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ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
Trump mocking a disabled reporter

e: Mister Brexit.

Brexit is good for my golf courses.

fake e: Manafort being unable to control Trump, being investigated by the FBI and fleeing the country to cover the election on a Russian news program.

Tim Kaine winning the hearts of America with the world's worst Trump impersonation.

ManlyGrunting has issued a correction as of 01:41 on Aug 25, 2016

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Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

DMCrimson posted:

I'm not pouring Baileys on my cereal

America’s always been best when she’s lying with her back on the mat

Lucifer in the flesh

If we have them, why can't we use them?

Mr Brexit

That was Obama’s war, yes

Like they are now, perhaps with a lot more energy

egg mcmuffin

Second Amendment people

Trump Tower climber

Economic advisory council of steves

What do you have to lose?

money pouring off a plane

hillary's secret stool

I'm a pioneer, I'm an explorer

trump tweets from android or iphone

100 cans of campbell soup

Jill Stein trailing Harambe in polls

Robert Morrow

they shot a gorilla for gods sake

Super Deluxe montages with the air horn

"I am a pioneer, I am an explorer!"

:roflolmao:

We are all pioneers, we are all explorers, during this election.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/natemcdermott/status/768913468946800640

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://twitter.com/AwfulJack/status/761187007947079680

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
Here's my effortpost, I think it follows the hero's journey pretty well

Some, I Assume / Going to Build Wall / Outsider / Not a War Hero / Fat Pigs / Slobs / Disgusting Animals / Only Rosie O'Donnell / According to the Polls / Low Energy / Gang of Eight / Jeb and Rubio Hugging and Kissing / Can't Stand Each Other / Joyful Tortoise / Jeb is a Mess / Sleepy Doctor / West Point / Belt Buckle / Pathological Disease / Pyramids of Grain / Peak Trump / Complete and Total Shutdown / Merry Christmas / Take Out Their Families / Anchor Baby / Smell of Death

Okay too exhausting but that's to January or so

MaxNV
Jan 3, 2011




Vintage "this loving election"

Alucard Nacirema
Apr 22, 2008

by exmarx
MSNBC plays fried chicken ad for NAACP president during racism discussion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02PadgqGthA

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Alucard Nacirema posted:

MSNBC plays fried chicken ad for NAACP president during racism discussion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02PadgqGthA



They had to have that queued up as a placeholder some dumbfuck thought was just funny as poo poo. It didn't just pop into the loving stream, it played where a clip from Hillary's speech would have played.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

MaxNV posted:

"Trump +5 in key battleground state of Kansas"

It's loving Kansas, the state that sucks republican dick while it falters and slowly spins in the toilet bowl before being flushed....That state's combined IQ is lower than Palin's

Lastgirl posted:

don't forget this was a thing before he changed his logo to be more presidential and not a loving caricature




looks like he stole the toothpaste image from those old commercials


Needs the Imperial March

SocketWrench has issued a correction as of 02:59 on Aug 31, 2016

mystic pimp
Jul 25, 2014

Formerly-rampant human-coded AI with a sense of humor seeks bipedal oxygen-breathing cyborg for serious relationship in the galactic core. I've got cool guns if you like to break stuff. No yuppies.
He kept us safe.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

SocketWrench posted:

looks like he stole the toothpaste image from those old commercials

You mean the Iconic Nurdle Device?

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Ted Cruz eating a tonsil stone live on tv

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

The low five

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

The press conference where he prominently featured trump steaks and wine

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Trump's basket of deplorables.

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


Awwwwww shucky ducky!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWL2fJf1KBE

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/776400611990528000

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

i wish we could all get back on the cain train, the trump train is taking us to strange, cruel new places

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

moller posted:

You mean the Iconic Nurdle Device?

ayup. Didn't know it had an official title

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Jill Stein chose a guy who agreed with a Holocaust denier as VP.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Ben Carson matter-of-factly telling the news Trump would give him a cabinet position for his endorsement, which is extremely illegal, followed by the complete lack of legal ramifications

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
enquirer breaking the cruz sex scandal and in order to unpack that people would have had to visualize ted cruz having sexual intercourse and i think we all just collectively noped out of that one. poor fuckin' national enquirer

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

echronorian posted:

Ben Carson matter-of-factly telling the news Trump would give him a cabinet position for his endorsement, which is extremely illegal, followed by the complete lack of legal ramifications

oh holy lord I completely forgot about that

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Jill Stein chose a guy who agreed with a Holocaust denier as VP.

I'm not a Stein person, but I feel like "agreed with a holocaust denier" is a trick somehow...

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
So much JEB in 18 seconds, finishing with perhaps Jebbiest moment of the entire campaign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv6WL0Ax4sQ

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008



thisfuckingelection

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Trump/Pence sex logo

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Rick Perry challenging Donald Trump to a chin up contest

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Mitt Romney ruining Donald Trump's carpet after excessive groveling

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Lastgirl posted:

Rick Perry challenging Donald Trump to a chin up contest

whoa forgot that one

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

This is imo the biggest cringe in the whole election.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

zeal posted:

i wish we could all get back on the cain train, the trump train is taking us to strange, cruel new places

Trump is just Cain + Hitler (Turkmenbashi was also this).

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Jewel Repetition posted:

This is imo the biggest cringe in the whole election.

fatherboxx posted:



its like they've read about the santorum thing but got it all hosed up wrong

how do these people feed themselves

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
When Senator Rafeal Edward Cruz from the great state of Texas, finally bends the knee and pledges his loyalty to Donald J. Trump.

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papersack
Jul 27, 2003

Went ahead and made the new version of this site. It's far from complete, so open to suggestions. http://thisfuckingelection2016.com

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