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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
1. Oprah Winfrey - ant

2. Jill Sobule - spider

3. Randy Quaid - gnat

4. Jackie Joyner Kersey - bee(s)

5. Kermit Frog - ant

6.Jason Statham - ant

7. Mia Wasikowska - palmetto bug

8.Gary Shandling - ant

9. Taylor Swift - moth

10. Garfield Cat - ant

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Ants are sour.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

If there was a medal for posting I would nominate you for a medal for posting

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
please like and subscribe for more top 10s!

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
15 years of posting

:yikes:

naem
May 29, 2011

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Salma Hayek

Nicolas Cage insisted on eating a real cockroach rather than a prop while filming Vampires Kiss.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Didnt Nick Cage eat a cockroach in some vampire movie?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
i really thought matthew mcconnaghey would be in that list

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i would like to apologise as i am very stressed out that my Honda is going to kill me. i got a letter saying my airbags could shoot fragments of metal into my face and the face of my passenger at any moment.

but they wont be able to fix it until october!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

JiveHonky posted:

i would like to apologise as i am very stressed out that my Honda is going to kill me. i got a letter saying my airbags could shoot fragments of metal into my face and the face of my passenger at any moment.

but they wont be able to fix it until october!

also they'll replace it with another airbag from the same place because there aren't enough airbags from other places

the system works

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

:golfclap:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Mozi posted:

also they'll replace it with another airbag from the same place because there aren't enough airbags from other places

the system works

in the recall letter they recommend that the passenger ride in the back for safety until they can fix. i cant do that, people will think i'm one of those piece of poo poo uber driver fucks

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


JiveHonky posted:

i would like to apologise as i am very stressed out that my Honda is going to kill me. i got a letter saying my airbags could shoot fragments of metal into my face and the face of my passenger at any moment.

but they wont be able to fix it until october!

You should get your sworn enemies to drive you around until you fix your issue.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
did taylor swift really eat a moth, that's super gross

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
A palmetto bug I can respect. The rest of these elitists get by just eating tiny little gnats or ants. Meanwhile 99% of us would be thrilled to only have to choke down a couple silverfish. Something the keep in mind next time your trying to swallow a live Burmese centipede.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Cantaloupe posted:

did taylor swift really eat a moth, that's super gross

She ate 15 live on stage once when one of her concerts was going badly and people were shouting freebird and throwing bottles. The whole moth eating went down really well though.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Someone do a cock joke.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJaGi6vL2Fo

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Lobsters are ocean bugs so all celebrities eat bugs.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
in INdependence Day there's a deleted scene where will smith eats a whole bowl of meal worms..
...its only in the japanese version though

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
spiders aren't technically insects

Neutron Bandit
Apr 28, 2008

Did the guy from The Mummy who had those scarabs enter his skin technically eat a bug?

I mean he ate them through his skin. and it may have entered his mouth through his skull.

AdolfHitler
Mar 21, 2009
the hollywood machine is doing their best to make eating bugs look cool. but im never going to do it.

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
you are what you eat

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Tectonis posted:

Lobsters are ocean bugs so all celebrities eat bugs.

Not vegetarian celebrities, and vegetarians are overrepresented amongst celebrities relative to the general population (of westerners at least, india/asia skew the comparison group for both vegetarians and eaters of bugs).

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Scully ate a bug for real in the x files one time

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

op doesn't know the definition of a bug
shameful

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i heard that the man from the vampure movie ate a bug. he was going to eat a prop but insisted on eating a real. i think he was one of the actors

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

lonesomedwarf posted:

i heard that the man from the vampure movie ate a bug. he was going to eat a prop but insisted on eating a real. i think he was one of the actors

you have this confused. the director decided to can the human actor he had originally cast, and instead the vampire he hired as a consultant was put into the role. but the vampire did not like bugs and he did not eat a real bug no.

e: the original actor may have eaten a bug but if he did obv that take isnt in the movie as all his takes were cut!

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Ozzy ate a bat.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCsGXclUhoQ

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Brando

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
This is a good list but I'm going to need to see you cite your sources in future

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i think nic cage ate a bug once

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Quote-Unquote posted:

Scully ate a bug for real in the x files one time

i had to look that up and I gotta say that it's pretty loving sexy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCsGXclUhoQ

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op didn't include his significant other and the inchworm???

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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Is the thing about Taylor Swift true? Because before this I would have said I'd kiss her mouth but now....?

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