nasty as hell ! It's a good way to enrage your rapist and get killed
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 17:42 |
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Clearly this is part of her long-term strategy to keep you holding doors for her and giving her compliments while she rides the cock carrousel behind your back. Sneaky bitch.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 10:06 |
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Professor Shark posted:Is this the same woman who would bring you beer? I hope not You let this happen you total cvck
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 12:46 |
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Moridin920 posted:I think that poo poo is no more or less common than it always has been, you just hear about it easily now bc the internet and modern technology. Bondage before Marquis de Sade: Man: "I wanna tie you up and gently caress you." Woman: "Okay I'm basically property and you seem cool with that so go right ahead." Bondage after Marquis de Sade: Man: "Verily, in order to connect with our basic human drives and emotions I shall tie you up and gently caress you so that we may connect on a primal level, reaching ever greater levels of mutual understanding and spiritual enlightenment." Woman: "Okay I'm basically property and you seem cool with that so go right ahead."
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 07:58 |
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rear end will never be absent from your life man like wtf just turn around jfc
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 07:25 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:Yeah, but you can't eat your own booty like groceries, can you? Get loving flexible you little buttbitch
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 12:41 |
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ahrehrejhejajaj posted:still raging about the native pussy stank on the subway that was my scent for the 2001 or 02 spring season This post would not look out of place in FYAD just fyi. You might want to make the move
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 12:45 |
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Rapes aren't reported and when they are they're not investigated because the majority of police are men, and men fall into three categories: 1) unapologetic rapists 2) pussies who wish they had the strength and courage to go through with a rape, but won't due to fear and insecurity 3) a teeny tiny minority of decent people. The problem with solving the problem is that in almost all circumstances, men will claim to be in category 3, which leads to the misleading idea that only a tiny minority would ever rape someone permeating society. We've progressed so far as to technically make rape a crime, but there's a long way to go before even a majority of men find it morally objectionable (even when you think the victim is a slut). It's funny how you can get every man in the world to blurt out "oh, rape is one of the worst things you can do to a person!" but when it comes to actually assessing cases of reported rapes, the discussion immediately takes a turn towards "well, why did she let that happen/what did she do to deserve this?" not to mention "don't ruin a man's life because of one tiny mistake!" In other words, the only thing seperating Roosh from most men is that he is more blatant and ballsy about the whole deal.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 07:37 |
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-Fleshlights modeled after specific porn stars' vaginas
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 14:38 |
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Moridin920 posted:lol gently caress you, rear end in a top hat I'm glad you learned a useful phrase in your high school psych class. Mr. 47 posted:Oh my god you loving goons. Didn't 4chan use to crack down on these sorry sons of bitches? It's been like six or seven years since I was on there but I seem to remember a lot of bans.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 17:33 |
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Pick posted:It is worth going on to a website that sells high-end women's vibrators. They are never as big as men expect. It is extremely uncommon to find a truly high-quality vibrator with and insertable length of over 6 inches. Most are from 3 inches to 5 inches. Even if your penis is very small, just get a vibrating cock ring. Trust and communication, and the vibrating cock ring, are the real important dimensions. Ah, but can it make you squirt? I am a confident gentleman of culture and fine discourse, and know how important this is. As a result, I know how to make you do it haha.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 07:33 |
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is this the Dilbert guy?
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 17:21 |
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Carmenita Scarfone
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 21:36 |
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To be fair it's pretty hard to write coherently while simultaneously orgasming for half an hour straight like a piggy
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 10:52 |
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Kurtofan posted:I know people who say feminazi irl
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 10:12 |
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Mr. Belding posted:She's a killer writer, but yes. adorable
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 07:22 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:because people like to be overtly racist on fbook without realizing it i saw someone posted an image macro with al capone on the left and a black kid on the right. the kid has baggy, low riding jeans. so on the left with capone they talked about how he was stylish and respected his mother and if he said he'd get you he would. on the right it said kid didn't know how to dress, disrespected his mother, and was all talk. so racist you're lionizing a semi-literate thug who only started dressing nice because that's how the movies portrayed the mafia. Lol Al Capone was literally a syphilitic moron. red19fire posted:And in the late 90's everyone in NJ claimed to be related to a 'made guy' and randomly inserted pidgin Italian words into sentences. And some 20 years later, we got the Great Gabagool Thread on GBS. All in all a great turn of events.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 15:28 |
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The Saurus posted:o poo poo they had nice guys too: Most of those are gay. I'm a huge prick
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 11:38 |
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Pick posted:I got my cat from a woman whose husband forbade her to keep it. The cat preceded her relationship. Dude was a jerk. Maybe he had good reason to think she was loving the cat?
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 07:53 |
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"One abortion please" "Ahh yes that will be $81,499"
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 14:44 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:55 |
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so uh hi lol *clears throat* how are you doin uhh lol *imagines breaking into your apartment and raping you* haha hope your doing great
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 17:36 |