RobattoJesus posted:

Never listen to Dads.

je1 healthcare posted:

You mean BPD chicks? Fear of abandonment is a universal thing, it just bubbles to the surface in different variants of crazy.

But nice guys and borderlines suffer from the same problem of putting their needs first while thinking they're doing it all for the other person and then losing their marbles when no one wants to put up with their acts.

City of Tampa posted:

many years ago I worked with a goony dude that never got laid and I told him that he's riding the bus because he thought that he was too good to drive anything less than a Ferrari.

i don't know what happened to that dude but I always remembered my smart and clever anaology. hopefully he learned to love banging ugly chicks with hot bodies or fat chicks with pretty faces like I have

Necc0 posted:

yep. she wasn't even chubby she was awesome all around but she seemed to *really* like me which felt wrong so I ended it.

i'm a loving idiot


also- same. they got that oral fixation down pat

Howard Beale posted:

lonesomedwarf posted:

email me her email address

The Bible posted:

Also, MySpace angle time; big girl.

SaltLick posted:

What's the deal with dudes reaching out years later to apologize for poo poo they did in a past relationship? My girlfriend has had like 3 guys reach out to her and apologize for being lovely boyfriends in high school. Who gives a poo poo? Apparently from talking to her girlfriends its a known thing us guys do. Cant say that I've had the urge to apologize to an ex years down the line.

CubanMissile posted:

She told him that show sucked but not as much as his pick up artist skills. He got really angry and they left a big bold 0.00 as large as possible on the tip line of the receipt.

Moridin920 posted:

if you get corrective surgery you better inform future mates bc otherwise you are just lying and misrepresenting yourself

canyoneer posted:

Dave's not here, man.

Chomp8645 posted:

I just realized that Dratini must be a pokemon.

romanowski posted:

i'm gonna rock ur pussy again tonight baby just like last night ;^)

rakovsky maybe posted:

This is true of men too if you insert paycheck or strength for appearance. Kyriarchy is complicated.

PallasAthene posted:

Not having a magnum dong? That seems to be the go-to insult against guys, coming from both genders, and it seems to upset the majority of them way more than being called fat or ugly or weak or broke.

PallasAthene posted:

I dunno, see there's these commercials that sometimes come on after Adult Swim and apparently there have been some shocking advances in the world of over-the-counter ancient homeopathic sexual enhancement pharmaceuticals, and they're so confident about it, that anyone with a credit card can get a free sample...

Toph Bei Fong posted:

Cthulu Carl posted:

"It shrinks?"

Chomp8645 posted:

What in the world are you talking about?

Command Ant posted:

I don't think Patton Oswalt should be trying to get back into dating so soon after losing murdering his wife with food.

revmoo posted:

Moridin and Pick should fall in love, get married, live happily ever after, and never post on these forums again.

Moridin920 posted:

I knew this kid in middle school, nice guy, but awkward. He really liked some girl. He figured hey, I'll buy her some jewelry! Relevant info: dude had some rich uncle or something but basically he had as much spending money as he wanted. He bought this girl a ring worth hundreds of dollars and gave it to her out of the blue.

I told him that was a bad idea, because even as a 7th grader I could tell that was a little strange. He did it anyway. She nicely said 'dude I can't accept this,' was obviously a bit eked out, and said no when he asked her out.




bros spending money on girls will not equal pussy that's not how it works irl

SneakyFrog posted:

I also myself cannot resist ground hot dogs. they are the best thing.