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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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Carmant posted:

Will anyone be my gf

ok but i'll be the big hairy kind with a big dick who fucks your rear end

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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Dinosaurmageddon posted:

I think ladies smell nice and have a soft skin ;D

sometimes they go to the bathroom in my mouth :stonkhat:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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does the "end zone" in football have anything to do with the"friend zone" b/c i've watched over 9 football games and i've never seen anyone have sex

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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haha whoa i'll stick to tennis *tugs collar*

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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social vegan posted:

i love sex but i cant cum unless i think of how tall the eiffel tower is wow what strucutre

it used to be the tallest in the world but its not anymore. the world is a funny place

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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subhuman filth posted:

don't throw things during arguments, especially arguments with someone who is half your size and a quarter your strength.

during an argument i throw my gf really high up in the air and then catch her. she can't be mad at me after cause i saved her life

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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canyoneer posted:

Dave's not here, man.







if her next response is "yes" and dave's is "in my pants" then i love dave

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