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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
HIV :synpa:

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hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Nooner posted:

he would have if the muslims didnt murder him in cold blood :sigh:

Technically the smoke killed him.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
africa aint never gon be right

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
so what the gently caress good is supposed to come of having sex with a dude who's nicknamed the "hyena," hyenas are like literally the most disgusting animals in the world, particularly the females

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I wonder how this idea even got invented.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


honestly, ur mostly loving children and old widows and ur also like guaranteed to have aids. sounds like a pretty poo poo job

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i'm the hyena irl

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

ama

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Do you have HIV or AIDS?

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
i like the part where someone got the idea that you can't get aids if you're morally a good person

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Agag posted:

Do you have HIV or AIDS?

yes and yes

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

i like the part where someone got the idea that you can't get aids if you're morally a good person

But enough about Reagan.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
aids is now a fairy tale disease that infects the bad guy and slowly kills him over a course of many agonizing years and everyone lives happily ever after

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


impressive

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
once upon a time there were three little pigs that built houses

the first little pig built a house made out of straw

the second little pig built a house made out of straw

and the third little pig built a house made out of straw because nobody around here can loving afford bricks what the gently caress are you talking about

then the big bad wolf came and huffed and puffed and blew all their houses in and ate all the little pigs up

and then the big bad wolf died of aids

the end

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
gbs alt-right crawling out from under trump's balls

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

once upon a time there were three little pigs that built houses

the first little pig built a house made out of straw

the second little pig built a house made out of straw

and the third little pig built a house made out of straw because nobody around here can loving afford bricks what the gently caress are you talking about

then the big bad wolf came and huffed and puffed and blew all their houses in and ate all the little pigs up

and then the big bad wolf died of aids

the end
Truly a beautiful culture in touch with nature.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

etalian posted:

I wonder how this idea even got invented.
I've never heard of anything like it before, so I'm betting it's something like this

Son of Rodney posted:

also lmbo at the idea that at some point there was some lionel lanley guy who managed to convince the villagers that their teen daughters need to sleep with him for "sexual cleansing"

"you know a girl with her virginity is like a lion with a spinning wheel. nobody knows how he got it, but it should be mine"



"But I guess this is more of a simbabwe idea"

Gaunab posted:

gbs alt-right crawling out from under trump's balls
I hope it's not 'alt-right' to be horrified by a practice of paying a man to rape young girls at their first menstruation.

Strudel Man fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Jul 31, 2016

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Gaunab posted:

gbs alt-right crawling out from under trump's balls

uh actually u cant say f** or make threads about india so gbs is double plus unoffensive now :smuggo:

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

so what the gently caress good is supposed to come of having sex with a dude who's nicknamed the "hyena," hyenas are like literally the most disgusting animals in the world, particularly the females

Because he was supposed to have sex with widows and other "undesirables," and hyenas are scavengers.

But having sex with 12 year olds is pretty disgusting so.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
imma take ur viriginity OP you lil pissbitch :wiggle:

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

imma take ur viriginity OP you lil pissbitch :wiggle:

Not in Africa you aren't!!!! :nyd:

Soul Reaver
Mar 8, 2009

in retrospect the old redtext was a little over the top, I think I was in a bad mood that day. it appears you've learned your lesson about slagging our gods and masters at beamdog but I'm still going to leave this av up because i think its funny

god bless
This all makes me very sad. :(

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
the hills have eyes wasn't a horror movie it was a documentary on life in rural Africa

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

SurfaceDetail posted:

the hills have eyes wasn't a horror movie it was a documentary on life in rural Africa
I don't think those two things are mutually exclusive.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Things the Hill have Eyes and rural sub-Saharan Africa have in common

1. Rape as a means of spreading genetic diversity to prevent inbreeding
2. Pedophilia
3. Cannibalism
4. Belief in magic or witchcraft
5. Violent hostility to outsiders
6. Below subsistence living
7. Disfiguring and deadly illnesses

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Trump would never approve of hiring a stranger to take an underage girl's virginity; he strongly believes that that duty belongs to the girl's father

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Plus why hire someone for a job you can easily do yourself. It's uneconomical.

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I would pay this heynia to come to GBS and cleanse the lot of you all.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
pretty sure the phrase a guy with HIV in africa is redundant in at least one way

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SurfaceDetail posted:

Things the Hill have Eyes and rural sub-Saharan Africa have in common

1. Rape as a means of spreading genetic diversity to prevent inbreeding
2. Pedophilia
3. Cannibalism
4. Belief in magic or witchcraft
5. Violent hostility to outsiders
6. Below subsistence living
7. Disfiguring and deadly illnesses

8. No cool web forums

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
If I were in on this hyena meeting, I'd have to insist that whoever had the smallest dork in the village had to be the hyena. That way whenever one of the girls grew up and got married, she'd always be like "whoa" when it comes time to whip your dork out at her.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
yes, raping children and giving them aids at the parent's behest is terrible. but is that really so bad compared to the existence of the op?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Africa seems like it has a lot of opportunities if you are a bareback boner and you want to do some funky raping

Also if you would love to eat ape flesh

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
Madonna tried to build a school there, but the whole enterprise collapsed into nothing.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

EugeneJ posted:

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-36843769



The guy was arrested after the above article came out:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-36892963


Sauds Knew

Africans will do anything for attention.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
slam the door of enlightenment right in their dumb faces

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Remember when a bunch of witchdoctors said raping infants to death would cure AIDS? And hundreds of infants have died this way split in half?

Imagine the selfishness of that culture that even if you believed something that dumb you'd torture a toddler to death lol

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
I caught the AIDS down in Africa

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Afica as a country needs a new president

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