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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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here's me (i'm the girl) lol just kidding, i'm the shoe in the background

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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*launches into 3 hour diatribe about the friend zone*

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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huh, from the original sequence of pics i thought the story was "she borrowed $90 from him, refused to pay him back and he got mad, oh and also wanted to gently caress her". made both of them out to kinda look like jerks.

real story: he spent some money on a date, didn't get laid, got mad and demanded some money to compensate.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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"A friend is nothing but a known enemy."

-Kurt Cobain

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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ok but i don't trust your images anymore, and i'll be reading them back to front.

so in this image, some girl calls a guy mental and he sweet-talks his way back into her heart using the memory of a lost love. :3:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

theres nothing wrong with being a nice guy but creepy pussies are the perps

there should be a law requiring dating sites/reddit/imgur to stick this statement at the top of their webpages

and follow that up with unblockable popups and audio cues screaming this statement every 30 seconds

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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PallasAthene posted:

Haha yeah, dudes always get wound up when she posts weekly yoga pictures of herself pretty much twisted into a pretzel, but one time she told a bunch of us girls in the break room that she keeps her sex life to "Once weekly, half an hour in missionary position and then separate showers" unless she's punishing the guy or she wants him to buy her something expensive.

BOY-FRIEND, THE HOUR IS UPON US, PROCEED WITH COITUS IF REQUIRED

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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Iron Prince posted:

this is fuckin great

never heard the term 'qt 3.14' used to describe a girl, and i'm kinda ashamed that i 'got it'.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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the guy didn't turn into a slobbering rage monster when rejected and call her a selfish bitch.

unironically the best 'nice guy'.

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

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