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DumbWhiteGuy posted:Someone find that video of him on Human Weapon or Fight Science or whatever where they are monitoring his lactic acid levels as he holds a guillotine and the doctors are like "what...what is happening...they're going down...this isn't right" lmbo
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Triticum Guzzler posted:btw if anybody wants to read the wada technical documents so you can try to figure out loopholes in the tests from your sa-mart steroids, pills, powders etc here's the master list https://wada-main-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/resources/files/wada-td2016-index-v2.0.pdf just google the document numbers and knock yaselves out What happens to the fighter if, for some reason, their piss sample (if no other issues are detected and collection goes forward without issue) 'spoils', or only pops on 1 method of testing which isn't repeatable across any other analysis? I wonder if only because if they genuinely do not test your B sample at the same time as the A sample, and store it under certain conditions, it might be possible to consume enough of (radioactive i think) something (forgot what my graduate advanced inorganic/organic lab overseer mentioned specifically the days we used ran our own piss through the mass spec) which doesn't fare well in certain colder temperature/pressure conditions in solution with stuff you normally piss out that enough time might pass to the point where standard radiation might have altered enough of whatever you're trying to hide that it slips past standard GC mass spec analysis. Obviously even if this were true, and enough time elapsed, it's very much random chance which dictates whether your sample passes the GC analysis. Even assuming this were all possible, the timing of your radioactive substance ingestion would have to be perfectly calculated, and anything radioactive enough and in ways which alter large, complex molecules like the kind they're testing would wreak absolute havok on all of your organ systems. That assumes you excrete it fast and completely enough that your body is able to eliminate the substance before it has passed through your kidneys and liver and blood vessels a sufficient number of times that even probabilistically you're going to get cancer or something awful no matter what.
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that explanation is also the loosest, least precise way any of that would occur if you ran it like 1000 times.
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Pimp Cauldron posted:at least there wont be a rubber match drat
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Aug 2, 2016 03:03
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afatwhiteloaf posted:I didn't say either would beat him, I'm saying he didn't want to fight them, because he could make more money fighting Diaz. Yeah Fighters are now more than ever discovering the secret money making techniques of having a personality and generating buzz, which is really really cool and I'm happy for them understanding that
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mistakinder posted:That's what's odd about this whole thing. If anyone else fought a guy from the weightclass above, and that guy was clearly better than them at everything except power shots, and fought them in a contest at a weightclass above that, how surprised would any of us be at the outcome? Conor wants money, for one, and for two believes in himself like no one else which is probably why he'll always bounce back. God i love your poo poo tho e: also Heavy Hands mentioned my donation/discussed part of my topic, whooop
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mistakinder posted:I get why Conor is deluded and has a limitless well of self-esteem, I just get confused when anyone else goes along with it and picks him to win against Nate. He won't win, and then Aldo will take the title back and we will all wonder if the last two or three years were just a mad fever dream. well I think it's that most people think you are wrong in how you arrive at a relatively safe conclusion. but it's been posted a lot
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EmmyOk posted:Conor is to blame for the stupid trend of fighters wearing sunglasses inside it wasn't Jones/Cormier 1?
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Yeah the answer is sometimes and more likely than not
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Aug 4, 2016 19:05
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Shumagorath posted:He pace he used to put on people before his title shot fell apart is indicative enough for me. See everyone else who "never gets tired" like Jones, Chael, etc Lmao yeah for sure man
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loving chael haters itt. Since when did the reality of hating him overwhelm the gimmick of liking his stupid style
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Aug 4, 2016 23:13
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Roids are super duper neat
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Gorefluff posted:To get big and ripped obviously. I take all my life advice from Phil Baroni. I've been blast/cruising since I was young and yeah this is basically true. Generally it's fairly easy to know when someone is producing obviously tainted gear because the internet is no longer just one massive echo chamber for 1 or 2 established sources (though 9/10 roid forums are setup to funnel money from idiots into the pockets of a couple of longstanding labs who produce stuff that's more under-dosed than your typical stuff). The thing is that doses nowadays (esp the ones you see people running) are almost always under-dosed by AT LEAST 20% and that's not even usually by direct design, because everyone buys powder from the same 1 or 2 guys (not hard and 100x less expensive to brew than buy) and unless your guys are trying to compensate for the weak Chinese powder you need to basically double the dose anyway.
