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because I am a responsible grown up and will not make bad gimmick threads. I have "cum" a long ways
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Were you going to make such a thread without actually making GBS threads your pants?
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Aug 1, 2016 18:09
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hoping for the bum release, instead got the cum police
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Luvcow posted:hoping for the bum release, instead got the cum police rate this garbage thread 5 for this post i am cyber dapsing you right now luvcow 
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Please post videos, pics or gifs of pants making GBS threads pls. Spanks in advance (sia)
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Kuato posted:Please post videos, pics or gifs of pants making GBS threads pls. Spanks in advance (sia) http://shittystories.com quote:Had I known the Spicy Beef Curry would have caused it I never would have ordered it. It began two days on Tuesday evening when Kim and I went out for a bite to eat at our favorite Indian restaurant in the city. I was extremely hungry and ate heartily after the long day at work. Each of us ordered a curry dish. As it turned out, my dish was a doozy. After pleasant conversation and a couple bottles of wine we wrapped it up and headed home. The first onset of rumblings began about two blocks from the restaurant. The sudden activity in my stomach got my attention, though the activity subsided as we continued the walk home. The second phase began as I was brushing my teeth and felt an extreme discomfort as a gas bubble formed somewhere in the depths of my bowels. At that point I knew I was in for a rough one. Being as exhausted as I was, I fell asleep for a couple of hours. I then awoke in a helpless panic as I felt my bowels beginning to regurgitate the curry I consumed earlier. As I was climbing over Kim in my feeble attempt to make it to the restroom, my rear end exploded and showered our bedroom wall. I had not put my boxers back on after our love making so there was no barrier between my rear end cannon and Kim and the wall. Kim awoke in a panic (not to mention covered in poo poo) and yelled as the stench overcame her and she realized what had happened. We are still considering hiring a professional cleaning service to do the job, but we are embarrassed to have anyone see it.
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Aug 1, 2016 18:12
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dont poo poo ur pants
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Aug 1, 2016 18:33
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www posted:dont poo poo ur pants Nah, poo poo your pants. Live a little.
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Aug 1, 2016 18:38
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VendaGoat posted:Nah, poo poo your pants. Live a little. Jeez look at this guy buying pants just to poo poo them.  *lights cigar with 10 dollar bill* 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Jeez look at this guy buying pants just to poo poo them. Leather pants. *Lights cigar with 100 dollar bill*
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pity reply
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