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Carmant posted:Will anyone be my gf ok but i'll be the big hairy kind with a big dick who fucks your rear end
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 20:02 |
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I think ladies smell nice and have a soft skin ;D sometimes they go to the bathroom in my mouth
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 23:09 |
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does the "end zone" in football have anything to do with the"friend zone" b/c i've watched over 9 football games and i've never seen anyone have sex
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 16:09 |
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haha whoa i'll stick to tennis *tugs collar*
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 16:21 |
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social vegan posted:i love sex but i cant cum unless i think of how tall the eiffel tower is wow what strucutre it used to be the tallest in the world but its not anymore. the world is a funny place
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 17:15 |
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subhuman filth posted:don't throw things during arguments, especially arguments with someone who is half your size and a quarter your strength. during an argument i throw my gf really high up in the air and then catch her. she can't be mad at me after cause i saved her life
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 19:36 |
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canyoneer posted:Dave's not here, man. if her next response is "yes" and dave's is "in my pants" then i love dave
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 21:24 |