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Dan Didio posted:I feel comfortable saying, based on absolutely nothing that comes to mind right now, that Nate knows how to do a hip toss. yah i'm not sure what you're on about mistakinder
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origami posted:and then some other more experienced judo dork will counter and say 'actually that's atsushi watanabe' or whatever but it really doesn't matter because neither one of them can even do it 10th planet jitz baby!!!
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Dangersim posted:Conor had a lot of success in that fight before the tide turned. People are acting like the fight was a one sided beating. People just like loving with you though because you always feel like you have to post about it
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Aug 5, 2016 19:13
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manyak posted:I think it always gets posted about here because theres like 30 people on here who hate Conor and like to post about it, rather than because theres like 3 people who think Conor is alright That's also a good explanation. People really do hate conor but dangersim, mostly because of his avi, seems easy to anger
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Aug 5, 2016 19:19
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Dangersim posted:Only your "sport" is fake sorry. both sports are fake because i know guys on the street who would absolutely gently caress UP any fighter from either org in a fight with no dumbass rules
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Aug 8, 2016 17:06
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How often does it actually happen btw
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Aug 8, 2016 21:45
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there has to be a way to vocalize the feeling you get when watching mma nerds get mad over people who i personally don't think exist... but i'm not eloquent enough 
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Dangersim posted:It was me who said that about weidman, and no i did not get bullied and pushed into lockers by jocks in high school. I just think weidman has that vibe, as a 30 year old man which is pretty lame. He's also dumb as poo poo. You sound like a kid who was bullied and you're saying some rude poo poo
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Aug 9, 2016 23:24
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Dangersim posted:Lol ok bro I mean you seem okay but every post you make seems really angsty as in either overreacting to poo poo about conor mcgregor or more recently using the word 'meathead' unironically as an insult
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Dangersim posted:Its kinda annoying how everytime i say something about mcgregor the same 3 people come in and start conplaining. Fucken stop with it dude Okay, sorry man
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Erz posted:If MMA was music, it would have to be rap. Not only is individualism at the forefront of the sport and the genre, but both encompass a unique aesthetic that blends gritty toughness with technical artistry; the word “art” is one-third of MMA, and if we are being honest, rap at its best is everything poetry wishes to be. It is only right then to anoint the greatest MMA fighters in each division by comparing them to the rap albums that best encapsulate their fighting styles, personalities and careers. has anyone else seen this post???
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canoshiz posted:I don't know if "slip" is the right word for moving out of the way of the shittiest haymaker ever thrown in the ring. slip is definitely the right word
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Aug 11, 2016 19:02
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You're nobody until someone threatens to kill you
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Aug 13, 2016 23:40
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Ugh this whole deal again Also I think conor is probably the favorite to win this time, too
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red19fire posted:And now for a word from our sponsors, pills made from mushrooms we collect in the woods. They make your brain smarter. It totally works, guys. who is this guy? like, what's his significance?
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Thanks for the info on that scumbag guys. That's actually loving hilarious, and I hope someday i can lie well enough to become an fbi agent
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Work Friend Keven posted:Conor no don't throw those Monster brand energy drinks. The flavor and energy in a single monster brand energy drink could bring this whole building down. Monster energy drink: Get Stung. Hardcore Henry 2 in theaters August 26h i can't stop laughing
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jesus chael
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willie_dee posted:Nope, I got banned, that jokes now over.
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fatherdog posted:So the dude trying to start that mma fighters union is having a press conference and i work with venture capitalists across a real wide array of industries and I guarantee if their algorithms find profit in a fighters' union it's bad bad thing
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teamq is dumb/sucks. unfortunately i'm late to the party thoughIntel&Sebastian posted:Thanks for loving up like a half hour of my morning Bluedeanie
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Nierbo posted:cialis is a really common pre workout drug to take. it doesnt necessarily mean erectile disfunction wut
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Nierbo posted:cialis is a really common pre workout drug to take. it doesnt necessarily mean erectile disfunction where do you workout?
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Work Friend Keven posted:Ni bro (2 months ago): I'm going to do a little steroids so I look good for my wedding hahaha
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answer the question illegal kick dude
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