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SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Smash it Smash hit posted:

As the smartest guy in this thread I think I am obligated to tell you lifting weights does not make you a competent fighter at all.

What about ufc fighting? I do tuat as a hobby

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Harald posted:

if you have a time machine and you have to choose between :

a) killing hitler, and
b) buying a winning lottery ticket

what is the right thing to do?

Neither I am happy in my current time. Everything is great because I am
So smart and wonderful





Next

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Harald posted:

if you have a time machine and you have to choose between :

a) killing hitler, and
b) buying a winning lottery ticket

what is the right thing to do?

If you have to ask, you're not very smart.

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


SurfaceDetail posted:

What about ufc fighting? I do tuat as a hobby

lol if you think UFC is a martial art

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Being in a gifted program used to mean you had good grades and a desire to learn as arbitrarily determined by your teachers. IQ didn't seem to be a factor in my pre-ap/gifted classes. That I scored around 125 on those tests every few years never mattered as I burned the gently caress out in middle school and was a perennial C/F student that barely graduated anyway, but hoo boy could I impress teachers on those cognitive tests. I'm so glad I'm a theoretical smarty pants when i'd rather be a retard with a work ethic tbh

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


someone lobotomize me.

Autumn Angel
Jan 18, 2014

Khazar-khum posted:

I went to a MENSA meeting. Once. They were so creepy I didn't want to be in the state as them, let alone the same room.

Why did you even go to one meeting? I'm not trying to judge or be mean, I'm just curious about what drives someone to be part of a group like that.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

The Endbringer posted:

lol if you think UFC is a martial art

What in your mind could i have said thatd make you believe i could wreck your holes

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



if i had a time machine i'd zoom zoom zoom (kaboosh!) in the furutre where i die

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

SurfaceDetail posted:

What about ufc fighting? I do tuat as a hobby

Hm.

drguildo
Apr 27, 2013

LISTEN TO THE CROWD ROAR IN ADMIRATION!
Who's going to break it to OP that 70 isn't a high IQ?

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Feb 11, 2007

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social vegan posted:

if i had a time machine i'd zoom zoom zoom (kaboosh!) in the furutre where i die

what if that's the reason you died?

Autumn Angel
Jan 18, 2014

SurfaceDetail posted:

I did #1 when I was 10 as a requirement for the gifted program. It took several hours from what I remember. And mensa is for idiots

That's odd that a gifted program would have such a requirement, but OK. At least you acknowledge that Mensa sucks so I can give you some of my [worthless] internet stranger points. Please don't assume that IQ score represents your current intelligence, since this can change with age.

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


SurfaceDetail posted:

What in your mind could i have said thatd make you believe i could wreck your holes

It's MMA dude, not UFC

(Mixed Martial Arts, not Ultimate Fighting Championship) :)

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Zorodius posted:

what if that's the reason you died?

zoom zoom to the grave can't wait

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Ufc fighting? You are sticking with that one?

You sure?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

The Endbringer posted:

It's MMA dude, not UFC

(Mixed Martial Arts, not Ultimate Fighting Championship) :)

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

if i had a time machine i'd zoom zoom zoom (kaboosh!) in the furutre where i die

You're not allowed on my time
Machine team ( tmt )

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i'd travel to the future to my funeral to make sure my retarded stepdad actually makes sure ig et buried with my miata he said I would but he's a garbage

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



st. peter is only goig to forgive all of the things i've done when he sees me cruising in my beige miata

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


Autumn Angel posted:

The most humiliating thing is to read up on the works of classic mathematicians. Leonard Euler was a loving BEAST.

Yes

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
also, how do you build a time machine?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Harald posted:

also, how do you build a time machine?

Very carefully :smug:

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Harald posted:

also, how do you build a time machine?

at the beginning Well, you have to start

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


isn't a clock technically a "time machine?"

I dunno, I only got a IQ of 47

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Harald posted:

also, how do you build a time machine?

smoke this crack and get in this buick le sabre

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
The best part about mma stuff is its a great place to meet women. We practice grappling men and women together so you get to 2nd base before you go out for coffee. Its a pretty smart thing if you ask me

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Well OP, if you were actually smart you would've figured it out yourself

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

SurfaceDetail posted:

The best part about mma stuff is its a great place to meet women. We practice grappling men and women together so you get to 2nd base before you go out for coffee. Its a pretty smart thing if you ask me

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


SurfaceDetail posted:

The best part about mma stuff is its a great place to meet women. We practice grappling men and women together so you get to 2nd base before you go out for coffee. Its a pretty smart thing if you ask me

:yikes:

Autumn Angel
Jan 18, 2014

Wait, are you actually arguing about mma?

That poo poo's dumb as hell. It's stupid poo poo for neanderthal dumbasses.

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

SurfaceDetail posted:

The best part about mma stuff is its a great place to meet women. We practice grappling men and women together so you get to 2nd base before you go out for coffee. Its a pretty smart thing if you ask me

ur fuckin dumb dude ahahahahahahaaa ya dingus

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



ya i like garbbing a fat sack of balls under the guise of some made up japanese gabagool about respect and honour lol

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Autumn Angel posted:

Wait, are you actually arguing about mma?

That poo poo's dumb as hell. It's stupid poo poo for neanderthal dumbasses.

dont sign your posts.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Fart Puzzle posted:

ur fuckin dumb dude ahahahahahahaaa ya dingus

turn your monitor on

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



ya annd i was thinking after we practiced high kicks we could practise some dick submission holds i've ben thinking about coach oh ya samurai farmers used to do them all the time to fight the emperor and they make me strong

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm very intelligent and ridiculously handsome

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Anymore tough questions that you dum dums need help with?

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm very intelligent and ridiculously handsome

This unironically

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