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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


* Raw starts with a roster-wide meeting where Steph shames Reigns for taking the L last night, and Foley announces two fatal fourway matches for tonight: Cesaro vs Rusev vs Owens vs Finn, and Sheamus vs Zayn vs Jericho vs Reigns. The winners of the fatal fourways will fight in the main event, and the winner of that match will face Seth (the one who didn't take the pin last night) at Summerslam for Raw's belt, the WWE Universal championship. Yes, that's its name. Also announced for later: Charlotte defends against Sasha

* Finn pins Rusev in the first fatal fourway, advancing to the main event.

* Nia Jax squashes local jobber Britt Baker

* Golden Truth catch Pokemon

* Reigns spears and pins Jericho in the other fatal fourway, advancing to the main event. VINDICATION

* New Day celebrate their new title record and cereal by partying with fan Sonny Boy, which is interrupted when Gallows and Anderson attack. Sunni escapes, but hopefully this isn't the last we've heard or seen of Sunny's Boy.

* Neville defeats Mr. Irrelevant Curtis Axel, becoming Mr. Irrelevant in the process.

* Sasha submits Charlotte to become Women's champ

* Braun Strowman squashes a local jobber

Writer Cath posted:

It's like someone took all the sliders in Create a Wrestler and turned them all to the bottom.

* Enzo and Cass defeat Shining Stars in a tag match after Golden Truth pull a distraction playing Pokemon Go

* Finn Balor pins Roman Reigns to fight Seth at Summerslam for the first Universal Champ

Champs:
Universal: N/A (Seth fights Finn at Summerslam for the right to be the first champ)
Women's: Sasha Banks
Tag: New Day
US: Rusev
Mr. Irrelevant: Neville

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Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

welcome back, roman

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."
Sasha Banks is champ! Also the new swoopy camera is dope.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

looks like vince might be giving ro-man reigns the whole "you learn to eat poo poo and like it boy" treatment

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

someone said at the DNC thread that roman reigns lost to finn????

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!
Did Vince McMahon die?

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
Rip Roman.

Long live Finn and Sasha.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
What the hell? Who knew it was AJ Styles dragging Raw down this whole time?

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SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

RAM was... good? Wrestling is... ... fun?

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